Graycap23 said:

how about paying $2000 for a cake! WTH!?

They're all triflin' as hell but I love that show.

I like Nene even though she's country and kinda ghetto but I like that she says what's on her mind and isn't fake like the rest of them chicks.

Lisa irks me with her posing ass. I wanna know why her kids with Keith Sweat don't live with her. Plus she's fronting like she's so successful when she filed for bankruptcy last year and just started that realty company with her husband last year. But she's trynta come off like some mogul.

Sheree is TOO fake for words and is broke.broke.broke but thinks "people are intimidated by her success."

Deshawn is trying way too hard to impress people she doesn't know.

And Kim. . . whooooo LAWD!!! Between the bad blonde weave, French nails, non-singing, lying about her age, and dating a married man I just don't know what to focus on with her.

Can't wait til tomorrow's show.

SCNDLS said:

sheree's broke?

JasmineFire said:

Well, I hurd that she took out a loan to finance her appearance on the show. She also has a 23 year old daughter but she doesn't want folks to know about cuz she had her at 15. There's even a pic of Sheree in Essence magazine with her 3 kids but they listed her daughter as her friend in the caption. See???? FRONTIN!

This show is a definite "must miss"

becuz of this thread i will be watching it tonite...u guys have hyped it up and piqued my curiosity

plus a girlfriend agrees with all of u guyses opinions of the show

JasmineFire said:

Well, I hurd that she took out a loan to finance her appearance on the show. She also has a 23 year old daughter but she doesn't want folks to know about cuz she had her at 15. There's even a pic of Sheree in Essence magazine with her 3 kids but they listed her daughter as her friend in the caption. See???? FRONTIN!

SCNDLS said:

how do you know so much about these people? i need to watch this show with you!

JasmineFire said:

I have some friends in the ATL that poured me some tea. Also, if you read their blogs on Bravo a lot of people post that apparently know them and call them out their BS.

SCNDLS said:

:headsovertobravo.com:

JasmineFire said:

The funniest thing on there is that Bethenny Frankel, the single one from the NYC show, blogs after each episode and she's a FOOL!!! But she's always on point with her comments.

THis is how I feel about the show...

http://www.youtube.com/wa...J6mLw6lWDE

SCNDLS said:

i just found out that kim thinks she's 30 years old.



i highly doubt that she's telling the truth.

JasmineFire said:

Yeah, she said she was 29 years old a few weeks ago and folks lost it on the blog.

KatSkrizzle said:

Hey, mama! I was waiting on you to chime in. That shit was heeee-larious.

Here's what Bethenny said about Kim and Nene last week (she's always talking about Nene's boobs).

http://www.bravotv.com/Re...readcrumbs

Please can we discuss Kim's personal chef with headphones. It was obvious to me that she hired him just for this shoot and that he isn't their regular chef. It is very important for her to show her new money and flashy cash, so this was perfect. She doesn't seem to know a single thing about food. She probably thinks arugula is a foreign city. Frozen pizza should do her just fine. She should save her money.

OK, and I really wanted to be wrong here: HOW ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS WAS HER VOICE?????!!!! She even confidently said the words "talented like me, kind of." Um, I'm thinking not even kind of. Jill and I were gasping. Jill can't sing anote and I seriously think she's better than Kim.

Kim doesn't seem to be concerned. She says, "I always get what I want. I'm not worried about it."

On to NeNe: Thank you for not disappointing. This week, you busted out the twins in a turquoise sexy top. Jill doesn't understand why NeNe doesn't wear a "brar." I tell Jill I don't understand why she doesn't realize that bra doesn't have an r at the end of it.

What is up with the French manicures and the fake tips? It is 2008 people.

NeNe is a good mother, which makes me love her even more. I even found it endearing that she didn't have a clue about math or her son's homework. She had to bring in her husband for consultation. He is so sweet. He's like Bobby Zarin. I love that he had to make the pizza pie analogy to get the point across.

