...Anyone know where on Earth i could find it?

Inside yourself.

According to Prince, you gotta "kiss" a girl "down there, where it counts" before you can even start to imagine what silence looks like.

Sounds like a plausible idea to me.

Cloudbuster said:

No, that'll be a kinda mushy...blood gushing...gut squishing, kinda sound.

Space is pretty damn silent...only place your garanteed silence.

Natsume said:

Well i've been doing that for half my lifetime but i still hear traffic, walkmans, and the general babble of day to day life.

does perfect silence exist?

Natsume said:

NO! NO! NOOO

gooeythehamster said:

Yess yesss yesss!!! C'mon Gooey, just a little kiss!

Give it a few more weeks and you'll find it at a home match at Elland Road




-The enemy is within.

ConsciousContact said:

I can barely raise an argument.I was down 'the Lane' last Sunday, we usually give your boys a pasting but that was a disgrace.Though i'm sure you enjoyed it.

Good memory BTW.

Yeah and Tel set up the first goal, classic.

Thecherryloon said:

Go to a cave somewhere and go deep underground... I took my son to Carlsbad Caverns this year and we went waaay down underground whereupon the tour guide turned the lights out and had everyone be totally quiet. It was definitely quiet.

ummm yoga class.

CarrieLee said:

That is how it starts.
Before you know it we shag.
You get pregnant.
You have babies (twins run in my family)
You hate me after you have to push them out and scream in pain.
Your boobs will be lowhangers after nursing two brats.
You hate me more.
I of course adore you as you are, always.
But I'll screw around anyways, cuz that is how men are.
You'll be jealous of my leatherclad admirers.
And hate me more.

gooeythehamster said:

GOOEY!!! You are a bad bad boy!

I won't get pregnant, I take birth control reliously!
Therefor I won't be in any pain
My boobs will NEVER be lowhangers!!
And I'll be screwing around too so we're even!

And I could NEVER hate you!!!

CarrieLee said:

Allow me to offer a solution:

Maybe you two could screw around with the same guys.

IceNine said:

Nah, I don't think I'd like that.

CarrieLee said:

We are both as possesive as hell.

Yes, NPGmc; I said HELL

SexLovely said:

That is a fine plan... you could also pour sulfuric acid in your ears... that would do it too.

what has happened to my poor, innocent thread? Hijacked by nonsense as per usual!

Thecherryloon said:

See my original answer.



REPOST TO GET THIS BACK ON TOPIC:

"Go to a cave somewhere and go deep underground... I took my son to Carlsbad Caverns this year and we went waaay down underground whereupon the tour guide turned the lights out and had everyone be totally quiet. It was definitely quiet."

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IceNine said:

Excellent...but unessaserily painful.
U could also get sum1 2 slap their hands on your ears with alot of force, thus blowing the shit out of your ear drums...again, unessaserily painful...altho fun.

IceNine said:

Was it scary? I went 'pot-holing' i.e crawling through a dark, dank cave with barely enough room to breathe, when i was at high school.I can honestly say it was the singlemost terrifying experience in my life.Pitch black with only a miners helmet with a crappy torch on it and that kept going out every few seconds, it was bloody horrible.i didn't cry like some of the so-called 'Hard men' though.

It's definately one of those dangerous sports i'm talking about on the Religion/politics forum.

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[This message was edited Wed Nov 27 8:58:35 PST 2002 by Thecherryloon]

Thecherryloon said:

We were on a guided tour, so it wasn't frightening, as a lot of people knew where we were and there was a 99.999% chance that we would not be injured, lost or killed.

Thecherryloon said:

i is sends my student out fo a breath o fresh air,
dat been over two years ago, i is think he still lookin fo it.

Thecherryloon said:

I'm looking, too! Hell, who am I kidding... I just need a vacation.

Of course any endorsement of drugs is a double edged sword..

but heroin?

I have ready access to silence anywhere I go. All I need to do is turn off my implant and cover my other ear. It's great, especially when I'm trying to sleep -- total silence.

Natsume said:

A girl? Good gawd.. NO.