A sugar free Red Bull, a candy bar, and a note saying "your ass looks good in those jeans, damn!!!".

WTF is that all about?

I just about passed out, i couldnt stop laughing.

Just had to share

Share some of you classic pick up lines!!!

I need a good laugh (again)

All she said to a crush thread was "mdiver ".....that was all it took.

A few weeks ago I met a guy and the first thing he said to me was... ' tonight we are going to f##k..'
I think that was the most straight to the point pickupline I've ever heard.



We didn't by the way

mdiver said:

Well.....

I was never picked up or picked up anybod except some woman bought me a pint of guinnis from across the bar once. I drank it, then slept with her.

PREDOMINANT said:

I have brought you loads of guiness.....i guess i am not good enough

the one I really REALLY regret was this really nice looking guy (OK, jaw-droppingly gorgeous) who danced with me at a club and kept smiling at me and then he said "I bet you and me would have great conversations!" and I said "I bet you're right!" and then my friends made me go to the ladies room with them and I lost him in the crowd

mdiver said:

my bar stool.

oh this is about picking up and being picked up



never properly happened to me :mad;

ZombieKitten said:

@ :mad;

jami0mckay said:

:pissed"

ZombieKitten said:

So.....do you come here often?

ZombieKitten said:

http://www.dailymail.co.u...iends.html

PREDOMINANT said:

um…
oh!



"you have lovely biceps!"

jami0mckay said:

that is perhaps the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen!

ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:

This guy must watch what I drink, eat and do at work....

how the hell else would he know what I like?

still, if you want me to notice you, there are BETTER ways to do it...

the note kill it.....

dont talk/write about my ass!!!

Place: Biker club in NYC where the guys nicknamed me "Lobster" because of my big...you get the picture.

A warlock walked up to me and said:
"Your a$$'s so fine. Each time I see ya I wanna break a bottle on your face."
Me: "Well damn. Warn me next time I excite you. I'll move." (I meant it too.)

Boriqua1130 said:

amorbella said:

I know.
He probably said it for the shock factor and to see if I'd freakout. The dolt.

Boriqua1130 said:

Nothing seems to shock me anymore.
Men will do/say the stupidest things to get your attention....
but sometimes there are a few who will do the sweetest things to make you smile

go figure

amorbella said:

Last week this adorable young guy who sits next to me at work (who I hadn't even been trying to flirt with! ) dropped a note on my desk that said 'you have a gorgeous smile, we should hang out sometime' & his number

Much better than some of the lines I've heard in the past

amorbella said:

evenstar3 said:

I think what he did was cute, discreet, kinda polite, in a korky way

Boriqua1130 said:

Claws??

amorbella said:

yeah, nice for a change.

a way to a womans heart is through her members.....


do you know???


...where her mind is,
...whats on her heart
...where do her feet need to tread,
...what is in her hands to accomplish???


go to her with just one member and watch her explode.....smh bipolar 2:2..... it would have sounded better on a monday or tuesday.

myfavorite said:

You're crazy.

I like you.