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Thread started 01/23/09 2:33pm

funkpill

After Retiring, A Man Went To The Social Security Office

To apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry,
and would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed his Social Security application.
When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten Disability, too.' confused
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Reply #1 posted 01/23/09 2:35pm

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falloff
Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song wall
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser thumbs up!
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Reply #2 posted 01/23/09 2:37pm

paintedlady

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lol Aye papi!
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Reply #3 posted 01/23/09 2:43pm

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heart Life heart Sexy
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Reply #4 posted 01/23/09 3:12pm

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razz



hmmm




"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #5 posted 01/23/09 3:16pm

funkpill

spit
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Reply #6 posted 01/23/09 6:42pm

eaglebear4839

oh, snap!
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Reply #7 posted 01/23/09 10:29pm

wildgoldenhone
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lol

Thanks for the joke, I really needed it.
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Reply #8 posted 01/24/09 11:04pm

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happy friday!! yay!
One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111


love is a gift heart

an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby....
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Reply #9 posted 01/24/09 11:25pm

EmeraldSkies

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lol
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach
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Reply #10 posted 01/25/09 2:18am

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lmao
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