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PrintableuPtoWnNY said: Y'all don't know what it's like having a penis - it has a mind of its own.
I wish I could switch places with a dude for maybe a year to understand that lol | |
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uPtoWnNY said: KidaDynamite said: I swear, I would probably be labeled as an 'asshole' if I were a dude because I would probably hurt a lot of feelings....if I'm gonna fuck a chick and she smelling a little too ripe, my dick would get limp and I would be out of that house faster than James Brown can say "FUNKAY!!!"  Y'all don't know what it's like having a penis - it has a mind of its own. Shit, when I'm at attention, in the throes of passion, sweating like a mfer and ready to explode, I can block certain things out and get the job done. And ladies, ask yourself this. If, during lovemaking, your man tells you, "honey, could you go in the bathroom and hit that thang with the washcloth?", y'all know you'd be pissed.  Nah mayne...ya'll just nastayyy! 
She shouldn't get mad, she should be glad her man is letting her know that it's one of those days where she is 'not so fresh'. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of an orgasm, take a deep breath and smell trout. You know what, go and work out for about an hour, run around the block a few times {make sure you have your boys packed nice and tight so no air can get in} throw your stanky nuts in her face and I BET YOU her nasty gutter-but trollop ass would appreciate it and go wash then. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: uPtoWnNY said: Y'all don't know what it's like having a penis - it has a mind of its own. Shit, when I'm at attention, in the throes of passion, sweating like a mfer and ready to explode, I can block certain things out and get the job done. And ladies, ask yourself this. If, during lovemaking, your man tells you, "honey, could you go in the bathroom and hit that thang with the washcloth?", y'all know you'd be pissed. Nah mayne...ya'll just nastayyy!
She shouldn't get mad, she should be glad her man is letting her know that it's one of those days where she is 'not so fresh'. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of an orgasm, take a deep breath and smell trout. You know what, go and work out for about an hour, run around the block a few times {make sure you have your boys packed nice and tight so no air can get in} throw your stanky nuts in her face and I BET YOU her nasty gutter-but trollop ass would appreciate it and go wash then. Sorry, y'all. But I'm still STUCK  on the part that a woman does not wash the pika-chuu enough to be aware that it's not spring fresh  | |
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Ottensen said: KidaDynamite said: Nah mayne...ya'll just nastayyy!
She shouldn't get mad, she should be glad her man is letting her know that it's one of those days where she is 'not so fresh'. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of an orgasm, take a deep breath and smell trout. You know what, go and work out for about an hour, run around the block a few times {make sure you have your boys packed nice and tight so no air can get in} throw your stanky nuts in her face and I BET YOU her nasty gutter-but trollop ass would appreciate it and go wash then. Sorry, y'all. But I'm still STUCK on the part that a woman does not wash the pika-chuu enough to be aware that it's not spring fresh Exactamally!!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Flowers2 said: uPtoWnNY said: Y'all don't know what it's like having a penis - it has a mind of its own.
I wish I could switch places with a dude for maybe a year to understand that lol Actually, I'd like to switch places with a woman to understand the power y'all have over us. Your beautiful form makes men do the craziest shit. As you've read, it takes a lot to keep me away from a female's good stuff. | |
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Ottensen said: reneGade20 said: no...I didn't say that...what I said was that one time, the funk was almost enough to end the proceedings.....I know what causes ze` queef....but in the beginning of my sexual journey, one of my "less than knowledgable, yet expert" friends had the crew believing it was because of a lack of size....as in "why is your organ so small?" 
....thank gawd I had older sisters who refused to have a dumbass for a brother.... Lord, I'm still stuck on the funk part  . What was it, just B.O.? Or maybe she had some bad tacos or Indian food earlier...???  Since when do queefs smell like taco.
