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that cheap ass brand tissue that crumbles to pieces when you use it.  Don't laugh at my funk
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CarrieLee said: eikonoklastes said: I've witnessed it on several women now. Apparently it's necessary women take a shower right before sex, cause y'all nasty like that. Can't even be an hour between the shower and sex, cause she might have been to the bathroom in the meantime.  Your ass is sleeping with nasty women then!!! Maybe they have stubble and its getting caught...maybe you should suggest they wax! It's not like all of them have had this problem or that the ones who had tp balls had them all the time....but I've seen it on probably about 50% of them. | |
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eikonoklastes said: CarrieLee said: Your ass is sleeping with nasty women then!!! Maybe they have stubble and its getting caught...maybe you should suggest they wax! It's not like all of them have had this problem or that the ones who had tp balls had them all the time....but I've seen it on probably about 50% of them.    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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chillichocaholic said: Alright...if we are gonna talk about this lets talk about men and their sweaty, hairy ballsacs...I mean come on now
After a day at work or a night dancing in the clubs or even sitting around on the sofa watching a ball game do u guys really thing women enjoy a mouth full of sweaty ,hairy, none too fresh ballsac?? HELL NO!!! How about giving the damn thing a wash and a shave bfore u unceremoniously hang them in our face and say "Suck on em" I mean really...even a shave would be nice and dont even get me started on the smell of penises Clean or not
Well most guys don't wipe their dick, so I can imagine that after drinking beer all night you don't want to suck his dick. | |
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mcmeekle said: Oh ewww McMeekle, eww! | |
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CalhounSq said: eikonoklastes said: I've witnessed it on several women now. Apparently it's necessary women take a shower right before sex, cause y'all nasty like that. Can't even be an hour between the shower and sex, cause she might have been to the bathroom in the meantime. YOU are dating the wrong women. Honestly, I've never even heard of this being a problem. I thought that dude I saw it on was outlandish, freaky & in need of a shower; now you're saying it's a female phenomenon - I'm confused
Lastly, buy your ladies some nice toilet paper. That should help matters 
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eikonoklastes said: Well most guys don't wipe their dick, so I can imagine that after drinking beer all night you don't want to suck his dick. Well, for some of us "hoodies", if we wipe, we'll have TP balls..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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Wet wipes. Use them, people. | |
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JustErin said: Wet wipes. Use them, people.
Exactly what I was going to say. No excuse not to have some on you when you're out. I'm starting to think the western toilet paper system is inferior to the water spray system too. It has to be cleaner. | |
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JuliePurplehead said: This is the very reason I use Cottonelle wipes.
Me too. It's so clean, you can eat off of it. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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CarrieLee said: Last night at a party I was complaining about how difficult it is to pee while in costume. Then I tried to demonstrate what I had to do and I pulled out a piece of toilet paper a foot long that was stuck in my underware
. [Edited 11/1/08 23:22pm] x 100000 MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I died when I saw this commercial!!!
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieLee said: Last night at a party I was complaining about how difficult it is to pee while in costume. Then I tried to demonstrate what I had to do and I pulled out a piece of toilet paper a foot long that was stuck in my underware
. [Edited 11/1/08 23:22pm] x 100000 I rolled it up and threw it on the kitchen table at the party!
I posted Halloween pics with that wig!!!! My hair was bigger than me! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieLee said: Last night at a party I was complaining about how difficult it is to pee while in costume. Then I tried to demonstrate what I had to do and I pulled out a piece of toilet paper a foot long that was stuck in my underware
. [Edited 11/1/08 23:22pm] x 100000co- I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Strange.
