PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms.

She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest




dang!!

mmm yurp

*in before "lemme smell yo dick"*

at first glance, I thought the title was "....Husband's Genitals Bacon"

roodboi said:

bacon

genitals bacon :antidrool:

BSK3478 said:

Genitals Bacon....Kevin Bacons long lost half brother

roodboi said:

Three Degrees of Genitals Bacon

genital bacon? ugh, rub some eucerin on that shit.

BSK3478 said:

my next pet is gonna be named genitals bacon...that is one dreamy ass name...


now back to your regularly scheduled straight chicks eating coochie thread....

It would have been the other way around if she smelled sardines. She would have been beating his ass.

vainandy said:

How much you wanna bet he was defending himself. Any chick psycho enough to be smellin her man's dick doesn't follow that shit up without threats and violence

All together now...

i KNEW someone was gonna post that sooner or later.

vainandy said:

Dayum!! If his junk smelled like sardines, I don't think it woulda been safe for her to sniff anything....

...funky motherfucker should be ashamed of himself, dippin' in some stank sardine poonanny.....

Not a philanderer but, sadly, a domestic abuser...

ThreadBare said:

I am making no excuses for what he did but I knew a chick that did this kind of shit and she was always the one who generated the violence. just sayin it happens that way too.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Oh, I know domestic violence and other madness can be initiated by women. Just saying how sad it is there seem to be a host of issues between the two of them.

at least she got her answer. If he had nothing to hide, he wouldn't have done that.

ArielB said:

Uh, no. When dealing with this kind of psycho a 10 minute trip to the corner market for milk and eggs can turn into a neighborhood orgy. This woman is massively insecure and I doubt that she is an innocent victim in all this.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I also know some women who trip out like this.

Unfortunately, it often comes from somewhere. If the fellow in this instance wasn't sleeping around, my guess (and I could be wrong) is that he'd certainly given her some reason in his history to think he might.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

lol

If you feel like you have to smell your man's dick to know if he's cheated or not, obviously you don't need to be there anymore.


Of course if he comes in smelling like a bar of Ivory, that should tell you something too. Been there...done that.

noimageatall said:

seriously if you can't trust someone why are you in a relationshp with them?

ehuffnsd said:

Exactly...

noimageatall said:

straight people baffle me.

ehuffnsd said:

Hey...I'm straight. Well...sorta.

noimageatall said:

i love you april