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Do you ever go through phases where everyone keeps asking you questions you couldn't possibly know the answers to??? Oh my god, I swear, I must have a sign on my forehead that says ALL-KNOWING ORACLE.
This week, people keep coming up to me and asking crazy shit that I couldn't possibly know the answers to. And it's not like I'm polite when I tell them I don't know what the hell they're talking about. I do my best to discourage people from approaching me with unnecessary questions, but they just keep coming back. Today, some total STRANGER came up to me on the train and asked me what some random street sign meant. I had no freakin idea. "Oh, I was just curious and I thought you might know." What, am I dressed like a conductor today? LEAVE ME ALONE!!! 
Maybe I look too knowledgeable. It's not like I don't try really hard to look as stupid as humanly possible, believe me. Maybe I need a scary face tattoo so I'll look less approachable. I don't know what it is, but it's happening way too much this week and it's making me nuts. Does this happen to you??? | |
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Well, I'm kind of dumb. This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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Anxiety said: Oh my god, I swear, I must have a sign on my forehead that says ALL-KNOWING ORACLE.
This week, people keep coming up to me and asking crazy shit that I couldn't possibly know the answers to. And it's not like I'm polite when I tell them I don't know what the hell they're talking about. I do my best to discourage people from approaching me with unnecessary questions, but they just keep coming back. Today, some total STRANGER came up to me on the train and asked me what some random street sign meant. I had no freakin idea. "Oh, I was just curious and I thought you might know." What, am I dressed like a conductor today? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Maybe I look too knowledgeable. It's not like I don't try really hard to look as stupid as humanly possible, believe me. Maybe I need a scary face tattoo so I'll look less approachable. I don't know what it is, but it's happening way too much this week and it's making me nuts. Does this happen to you??? No I would take as a compliment thought. People find you wise. In my opinion it is better if people find you wise than stupid. stupid people are the one's in people's jokes... | |
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i don't want to be wise. 
unless it's to be a wise-ass.  | |
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baroque said: Anxiety said: Oh my god, I swear, I must have a sign on my forehead that says ALL-KNOWING ORACLE.
This week, people keep coming up to me and asking crazy shit that I couldn't possibly know the answers to. And it's not like I'm polite when I tell them I don't know what the hell they're talking about. I do my best to discourage people from approaching me with unnecessary questions, but they just keep coming back. Today, some total STRANGER came up to me on the train and asked me what some random street sign meant. I had no freakin idea. "Oh, I was just curious and I thought you might know." What, am I dressed like a conductor today? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Maybe I look too knowledgeable. It's not like I don't try really hard to look as stupid as humanly possible, believe me. Maybe I need a scary face tattoo so I'll look less approachable. I don't know what it is, but it's happening way too much this week and it's making me nuts. Does this happen to you??? No I would take as a compliment thought. People find you wise. In my opinion it is better if people find you wise than stupid. stupid people are the one's in people's jokes... Yeah. Kind of like me. I'm pretty dense. People think I know a lot. But, nope. I'm very seclusive and reclusive. I'm so stupid, the smell of my rotting brain is putrid. They walk up to me and yell, "What's wrong with you, kid?!" This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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Anxiety said: i don't want to be wise.
unless it's to be a wise-ass. both go hand in hand.. [Edited 1/28/09 17:32pm] | |
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Anxiety said: i don't want to be wise.
unless it's to be a wise-ass. Hugh Laurie comes to mind. This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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I'm scratching you off my list of people to call for a mobile shout out...
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Mysterioso said: baroque said: No I would take as a compliment thought. People find you wise. In my opinion it is better if people find you wise than stupid. stupid people are the one's in people's jokes... Yeah. Kind of like me. I'm pretty dense. People think I know a lot. But, nope. I'm very seclusive and reclusive. I'm so stupid, the smell of my rotting brain is putrid. They walk up to me and yell, "What's wrong with you, kid?!" So wait, you're smart but you have the face of a stupid person? That's what I want. That's what I thought I *had*. Who's that on your t-shirt in your avatar? Is that ALF or Sebulba? | |
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Mysterioso said: Anxiety said: i don't want to be wise.
unless it's to be a wise-ass. Hugh Laurie comes to mind. before there was House..there was Black Adder  | |
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that's a big-ass picture. | |
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Anxiety said: that's a big-ass picture.
it is. you're still off my mobile shout out list. | |
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People only approach someone when they look approachable,
so stop blaming them  Maybe ya just plain look too sweet.
This might help
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Remember my thread where I told you I ate a veggie?! Bet you felt the way you feel now 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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obsessed said: People only approach someone when they look approachable,
so stop blaming them Maybe ya just plain look too sweet.
