PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

Go Granny GO !

i just returned from multonomah, oregon. guess i'm glad dude didn't intrude on me

PurpleJedi said:

Whom's name is Michael Dick. Kid you not.

HamsterHuey said:

PurpleJedi said:

Dick got the squeeze put on him for criminal indecency and intrusion. Glad granny snatched that Dick up.

paintedlady said:

i guess dude's lucky that granny didn't do the monkey steals the peach maneuver on him instead...

BSK3478 said:

paintedlady said:

x 1,000
that hurt me just by reading it.

BSK3478 said:

She wouldn't have been able to do that one,
she was face down on the chair.
But what she did saved her.