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PrintableDewrede said: i used to have bad sex in the horny morning
bad sex in the afternoon  Um... let me warm up my vocals
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I would finish it and say thank you and get up and go or they would have to go. I then call it off.
Unfortunately, it did happen a couple of times and I would tell them that it just wouldn't work between us and the time that we shared will always be memoriable.  Um... let me warm up my vocals
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JustErin said: Like this:
"Ya, this isn't working. You should go home now". I have done exactly that in the past!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said: Like this:
"Ya, this isn't working. You should go home now". I have done exactly that in the past! I did it a couple of months ago. | |
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...gimme sum space!!!!! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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I didn't think I could ever have bad sex....but I did.
after the 3rd sucky session, I just stopped. Peace&BeWild | |
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HamsterHuey said: Just get dressed, say "Well, this doesn't work for me" and leave.
Which is hard when you are living with someone, of course.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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a month or so a go i met up with this hot muscle latino god from the uk that i had been flirting with for a couple of years. i was sooooo excitied that we finally got a chance to hook up.
we had abosultly ZERO sexual chemistry or at least i thought so. about half an hour into things i just realized it was working for me and while he was still going at it, i just looked up at him smiled and said i don't think this is working, pushed him off of me, got dressed, gave him a hug, said thank you and left. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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reneGade20 said: To me, bad sex is a misnomer...I've had a couple encounters in my life where it just wasn't happening, but instead of saying "fuck this!", we talked to each other and told the other what was going on...adjusted accordingly...and ended up having a whale of a time...the key is being able to take criticism of your vast sexual prowess constructively....
...as long as there isn't any  or  going on, anyone can improve bad sex....i disagree sometimes the connection isn't there and you can't salvage the sex. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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If it's a one night stand, I just say I'm done.
When I was younger, if I was 'taking the grenade' for a friend on a double-date type of thing, I would just go to my happy place. That's what friends are for. | |
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4am and I asked him if he were really mad if I left his place right now. 18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
5 July 2010, Waldbühne, Berlin | |
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HamsterHuey said: Just get dressed, say "Well, this doesn't work for me" and leave.
Which is hard when you are living with someone, of course. It shouldn't ever get to the point where you move in with a lousy lay. That's just wrong. | |
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reneGade20 said: To me, bad sex is a misnomer...I've had a couple encounters in my life where it just wasn't happening, but instead of saying "fuck this!", we talked to each other and told the other what was going on...adjusted accordingly...and ended up having a whale of a time...the key is being able to take criticism of your vast sexual prowess constructively....
...as long as there isn't any or going on, anyone can improve bad sex....To keep her from puking stop sticking your dick way down her throat. | |
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It's just according to the circumstances of the situation. Sometimes I'm polite but other times I'm mean as hell if I think I'm being disrespected. For instance, one time, I touched this motherfucker's dick and then I sniffed my hand and smelled pure fish. I asked him if he had been doing something earlier that evening and he said he had fucked his girlfriend earlier. I told him he needed to go home and wash the pussy off his dick and don't ever come back to me with a stanky ass dick because the last thing I want in my mouth is something pussy smelling or flavored. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: It's just according to the circumstances of the situation. Sometimes I'm polite but other times I'm mean as hell if I think I'm being disrespected. For instance, one time, I touched this motherfucker's dick and then I sniffed my hand and smelled pure fish. I asked him if he had been doing something earlier that evening and he said he had fucked his girlfriend earlier. I told him he needed to go home and wash the pussy off his dick and don't ever come back to me with a stanky ass dick because the last thing I want in my mouth is something pussy smelling or flavored.
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Fury said: how do you graciously exit a bad sexual encounter? fake an orgasm? remember somethingthat you gotta go do right now?
what have you done? Hurry up and busted my nut so I can get the hell outta there... LOL!! | |
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vainandy said: It's just according to the circumstances of the situation. Sometimes I'm polite but other times I'm mean as hell if I think I'm being disrespected. For instance, one time, I touched this motherfucker's dick and then I sniffed my hand and smelled pure fish. I asked him if he had been doing something earlier that evening and he said he had fucked his girlfriend earlier. I told him he needed to go home and wash the pussy off his dick and don't ever come back to me with a stanky ass dick because the last thing I want in my mouth is something pussy smelling or flavored.
LMFAO...You crazy Andy!! | |
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I don't understand how it got that far... I perceive the lack of match long before the clothes hit the floor. | |
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 I guess as they say, game recognizes game. ... but I am not a get around girl, so I painstakingly observe my prey..... I pride myself in excellence. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: I don't understand how it got that far... I perceive the lack of match long before the clothes hit the floor.