The issue was whether 1/3 was bigger than 1/2. Jill, my favorite Jewish American princess said: "NENE, IS 1/3 CARAT DIAMOND OR 1/2 CARAT DIAMOND BIGGER?" That is quintessential Jill. The DeBeers method of doing math may be the next big thing.
DeShawn's husband bought her a beautiful Rolex. What is up with the labels? I get crap if I wear an Izod and this show has labels flying everywhere. Evidently, this watch is rare and DeShawn had admired it in Monte Carlo. It was stainless (or white gold) with a blue face. Jill was concerned that it didn't have diamonds. More is more with Jill. Got to love her.

The dialogue is my favorite part of the show, so I was comforted at DeShawn's birthday when NeNe said "Is there some wine up in here?"

All of the husbands are terrific and these women are lucky. The show should be called "The Real Husbands." They are all so sweet and good. NeNe made a toast "to the good life. We are so blessed." Indeed they are. Her husband Gregg is terrific, and I didn't realize until now that Bryce is from a previous marriage. Gregg has a lot of similarities to Bobby Zarin in being a good

Can we please discuss the Swiss Miss outfit that Kim rocked to get Botox? Jill says she didn't pass the hand test. Apparently, a woman shouldn't wear a skirt that doesn't come below her arms (when by your side). I'm not sure she passed the elbow test. She looked like Dolly Parton. Too bad she can't sing like Dolly. What a beating.

Kim seems to be preoccupied with black women having skin that doesn't crack, so she expressed this by giving Sheree the finger. All class. This is the most deep and spiritual line of the show: Sheree says, and I quote "That's why I love Kim. She gets botox and looks absolutely gorgeous." Hmmmm. Now that really is the foundation of a

good friendship. Then Sheree refers to herself and says, "I've heard from a pro I don't need botox." Sheree, sit back so someone else can give you a compliment once in a while. She has taken love thyself to a new level.

Back to Kim's career. She asks the voice coach "What does a voice coach do?" What was she supposed to answer? Um, I change your tires. Also, here's a tip: A pack of day isn't going to get you any closer to being Shania. I told Jill that Kim's voice hurts my feelings. Jill said, "It hurts my ears." This is a disaster of epic proportion, which was evident when the coach told Kim "You kind of don't know what you're doing." This was lost on Kim because she asked the coach how that plays into singing in a studio. When told she had a crack in her foundation she felt that the coach was nitpicking and that none of this is relevant because she is "a singer." This became clear when we heard Kim's album in an open convertible, while she was smoking and drinking Chardonnay in the car.

Sheree lets us know what a beautiful voice Kim has and that she never knew. "All that beauty and talent inside" is exactly what she said. I think I just tossed my cookies yet again. However, I need to admit that the album didn't sound that bad this time. I need to hear more.

Next to the lingerie store, surprisingly, Kim doesn't wear panties and we find out that Lisa is on the itty-bitty titty committee. Well, we know NeNe and Kim aren't on that committee. There is tension in the air because of the NeNe-Kim dynamic. This scene seemed a little forced. The pole-dancing was enough. I don't need to picture some of these women in lingerie.

OK, as a chef, and a person who happens to walk upright, I really couldn't get over the guacamole moment. OK, you don't have to have attended Le Cordon Bleu to hear of guacamole. They sell it in Costco. She had a problem with her food being made in a rock and called guacamole "green garbage." I think she lives under that rock. And please someone tell me that she did not spell cat WITH A K. She's got no problem spelling Dior. Then we had a few more nauseating, vile moments of "You're beautiful, no you are" and thankfully that wretched Rosa Mexicano scene ended.
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When she said - "hey Honkey!" "You are a white woman stuck inside a horse's face" I fell of my chair. She is so damn funny.

Let me tell you. Atlanta is full of women on the come up. Either that, or pressed biatches that will do anything to keep their bum of a man. It is a sad state of affairs. This city is a trip. But for the men? 5 to 1! It is a playa's paradise, fellas!

And Kim. . . whooooo LAWD!!! Between the bad blonde weave, French nails, non-singing, lying about her age, and dating a married man I just don't know what to focus on with her.