I know this is going to sound real hillybillyish, but I don't care. Growing up, me and my first cousin Amy were always close. She would always come over our house and me and her would spend hours playing video games or playing basketball. She was always just one of guys until one day in our pre-teens we started talking about kissing(what it would feel like, how you do it, etc..) So we promised never to tell and then we kissed. As we got older we started going our seperate ways, but whenever we found ourselves alone, we would rehash that old story and then next thing we knew...we were making out. With the exception of occasional heavy petting, it never went further than that. She would marry shortly after high school and move away and after that we kinda lost contact. I would see her here and there, weddings and other family functions, but we haven't been that close since.

So I was in line to pay my electric bill this afternoon and I noticed this very attractive woman in front of me. When she turned around I realized it was Amy. We took a few minutes catching up and then she told me she had just signed her divorce papers and had moved into an apartment a few blocks down from me. She told me she was bored to death and that I should come over tonight to watch TV. She let it be known that her kids will be with her father and asked if I could bring wine. This could all be very innocent, but if she doesn't make a move than I'm going to!!! OMG!!! Crank up the banjos because I'm having sex with my cousin tonight!

Come on there are Moral Laws

Does Bible law have an impact on your family? For instance, Leviticus 18:6 reads: "You people must not come near, any man of you, to any close fleshly relative of his to lay bare nakedness. I am Jehovah."

Don't forget to invite us to the Baby Shower...



Seriously, HOW close is this cousin.

Don't be makin no babies.

the fuck

Ugh.

Get rid of your Perverted Thoughts about a Family Member. I't pretty Disgusting. I would never go with my Cousin and he was Gorgeous.
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Abundanc3 said:

The Bible also states that we shouldn't lust, but that hasn't stopped me yet. I know it might be taboo but since I've gotten home, laying bare nakedness with her is all I can think about!

This is a joke right??

johnart said:

we're just 1st cousins, it's not like we are brother and sister.

dude. this is a joke. has to be.

jockeyb4u said:

Well, don't use the BIBLE for a guide.
Didn't some dude get slipped some roofies by his daughters or something?

There's better reasons to NOT do your cousin, like maybe your auntie might get pissed and cut your junk off.
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egyptkizzee said:

I'm 4 real!!! It might be wrong but this woman is HOT!!! As long as I don't get her pregnant with an inbred child, I can't see the down side.

ButterscotchPimp said:

It has to be. He said "crank up the banjos"

BTW..Jockey have you posted your photo yet? Its a must round these parts.

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Some people don't have any morals at all. You must be one ugly loser, if the only pussy you can get is your long lost cousins. I hereby name you "freak of the week"

johnart said:

Her mother and father are both deceased because of cancer. Just another advantage, If this goes bad, it will be easier to avoid her.

jockeyb4u said:

This is definitely a joke.

Dayclear said:

I consider myself attractive, I've never had a problem getting or keeping women. But this woman has a hold of me! Yeah, I could get pussy somewhere else tonight, but I would just be thinking of her, so why not get the real thing?

The original post sounds like one of those openings to an erotic story.

johnart said:

I wish it was, if she wasn't my cousin I'd swear I was in love. But these last 2 hours I haven't been able to control my lustfull thoughts towards her.

jockeyb4u said:

Your sig.

Moonbeam said:

Just wait till tommorow when I give the follow up story about what transpires tonight!

gross, yea boasting about it is the way 2 go

Dear Penthouse Forum,

Nothing like this has ever happened to me before...

I call bullshit on this.

You're lying jockey...I can tell just by your reaction that you're lying.

jockeyb4u said:

We can't wait!!!!

ThreadCula said:

DanceWme said:

Imma pee myself!

Listen...I know this is awkward but when I think of this woman and of our past, all of those teenage hormone filled feelings start coming back! I may indeed back out of this but right now my mind is racing with all of the possiblities. I know that after tonight things can get really weird but I think I'm willing to risk it.
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