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Printableeikonoklastes said: CalhounSq said: You do???  Okay seriously, what kind of toilet paper are you using??  Mine doesn't break apart like that. I don't understand 
When's the last time you had your tongue up your cunt and licked every single crease? [Edited 11/3/08 13:35pm]  So you're telling me I have them too, I just don't know it??? 
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CalhounSq said: eikonoklastes said: When's the last time you had your tongue up your cunt and licked every single crease? [Edited 11/3/08 13:35pm] So you're telling me I have them too, I just don't know it???
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eikonoklastes said: CalhounSq said: So you're telling me I have them too, I just don't know it???
Wow... Maybe you do! I fucking better not after all the things I've said here I'd be shocked, I really think it's about the wad 
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CalhounSq said: eikonoklastes said: Maybe you do! I fucking better not after all the things I've said here I'd be shocked, I really think it's about the wad
This may be the strangest convo I've ever participated in U know what really funny about this? I did a thread a while back about DO u Fold, Or scrunch? And the other funny thing is I was thinking the exact same thing myself...is it cuase by people scrunching? The thing is I scrunch and I asked the husband...I dont get tiolet paper bits in my bits PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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I needed a good laugh!!! thanks!!!
I use personal wipes....they work and are not messy!!! Say it's just a dream...
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: mcmeekle said:  Oh ewww McMeekle, eww! I just cant stop laughing!!! Say it's just a dream...
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amorbella said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Oh ewww McMeekle, eww! I just cant stop laughing!!! Reminds me of that contraption Mr Garison made on Southpark PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: CalhounSq said: I fucking better not after all the things I've said here I'd be shocked, I really think it's about the wad
This may be the strangest convo I've ever participated in U know what really funny about this? I did a thread a while back about DO u Fold, Or scrunch? And the other funny thing is I was thinking the exact same thing myself...is it cuase by people scrunching? The thing is I scrunch and I asked the husband...I dont get tiolet paper bits in my bits it's more the technique if you fold and dab instead of scrunch and wipe, I think you put less stress on the paper and get less disintegration | |
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ZombieKitten said: chillichocaholic said: U know what really funny about this? I did a thread a while back about DO u Fold, Or scrunch? And the other funny thing is I was thinking the exact same thing myself...is it cuase by people scrunching? The thing is I scrunch and I asked the husband...I dont get tiolet paper bits in my bits it's more the technique if you fold and dab instead of scrunch and wipe, I think you put less stress on the paper and get less disintegrationinteresting. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: ZombieKitten said: it's more the technique if you fold and dab instead of scrunch and wipe, I think you put less stress on the paper and get less disintegrationinteresting.  | |
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CalhounSq said: eikonoklastes said: Maybe you do! I fucking better not after all the things I've said here I'd be shocked, I really think it's about the wad
This may be the strangest convo I've ever participated in Maybe some women's pussies is just gangsta like that.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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CalhounSq said: Moonstar319 said: I just want to give a big
 to this thread! LOL And this is why I double check and make sure there are no traces of tp after I wipe. Especially when I'm fresh out of wipes. You do??? Okay seriously, what kind of toilet paper are you using?? Mine doesn't break apart like that. I don't understand
Maybe it's the way people are balling it up The wad, if you will, & how it is formed before wiping commences  I usually use that quilted northern and it's usually pretty good, but when someone else buys the toilet paper, I have to be extra careful. I don't wad up, I fold. "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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ZombieKitten said: it's more the technique if you fold and dab instead of scrunch and wipe, I think you put less stress on the paper and get less disintegration I think you may be on to something."When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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i hate going to my sister's!! she buys expensive stuff and the whole time i'm there i have to de-lint my puss after every piss! it's not just a little linty... it's crazy linty!  but linty is different from tp balls. even a careful wiper will get a tp ball once in a blue moon.
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emm said: i hate going to my sister's!! she buys expensive stuff and the whole time i'm there i have to de-lint my puss after every piss! it's not just a little linty... it's crazy linty!
but linty is different from tp balls. even a careful wiper will get a tp ball once in a blue moon.
i'm with chilli... freshen up those balls, dear  See? They want to talk about toilet paper balls...but do u see any of them admitting to their own stankyness??? I mean really PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Cooters should come with a lint screen, like a dryer! Murica: at least it's not Sudan. | |
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Horsefeathers said: Cooters should come with a lint screen, like a dryer!
Did..u...just...say...COOTERS?????
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CalhounSq said: 2 things:
#1: what kinda toilet paper is so cheap that it falls apart in yo cat??? Gross...
#2: I don't think we can attribute this to a particular gender. I've personally witnessed a tp ball in a dude's crack before. It was NOT cute, cause you know there had to be traces of dook on it. 
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chillichocaholic said: Horsefeathers said: Cooters should come with a lint screen, like a dryer!
Did..u...just...say...COOTERS?????
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LMAO i love this thread..
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