This might help
Yeah. I guess I'm not approachable. I'm so bad, even guys and goyls in here piss on my eroding existence. I'm a pissant. Well, I piss back on you trespassers. This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Remember my thread where I told you I ate a veggie?! Bet you felt the way you feel now
See? These are the kinds of questions I'm getting this week. | |
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Mysterioso said: obsessed said: People only approach someone when they look approachable,
so stop blaming them Maybe ya just plain look too sweet.
This might help
Yeah. I guess I'm not approachable. I'm so bad, even guys and goyls in here piss on my eroding existence. I'm a pissant. Well, I piss back on you trespassers. Well yep, I'd say you're unapproachable  | |
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obsessed said: Mysterioso said: Yeah. I guess I'm not approachable. I'm so bad, even guys and goyls in here piss on my eroding existence. I'm a pissant. Well, I piss back on you trespassers. Well yep, I'd say you're unapproachable Actually, this isn't usually how I act. But, apparently, being a nice, normal guy gets you NOWHERE in the world (Especially not up in this bitch). You all are so cliquish. Now back off before I jackoff!  This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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Anxiety said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Remember my thread where I told you I ate a veggie?! Bet you felt the way you feel now
See? These are the kinds of questions I'm getting this week. 
This whole thread is cracking me up. |
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Mysterioso said: obsessed said: Well yep, I'd say you're unapproachable Actually, this isn't usually how I act. But, apparently, being a nice, normal guy gets you NOWHERE in the world (Especially not up in this bitch). You all are so cliquish. Now back off before I jackoff! Hard to believe  | |
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Mysterioso said: obsessed said: Well yep, I'd say you're unapproachable Actually, this isn't usually how I act. But, apparently, being a nice, normal guy gets you NOWHERE in the world (Especially not up in this bitch). You all are so cliquish. Now back off before I jackoff! You won't even tell me if that's ALF on your t-shirt, Snubby McSnubbins! | |
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obsessed said: Mysterioso said: Actually, this isn't usually how I act. But, apparently, being a nice, normal guy gets you NOWHERE in the world (Especially not up in this bitch). You all are so cliquish. Now back off before I jackoff! Hard to believe Oh my. If it wasn't so fun being a dick, I wouldn't. It's actually stimulating. Much more fun than being boring old Nianco.       This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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Anxiety said: Oh my god, I swear, I must have a sign on my forehead that says ALL-KNOWING ORACLE.
This week, people keep coming up to me and asking crazy shit that I couldn't possibly know the answers to. And it's not like I'm polite when I tell them I don't know what the hell they're talking about. I do my best to discourage people from approaching me with unnecessary questions, but they just keep coming back. Today, some total STRANGER came up to me on the train and asked me what some random street sign meant. I had no freakin idea. "Oh, I was just curious and I thought you might know." What, am I dressed like a conductor today? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Maybe I look too knowledgeable. It's not like I don't try really hard to look as stupid as humanly possible, believe me. Maybe I need a scary face tattoo so I'll look less approachable. I don't know what it is, but it's happening way too much this week and it's making me nuts. Does this happen to you??? I have the opposite problem, no one EVER approaches me. I'm too scary.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: See? These are the kinds of questions I'm getting this week.
This whole thread is cracking me up. It's like I woke up and the entire world has turned into Billy from "Family Circus".  | |
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Anxiety said: Mysterioso said: Actually, this isn't usually how I act. But, apparently, being a nice, normal guy gets you NOWHERE in the world (Especially not up in this bitch). You all are so cliquish. Now back off before I jackoff! You won't even tell me if that's ALF on your t-shirt, Snubby McSnubbins! That's Eminem wearing a shirt with Alf on it, butterbuns! This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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Mysterioso said: obsessed said: Hard to believe Oh my. If it wasn't so fun being a dick, I wouldn't. It's actually stimulating. Much more fun than being boring old Nianco.  | |
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Mysterioso said: Anxiety said: You won't even tell me if that's ALF on your t-shirt, Snubby McSnubbins! That's Eminem wearing a shirt with Alf on it, butterbuns! Butterbuns!
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Mysterioso said: Anxiety said: You won't even tell me if that's ALF on your t-shirt, Snubby McSnubbins! That's Eminem wearing a shirt with Alf on it, butterbuns! don't get meta with me, tickletaint. | |
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obsessed said: Mysterioso said: Oh my. If it wasn't so fun being a dick, I wouldn't. It's actually stimulating. Much more fun than being boring old Nianco. Jellin'? This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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