Okay... in keeping with my public restroom theme, I have a question for all of you public poopers.

Do you use those ass gasket things when you drop wolf bait in public or do you like to feel your butt cheeks grip the bowl?

Of course everyone uses ass gaskets. Who in the world would let their ass cheks touch a public toilet?--yuck! at wolf bait

"Ass Gaskets?!" :LOL: ROFL!!!

ass gaskets? WTF? don't women line the seat with paper? or hover?

I'm the one who uses half the roll when I just have to use a public restroom...which I assure you is rare...

I'm thinking I need to know what an ass gasket is. I mean, I'm no backwoods primitive, but uhh...whut?

Icey, you're ever so fecal today.

In fact, I can auto-constipate for up to 4 days if necessary. No way am I sitting on a public toilet...uh-uh, no.

Jedi powers of levitation would come in handy in public restrooms... just hover a few inches above the bowl and pretend that you are a bombardier on a mission above a hostile country... watch out for anti-aircraft fire!

IceNine said:

Here's one for ya...
I BRING my OWN ass gaskets...
I was so damn excited when I saw them for sale at the drug store.
One thing that we women have to deal with that you guys don't are the squatters...
those women who just don't take their butt cheek hygine into consideration BEFORE entering a public bathroom and then end up peeing all over the seat.
It's disgusting. Those women should have to use a litter box.

IceNine said:

Perhaps in a future star-trek-like era, we can simply have the turd beamed out of us, sparing us all the splashing and wiping altogether.

Anxiety said:

The time-honored ass gasket is that toilet seat shaped paper cover that you use to keep your naked ass cheeks from coming into direct contact with the urine and other assorted things on toilet seats in public restrooms.

We need a toilet forum.That's what we need!

In Atlantic Cirty this one fucker tried to carry on a conversation while takin a shit--said stuff like the ashole is the ruler of the body, not the brain..because it can shut everything down etc untill its taken care of..the whole bathrom was laughin etc

rdhull said:

I guess you had to be there!

rdhull said:

I have a friend who will go to crowded public restrooms at clubs... he leaves the door open and tries to make as much noise as possible...

He yells things such as this while dropping ass mines:

"Oh, no... here it comes!"
"That one was a classic!"
"Check this one out!"

He has no shame... we were at one place that just had a single restroom in the back with a door that opened to the club... the shitter was plainly visible to everyone when the door was open... Roy immediately went to the crapper, left the door open and started loading the bowl while saying all his usual phrases...

rdhull said:

In high school, for some reason, for a short period of time they took down all the walls and barriers between the toilets. So you walked in the room there were urinals on one side and three toilets out in the open on the other.

One paticular day I walked in and two kids were taking a shit while eating their lunch. They had the lunch trays sitting on their laps. Good God that is nasty.

IceNine said:

Priceless!

IceNine said:

lovemachine said:

you lie!! That is bullshit! That is nasty!

Thecherryloon said:

I know right? It was funny honest becaause we were like "wtf?they sure are friendly in "Atlanticv City"

rdhull said:

Unfortunately this is the truth. The bathroom was in the lunchroom so I guess they thought that they would multi-task.

BTW this is the same lunchroom that, according to teachers at my school, Prince played a free concert in trying to land his band a gig at a dance.

useful info bit for the day:

How they do it in Japan




The Japanese bathroom is usually separate from the toilet and looks different from floor with taps low down on the wall, and sometimes a shower. The bath itself is square,and is deeper than a Westarn bath. It is usually filled from a cold tap, and the water is then heated by a gas unit attached to the side.


Wash and rinse yourself in the tiled area before getting in the bath. The bath is for soaking and relaxing in (that's why it's so hot),and soap, shampoo,etc,should never be used in it.


Both Japanese and Western toilets are used in Japan, and most public lavatories offer a choice. When using a Japnese-style toilet, it is usual to squat facing the hooded end. The Japanese-style toilet is considered by many to be cleaner than the Western-style one because no part of the body comes into contact withit; and for this particular bodily function, squatting is said to be better than sitting.


Many homes in the countryside still do not have flush toilets, and the 'bakumu-ka' (honey wagon) is not an unfamiliar sight (or smell) There is no shortage of public toilets in Japan, But many are not supplied with towels, and some do not have toilet paper.Hot runnig water is highly unusal. The Japanese habitualy carry a handkerchif or tissues for drying the hands.

What if this was your public restroom?

I dont trust those seat covers because they slide all over the place and you have contact with the seat anyhow. I just squat over it. Thats the fastest and safest way to me.

Tom said:

Oh no...get this man a litter box...

yamomma said:

Even worse: What if a sudden gust of wind came by.

eww.

yamomma said:

There are large trough-type urinals in certain places around here... here is a humorous story about one:

The restroom at the club was a trough... the club was packed and so was the restroom... guys were lining up in multiple lines to get to the trough... Frankie finally gets to the trough... he pulls his pants and underwear down around his fucking ankles and starts urinating...

He is standing there with has entire ass out... many people were wanting to kick his ass for that one.

IceNine said:

That's one way to get the bathroom to yourself.
Hmmm...



I might try that at work one day. (the day I decide to leave that is)

lovemachine said:

I was getting ready for an interview once--with not much time to dawdle--and i decided to shit, eat my lunch, brush my teeth, and review my notes on the company in their adjacent office's toilet!! ...Needless to say, i got the job. Wish i hadn't, god that job worked me to the bone.

As for toilet gaskets a.k.a. "butt-guards"...i think the toilet water and the inner walls are more potent than the seat itself. If i'm crapping in public, i'll flush it about 3 times before even thinking about dropping my tush down.

The only time i use one is at the airport, cuz you don't know what kind of weird bug wants to crawl up your A-hole and live in your ass... (Is that Xenofecalphobia??)

Ass gaskets... lol

I line it with 4 layers of toilet paper and then I straddle it so that I don't touch.

The first stall is the most sanitary, as people tend to pass that one by. And, you should NEVER touch the door handle with your bare hands... always use a paper towel when existing the restroom!

It surprises me how messy women are when using a public restroom...