Amen  | |
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vainandy said: It's just according to the circumstances of the situation. Sometimes I'm polite but other times I'm mean as hell if I think I'm being disrespected. For instance, one time, I touched this motherfucker's dick and then I sniffed my hand and smelled pure fish. I asked him if he had been doing something earlier that evening and he said he had fucked his girlfriend earlier. I told him he needed to go home and wash the pussy off his dick and don't ever come back to me with a stanky ass dick because the last thing I want in my mouth is something pussy smelling or flavored.
Naw, his girlfriend NEEDS to wash the cooch! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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vainandy said: It's just according to the circumstances of the situation. Sometimes I'm polite but other times I'm mean as hell if I think I'm being disrespected. For instance, one time, I touched this motherfucker's dick and then I sniffed my hand and smelled pure fish. I asked him if he had been doing something earlier that evening and he said he had fucked his girlfriend earlier. I told him he needed to go home and wash the pussy off his dick and don't ever come back to me with a stanky ass dick because the last thing I want in my mouth is something pussy smelling or flavored.
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vainandy said: It's just according to the circumstances of the situation. Sometimes I'm polite but other times I'm mean as hell if I think I'm being disrespected. For instance, one time, I touched this motherfucker's dick and then I sniffed my hand and smelled pure fish. I asked him if he had been doing something earlier that evening and he said he had fucked his girlfriend earlier. I told him he needed to go home and wash the pussy off his dick and don't ever come back to me with a stanky ass dick because the last thing I want in my mouth is something pussy smelling or flavored.
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I've only had one girl who I would consider "bad sex". Not only was she a lousy lay, but we were physically incompatible too . . . I literally couldn't feel a thing once it got going. Needless to say, didn't stay with her.
If the bad sex is a technique thing, or a limited playbook, that can be fixed if the person is right. |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: I guess as they say, game recognizes game. ... but I am not a get around girl, so I painstakingly observe my prey..... I pride myself in excellence. 
I like that.. game recognizes game | |
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ehuffnsd said: reneGade20 said: To me, bad sex is a misnomer...I've had a couple encounters in my life where it just wasn't happening, but instead of saying "fuck this!", we talked to each other and told the other what was going on...adjusted accordingly...and ended up having a whale of a time...the key is being able to take criticism of your vast sexual prowess constructively....
...as long as there isn't any or going on, anyone can improve bad sex....i disagree sometimes the connection isn't there and you can't salvage the sex. ...well to be truthful, I had more "physical connection" sex than any other connection attempts....the physical, even if its only once, will always be there...before I grew up, I wasn't really concerned with the other connections...unless the physical became insatiable.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above...
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reneGade20 said: ehuffnsd said: i disagree sometimes the connection isn't there and you can't salvage the sex. ...well to be truthful, I had more "physical connection" sex than any other connection attempts....the physical, even if its only once, will always be there...before I grew up, I wasn't really concerned with the other connections...unless the physical became insatiable.... i only have sex with people i'm physically attracted to, however if there is no chemistry there is no point in contining. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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vainandy said: It's just according to the circumstances of the situation. Sometimes I'm polite but other times I'm mean as hell if I think I'm being disrespected. For instance, one time, I touched this motherfucker's dick and then I sniffed my hand and smelled pure fish. I asked him if he had been doing something earlier that evening and he said he had fucked his girlfriend earlier. I told him he needed to go home and wash the pussy off his dick and don't ever come back to me with a stanky ass dick because the last thing I want in my mouth is something pussy smelling or flavored.
Lord! I can't believe the things you guys say...lol | |
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ehuffnsd said: a month or so a go i met up with this hot muscle latino god from the uk that i had been flirting with for a couple of years. i was sooooo excitied that we finally got a chance to hook up.
we had abosultly ZERO sexual chemistry or at least i thought so. about half an hour into things i just realized it was working for me and while he was still going at it, i just looked up at him smiled and said i don't think this is working, pushed him off of me, got dressed, gave him a hug, said thank you and left. Is that it? Ugh! Wake me when you're done.I guess you'll be the only one having fun.... | |
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Can't remember the last time I had bad sex, must have been years ago.
If it happens I would try and see if I can teach the girl some skillls. If that's not the problem, but there simply isn't any chemistry I probably wouldn't have ended up up with her anyway, or I would just tell her that it's not going to work for lack of chemistry. | |
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