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PrintableJerseyKRS said: tackam said: I ain't ashamed of shit.
Oh, wait, maybe a little. I was at a kickass show last night (Gogol Bordello), and the whole damned floor was a massive pit. . . this had to be what it was like to be at a Nirvana show in the early 90s, except nobody here was taking themselves seriously. Anyway, I probably enjoyed some of the violent full-body contact a liiiiittle too much. I'm covered in some pretty sexy bruises. 
I took my wife to a Misfits show this year, she totally loved it!! Ooh, they're gonna be here soon. I'll take that as a recommendation.  "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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I once rounded third with a guy.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said:
I once rounded third with a guy.... What does that mean?  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: reneGade20 said:
I once rounded third with a guy.... What does that mean? ....a couple more drinks and it mighta ended up being a home run..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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I think my music teacher is a hot piece of ass. He's cute, smart and has such a sexy voice and pretty hands. My God. He's 16 years older than me.  | |
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reneGade20 said: KidaDynamite said: What does that mean? ....a couple more drinks and it mighta ended up being a home run.....   surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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I had an affair once but it was just that one [Edited 10/10/08 14:57pm] | |
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KidaDynamite said: reneGade20 said: ....a couple more drinks and it mighta ended up being a home run.....  We Were Soldiers Once.....and Young.....and pretty drunk....
...  well maybe not that drunk...
 He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: KidaDynamite said: We Were Soldiers Once.....and Young.....and pretty drunk....
... well maybe not that drunk...
Did your friends happen to be around and take pictures and whatnot?!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: reneGade20 said: We Were Soldiers Once.....and Young.....and pretty drunk....
... well maybe not that drunk...
Did your friends happen to be around and take pictures and whatnot?! no, no, no....nothing like that....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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Byron said: I had a rather intense sexual dream involving a female orger
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In the dream, it was around midnight and for some reason I was trying to see if I could sneak down this curving walkway that lead into an empty courtyard without making a sound (the courtyard had a bench, trees, bushes, flowers...etc). When I got to the end of the walkway I discovered that someone was already there, sitting on the ground against the walkway wall. Since it was midnight, it was completely dark and I could barely see them, though somehow I knew they were female lol...I snuck up behind her and then whispered "boo". She looked back in my direction real quick and then said a guy's name, as if she was expecting this guy and thought I was him (can't remember what name she said...Chad, maybe? lol)...then she took me by the hand and pulled me into an area of the courtyard that was better lit by the moon, and she saw who I was and I saw who she was (!!)... Next thing I know, our clothes are coming off lol, and we start engaging in extraordinarily intense physical activity ...she was being very, ah, vocal, and I thought we'd end up drawing attention from anyone who might be passing by, so I started kissing her as we...enjoyed each other...heh...But then we changed to a position that pretty much made kissing her impossible, and she grew even louder. So I increased the intensity of my performance (ahem) because 1) I couldn't believe I was with who I was with, and because of that I wanted to bring her to an incredible body-quivering orgasm...and 2) I wanted her to quiet down lol.
Anyway, I used everything at my disposal and pleasured her to a violently loud climax, and felt a bit of relief when she started to become quieter afterwards ...I remember seeing her grab a handful of grass in both hands right as she did too. I remained "where I was" (if you get my drift *wink nudge*) while watching her recover and catch her breath...
Then, my dream switched over to me sneaking into a neighbor's back yard to borrow a rake. ...I left a bag of money in their backyard with a note attached telling them I had to borrow their rake, and for them to buy another one with the money I left behind lol. Needless to say, this dream could have ended better  ...
And no idea if Chad ever showed up. Have you ever considered writing sexual romance novels? 
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moderatorreneGade20 said: KidaDynamite said: Did your friends happen to be around and take pictures and whatnot?! no, no, no....nothing like that.... Damn!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: reneGade20 said: no, no, no....nothing like that.... Damn! That happened more than 20 years ago....when I (and he) were in young Soldier shape...actual six-packs with pecs....tight buns..... 
...maybe it's good there are no tapes....pics....addresses..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: KidaDynamite said: Damn! were in young Soldier shape...actual six-packs with pecs....tight buns there are no tapes....pics....addresses..... Double Damn! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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reneGade20 said: KidaDynamite said: Damn! That happened more than 20 years ago....when I (and he) were in young Soldier shape...actual six-packs with pecs....tight buns.....
...maybe it's good there are no tapes....pics....addresses..... Oh lawd..  | |
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FunkMistress said: I had a sexual fantasy about raping Sarah Palin.
Your turn. I had a sexual fantasy about raping HamsterHuey. [In bad taste pic snip - luv4u] "LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE" | |
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