...Oh - and I'll save you the trouble:

[INSERT PARIS-HILTON-LOOKS/ACTS-LIKE-A-DOG JOKE HERE]

Hi Ace


thats a teacup pomeranian

ThreadCula said:

Thready!

I thought a Pomeranian was all blonde/red?

Ace said:

I think they come in different colors. I've seen a black one before.

That's grade A herpes infested slut I believe.

miniature doomed

Anxiety said:

it's little eyes are full of desperation already

That dog is sooo cute.

hokie said:

A Paris-Hilton-is-skanky joke! Who woulda thunk it!

Anxiety said:

I will give this a pass because it bypasses Paris-is-a-whore territory for the less-traveled Paris-is-an-irresponsible-pet-owner route.

evenstar3 said:

Desperation for more good-lovin' from Mama Paris, that is!

psychodelicide said:

which one?

iceblue07 said:

Ace said:

I couldn't resist. Don't tell me you have a soft spot for the crusty hag.

hokie said:

Actually, I don't understand the level of hatred directed her way. Like she's the only rich, young chick in the world who parties a lot?

Ace said:

She's just so stupid. She and Hohan/Blohan belong together.

Ace said:

whew. i guess it's a good thing i didn't go with my first answer, "vagina mite".

Anxiety said:

Okay: I'll admit I laughed at that.

psychodelicide said:

it is! i want one!

iceblue07 said:

kimrachell said:

Ace said:

You're too kind, my good man.

Is it too late to make a Paris Hilton joke?

:lookingup:

Oh, yes, it is...

Too cute...it doesn't look very amused at being carted around by Paris though

Ace said: