re at work when the older gentlemen (upper manangement) make a whole lot of noises like moaning and heavy breathing when they are in the bathroom.


What's with old people and all the grunting and moaning when they have to use the bathroom?

Are they passing a brick?

What about when they pee?

Why do they breath so darn hard like their having phone sex?

Freeks me out when I'm in a public restroom and there is an older person in there.

I don't know if they are in pain or experiencing some kind of pleasure.

Either way, I don't want to be in the same room with them when they have to relieve themselves.


[This message was edited Mon Dec 2 14:17:59 PST 2002 by yamomma]

you are not right

I suspect that the older gentlemen are not getting enough Metamucil brand fiber in their diet and are risking a rectal prolapse... thus the tortured sounds.

Yommama u are geting me into trouble that pic is fucked up Im dyin here :LOL:

I think there should be a:

Mens Room

Ladies Room

and an
OLD PEOPLE's ROOM


They are usually the ones with the stinky poop anyway!

Smell a foul oder?

See if an old person walks out of the stall.

Not to mention that they usually miss the urinal entirely for a few seconds until they eventually guide it back to the right direction.

yamomma said:

The odor was too fucking bad for me to do any detective work today... oh, the fucking humanity!

Forget the restroom, you should hear my mom down the grocery isle...I swear she could clear out a store...

There should be:





and a:

yamomma said:

:LOL: YOURE CRAZY :LOL:

yamomma said:

thud! Oh my gotdamn! where the hel are u finding this shit at??

you guys have me actually crying --in public

Wait until you see my ONA-Live review...

You'll pee your pants.

yamomma said:

Nothin cAN BE BETTER THAN THAT HANDICAP SIGN LOL, SOrRY FOR THE CAps, fuck it-Im not goin back n fixing it