This has never happened to me. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: is that FR and BK for Front Back?  | |
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chillichocaholic said: Alright...if we are gonna talk about this lets talk about men and their sweaty, hairy ballsacs...I mean come on now
After a day at work or a night dancing in the clubs or even sitting around on the sofa watching a ball game do u guys really thing women enjoy a mouth full of sweaty ,hairy, none too fresh ballsac?? HELL NO!!! How about giving the damn thing a wash and a shave bfore u unceremoniously hang them in our face and say "Suck on em" I mean really...even a shave would be nice and dont even get me started on the smell of penises Clean or not
OMG chilli you crack me up, so true so true oh mama I wish I could resist ... | |
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chillichocaholic said: Alright...if we are gonna talk about this lets talk about men and their sweaty, hairy ballsacs...I mean come on now
After a day at work or a night dancing in the clubs or even sitting around on the sofa watching a ball game do u guys really thing women enjoy a mouth full of sweaty ,hairy, none too fresh ballsac?? HELL NO!!! How about giving the damn thing a wash and a shave bfore u unceremoniously hang them in our face and say "Suck on em" I mean really...even a shave would be nice and dont even get me started on the smell of penises Clean or not
OMG you just dissed like my top 5 favs. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I died when I saw this commercial!!!
Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, they do! And the use Charmin Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
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rushing07 said: chillichocaholic said: Alright...if we are gonna talk about this lets talk about men and their sweaty, hairy ballsacs...I mean come on now
After a day at work or a night dancing in the clubs or even sitting around on the sofa watching a ball game do u guys really thing women enjoy a mouth full of sweaty ,hairy, none too fresh ballsac?? HELL NO!!! How about giving the damn thing a wash and a shave bfore u unceremoniously hang them in our face and say "Suck on em" I mean really...even a shave would be nice and dont even get me started on the smell of penises Clean or not
OMG you just dissed like my top 5 favs. I'd say sorry but I'm not PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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CarrieLee said: Last night at a party I was complaining about how difficult it is to pee while in costume. Then I tried to demonstrate what I had to do and I pulled out a piece of toilet paper a foot long that was stuck in my underware
. [Edited 11/1/08 23:22pm] What was Carrie's costume this year? | |
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rushing07 said: chillichocaholic said: Alright...if we are gonna talk about this lets talk about men and their sweaty, hairy ballsacs...I mean come on now
After a day at work or a night dancing in the clubs or even sitting around on the sofa watching a ball game do u guys really thing women enjoy a mouth full of sweaty ,hairy, none too fresh ballsac?? HELL NO!!! How about giving the damn thing a wash and a shave bfore u unceremoniously hang them in our face and say "Suck on em" I mean really...even a shave would be nice and dont even get me started on the smell of penises Clean or not
OMG you just dissed like my top 5 favs. Me too. Except the part about the sucking on them. Mine are sensitive. NO ONE GO NEAR THEM!!!!! ...only sayin.... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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chillichocaholic said: Alright...if we are gonna talk about this lets talk about men and their sweaty, hairy ballsacs...I mean come on now
After a day at work or a night dancing in the clubs or even sitting around on the sofa watching a ball game do u guys really thing women enjoy a mouth full of sweaty ,hairy, none too fresh ballsac?? HELL NO!!! How about giving the damn thing a wash and a shave bfore u unceremoniously hang them in our face and say "Suck on em" I mean really...even a shave would be nice and dont even get me started on the smell of penises Clean or not
 I heard that! Well said!  "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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I just want to give a big  to this thread! LOL And this is why I double check and make sure there are no traces of tp after I wipe. Especially when I'm fresh out of wipes. "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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Moonstar319 said: I just want to give a big
to this thread! LOL And this is why I double check and make sure there are no traces of tp after I wipe. Especially when I'm fresh out of wipes. You do???  Okay seriously, what kind of toilet paper are you using?? Mine doesn't break apart like that. I don't understand 
Maybe it's the way people are balling it up The wad, if you will, & how it is formed before wiping commences  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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you should get with this chick. | |
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CalhounSq said: You do??? Okay seriously, what kind of toilet paper are you using?? Mine doesn't break apart like that. I don't understand
When's the last time you had your tongue up your cunt and licked every single crease? [Edited 11/3/08 13:35pm] | |
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