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OFFAL GREAT - A Memoir from Shauna Anderson, The Queen of Chitlins (LOL!) What in the hell is everybody so ashamed of? Our slave heritage is important and must never be forgotten. They made customs and clothes and food out of throw always – that’s what Chitlins are and that’s what I am – a triumphant throw away that was turned from trash to treasure!
Book synopsis: Her experiences leaves you breathless as she fights City and County Governments for the right to have a Chitlin Restaurant within a Maryland community. In addition, she is raising her teenage daughter as a single mom, and managing the multi-personalities of herself and AJ. The journey continues as Shauna shares many soul food recipes given to her by her inspirational great aunts, including fried chitlins with plum sauce. "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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sorry y'all... this is the only soul food I can't get down with. | |
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I wonder what the book signings will be like...???
A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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paintedlady said: sorry y'all... this is the only soul food I can't get down with.
Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican | |
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Ottensen said: paintedlady said: sorry y'all... this is the only soul food I can't get down with.
Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican is it intestines? I'm trying to tell from the picture someone post a more appetising shot please like AFTER it's been cooked thanks | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ottensen said: Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican is it intestines? I'm trying to tell from the picture someone post a more appetising shot please like AFTER it's been cooked thanks As far as I've heard, you have to search high, far, and beyond to find someone who can seriously cook chitlins....the smell when they're cooking is enough to discourage you....as it did with me at an ex-girlfriend's house in high school... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ottensen said: Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican is it intestines? I'm trying to tell from the picture someone post a more appetising shot please like AFTER it's been cooked thanks Yes they are intestines, Mamacita. Pork intestines to be exact. They take hours of strenuous cleaning by hand, smell absolutely atrocious from market to table, and unfortunately there is no such thing as an appetizing shot of cooked chitlins. They have a rather greyish cast to them when cooked that makes them look like a bowl full of boiled colored condoms that smell like someone just passed gas. Did I for get to mention that tradition dictates they should be eaten with hot chili pepper sauce? | |
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reneGade20 said: ZombieKitten said: is it intestines? I'm trying to tell from the picture someone post a more appetising shot please like AFTER it's been cooked thanks As far as I've heard, you have to search high, far, and beyond to find someone who can seriously cook chitlins....the smell when they're cooking is enough to discourage you....as it did with me at an ex-girlfriend's house in high school... I've seen something similar the argentinians eat. My in-laws served it up to my parents once for dinner - the looks on their faces was priceless chinchulines done on the parilla (bbq) | |
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Ottensen said: paintedlady said: sorry y'all... this is the only soul food I can't get down with.
Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican LAWD!!! now ya talking! | |
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reneGade20 said: ZombieKitten said: is it intestines? I'm trying to tell from the picture someone post a more appetising shot please like AFTER it's been cooked thanks As far as I've heard, you have to search high, far, and beyond to find someone who can seriously cook chitlins....the smell when they're cooking is enough to discourage you....as it did with me at an ex-girlfriend's house in high school... It's true. The old saying goes "you can't eat everybody's chitlins". Considering they used to hold REFUSE, the preparation is thorough and arduous. The person cooking them seriously has to know what their doing. ...and goodness, that SMELL | |
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i grew up in a chittlin-free household (my dad can't stand them either), but whenever i went over to my grandma's house for thanksgiving, she'd always have a bucket full of the damned things. you'd go in the kitchen to get something to drink or to be nosy and see what's cooking, you look over at the sink...buncha chittlins sitting in there, chillin' and waiting to get cleaned.
a lotta folks on my mom's side love the shit (no pun intended ) outta chittlins for some reason. i remember one holiday, one of my cousins had some of them stankin'-assed things on his plate. i was like "ewww, you EAT them?" he was all like "yeah, chittlins are goooood!" i grew up eating stuff like oxtail soup, boiled pig ears, turkey necks, fried chicken gizzards...but i cannot and will not eat chittlins. ever. EV-ERRRRR. | |
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no no no | |
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is she holding tapeworms? [Edited 12/1/08 21:18pm] | |
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baroque said: is she holding tapeworms?
[Edited 12/1/08 21:18pm] I SWEAR I was about to say those chitlins looked like tapeworms. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: baroque said: is she holding tapeworms?
[Edited 12/1/08 21:18pm] I SWEAR I was about to say those chitlins looked like tapeworms. its funny cause i was watching a show(or rather a video) on tape worms,why? because i was bored, then i saw the queen of chitlins, so i put two and two together. | |
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baroque said: KidaDynamite said: I SWEAR I was about to say those chitlins looked like tapeworms. its funny cause i was watching a show(or rather a video) on tape worms,why? because i was bored, then i saw the queen of chitlins, so i put two and two together. Well, both of them look gross as hell. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Ottensen said: paintedlady said: sorry y'all... this is the only soul food I can't get down with.
Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican ----- You will eat oxtail but not chitlins ? Anywhy chitlins are alright if you know who cooked them and your not around while they are being cooked. Shauna's store was near my old apartment and she did sell other soul food dishes besides chitlins. That neighborhood needed all the restaurants it could get and should not have been complaining. | |
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laurarichardson said: Ottensen said: Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican ----- You will eat oxtail but not chitlins ? Anywhy chitlins are alright if you know who cooked them and your not around while they are being cooked. Shauna's store was near my old apartment and she did sell other soul food dishes besides chitlins. That neighborhood needed all the restaurants it could get and should not have been complaining. I LOVE Jamaican food. The smell for me is a complete put off with Chitlins. The same thing now that I'm in Europe, and girl, some of these cheese counters over here will KNOCK. YOU.OUT. Anything that smells like old, wet, dirty socks I can't mess with. I know I am surrounded by the fniest cheeses in the world, but I can't ven get within 6 feet of the cheese counter without hardly fainting...I just CAN'T. DO.IT!!! Now don't get me wrong, I'm definitely a carnivore, and have no qualms about eating pork (I have a pork roast recipe that will make you slap somebody! You need to come over!). But I just like to keep my meating eating tendencies simple: I like my meats ground, either loosely or finely (like pate or "tea wurst" vs. ground beef chicken,& turkey). OR I just want tender flesh, with or without bone. So I can handle Jamaican oxtails, or when I visit southern relatives at home, I can even enjoy neckbones once every coupla years. But I don't do organs for the most part. There are some things I let slde, like foie gras and the pates. But the taste isn't so sharp and there is little to no aroma with those. Now the tried and true soul food standby of Chitlins, nope. Not only do they not look pretty on my plate, but chile, that smell! At worst, for me an oxtail or neckbone smells like a braised short rib, depending on how you season it | |
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Ottensen said: paintedlady said: sorry y'all... this is the only soul food I can't get down with.
Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican You ain't never fucking lyin'. I will WRECK a plate of oxtails, But "shitlins" I can't deal with | |
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Ya'll know what's nasty? I can almost picture what's going on under that dress | |
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ScarletScandal said: Ottensen said: Me neither. I told my mother in no uncertain terms at age 6 that I just couldn't hang with chitlins ... I'll eat other far out stuff though...my lord...for some Jamaican style oxtails ...Shit, I might start a bar fight if somebody got the last serving before me, and I'm not even Jamaican You ain't never fucking lyin'. I will WRECK a plate of oxtails, But "shitlins" I can't deal with surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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It should be a scratch and sniff book. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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I eat them about once a year. My aunt makes them and she's the only one I trust to clean and cook them properly. I love them. It's an acquired taste for certain. | |
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Mars23 said: It should be a scratch and sniff book.
aw HELL no...as if I need anymore more help to not buy the book. | |
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Mars23 said: It should be a scratch and sniff book.
u stole my thunder mars bar (just kidding) but as soon as i read this thread title thats what i thought due to the content i suggest you like this... | |
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KidaDynamite said: baroque said: is she holding tapeworms?
[Edited 12/1/08 21:18pm] I SWEAR I was about to say those chitlins looked like tapeworms. oh my damn.. my appetite is wrecked .. for a minute | |
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Flowers2 said: KidaDynamite said: I SWEAR I was about to say those chitlins looked like tapeworms. oh my damn.. my appetite is wrecked .. for a minute I was watching some show on parasites and I almost fainted from how nasty that show was. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: Flowers2 said: oh my damn.. my appetite is wrecked .. for a minute I was watching some show on parasites and I almost fainted from how nasty that show was. I'm open-minded to eat and try any type of foods... but chitlins? .. I'm sorry, I don't care if that stuff is barbecued, with jamaican pepper.. I am not eatting that.. | |
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Ottensen said: ZombieKitten said: is it intestines? I'm trying to tell from the picture someone post a more appetising shot please like AFTER it's been cooked thanks Yes they are intestines, Mamacita. Pork intestines to be exact. They take hours of strenuous cleaning by hand, smell absolutely atrocious from market to table, and unfortunately there is no such thing as an appetizing shot of cooked chitlins. They have a rather greyish cast to them when cooked that makes them look like a bowl full of boiled colored condoms that smell like someone just passed gas. Did I for get to mention that tradition dictates they should be eaten with hot chili pepper sauce? x a billion | |
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JustErin said: Ottensen said: Yes they are intestines, Mamacita. Pork intestines to be exact. They take hours of strenuous cleaning by hand, smell absolutely atrocious from market to table, and unfortunately there is no such thing as an appetizing shot of cooked chitlins. They have a rather greyish cast to them when cooked that makes them look like a bowl full of boiled colored condoms that smell like someone just passed gas. Did I for get to mention that tradition dictates they should be eaten with hot chili pepper sauce? x a billion I imagine you've eaten worse. | |
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