Ya'll are confusing me!!  | |
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uPtoWnNY said: KidaDynamite said: Damn, what kinda funkdified people are y'all dealing with??? Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, even if it's funky in there.  Um, no.  | |
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uPtoWnNY said: Flowers2 said: I wish I could switch places with a dude for maybe a year to understand that lol Actually, I'd like to switch places with a woman to understand the power y'all have over us. Your beautiful form makes men do the craziest shit. As you've read, it takes a lot to keep me away from a female's good stuff. More like "stank stuff" I'm sorry but I'm of the mind that if you can smell it like that it AIN'T right. That pussy needs warning lights, yellow tape, orange cones and a big ass sign on it that says DO NOT ENTER!!!! 
But it sounds like you dudes go in anyway.   | |
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SCNDLS said: I'm sorry but I'm of the mind that if you can smell it like that it AIN'T right. That pussy needs warning lights, yellow tape, orange cones and a big ass sign on it that says DO NOT ENTER!!!!
But it sounds like you dudes go in anyway. Women will never understand, once the engine gets started, it's hard to stop. Besides, she didn't smell like King Kong, so I said fuck it , and dove in. | |
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SCNDLS said: Ottensen said: Lord, I'm still stuck on the funk part . What was it, just B.O.? Or maybe she had some bad tacos or Indian food earlier...??? Since when do queefs smell like taco.
Ya'll are confusing me!! that thing was hungryyyy!!! 
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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uPtoWnNY said: SCNDLS said: I'm sorry but I'm of the mind that if you can smell it like that it AIN'T right. That pussy needs warning lights, yellow tape, orange cones and a big ass sign on it that says DO NOT ENTER!!!!
But it sounds like you dudes go in anyway. Women will never understand, once the engine gets started, it's hard to stop. Besides, she didn't smell like King Kong, so I said fuck it , and dove in. 
Uh uh... see, ....um NO. Just say NO my friend[b] 'tha hell ?? | |
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: Since when do queefs smell like taco.
Ya'll are confusing me!! that thing was hungryyyy!!!
Noooo, nooooo, Sugar- while the pikachuu is allowed to um, moan in the night light and whisper come hither....it STILL should be Spic n' Span, GLISTENING and sparkling clean like Mr. Clean's bald ass HEAD  | |
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Ottensen said: reneGade20 said: that thing was hungryyyy!!!
Noooo, nooooo, Sugar- while the pikachuu is allowed to um, moan in the night light and whisper come hither....it STILL should be Spic n' Span, GLISTENING and sparkling clean like Mr. Clean's bald ass HEAD LMAO!!!!! | |
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uPtoWnNY said: SCNDLS said: I'm sorry but I'm of the mind that if you can smell it like that it AIN'T right. That pussy needs warning lights, yellow tape, orange cones and a big ass sign on it that says DO NOT ENTER!!!!
But it sounds like you dudes go in anyway. Women will never understand, once the engine gets started, it's hard to stop. Besides, she didn't smell like King Kong, so I said fuck it , and dove in. Nope. Can't do it. Hygiene is something I don't compromise on. Not to say she couldn't get a second chance, but I'm not fucking anything that smells suspect. | |
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violator said: uPtoWnNY said: Women will never understand, once the engine gets started, it's hard to stop. Besides, she didn't smell like King Kong, so I said fuck it , and dove in. Nope. Can't do it. Hygiene is something I don't compromise on. Not to say she couldn't get a second chance, but I'm not fucking anything that smells suspect. I'm with you on that one...cuz if you do, this is likely to happen.... 
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above...
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One thing to keep in mind with all this hygeine talk is that food & lifestyle affect someone's scent "down there", even to those who are meticulous groomers.
For example, if you eat a lot of sweets, it's gonna smell and taste sweet. Same goes for seafood, peppers, onions, etc. Even smoking can translate into a different smell and taste down there. On a different note, I'm all about the superhot shower before and after sex. Aside from feeling clean, it helps enhance stamina and sensitivity. |
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Ya'll are fucking me up!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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SCNDLS said: Ottensen said: Lord, I'm still stuck on the funk part . What was it, just B.O.? Or maybe she had some bad tacos or Indian food earlier...??? Since when do queefs smell like taco.
Ya'll are confusing me!! That's what I was tryna say. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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