Confess your sins, your secrets, your dirty awful shame. Tell The Mistress.

I'll go first.

I had a sexual fantasy about raping Sarah Palin.



Your turn.

Raped with what?

Please tell me it was with one of these:

JerseyKRS said:

I needed to air out my shame. I feel better now.

Slut

It's not a rape fantasy, but I would love to have my way with McCain spokesguy Tucker Bounds. If he thought he had a rough time with Campbell Brown, he'd have no idea what hit him this time.

I sometimes have full blown conversations with myself in my head.

JerseyKRS said:

Are they with yourself, or imaginary conversations with other people that you hold in your head?

I lied to the security at the Obama rally last weekend and got into the "Press" area







suckers

FunkMistress said:

just with myself, the other would be cr-azy!

FunkMistress said:

I do both

often

JustErin said:

That's hot.

But in my fantasy she was already shaved.

Mach said:

That scares me, but I'm glad you only had a camera and not a gun!

FunkMistress said:

FunkMistress said:

Yeah the metal detectors would have caught that for sure

or the snipers I took pix of would have

JerseyKRS said:

Tell Jersey I said

Erin needs to come over here and confess to puking a bag of Doritos all over that girl's cock.

FunkMistress said:

And actually, it wasn't a full bag. It was only a few that I ate because I had to take a pill with food so I ate those.

Big mistake.

And she was the hottest dude ever!!

JustErin said:

there isn't enough space on this site for all of my sins.

I'm feeling pretty lusty toward my organic chem. professor
he's not that how but his accent makes me moist

I had a rather intense sexual dream involving a female orger ...

In the dream, it was around midnight and for some reason I was trying to see if I could sneak down this curving walkway that lead into an empty courtyard without making a sound (the courtyard had a bench, trees, bushes, flowers...etc). When I got to the end of the walkway I discovered that someone was already there, sitting on the ground against the walkway wall. Since it was midnight, it was completely dark and I could barely see them, though somehow I knew they were female lol...I snuck up behind her and then whispered "boo". She looked back in my direction real quick and then said a guy's name, as if she was expecting this guy and thought I was him (can't remember what name she said...Chad, maybe? lol)...then she took me by the hand and pulled me into an area of the courtyard that was better lit by the moon, and she saw who I was and I saw who she was (!!)...

Next thing I know, our clothes are coming off lol, and we start engaging in extraordinarily intense physical activity ...she was being very, ah, vocal, and I thought we'd end up drawing attention from anyone who might be passing by, so I started kissing her as we...enjoyed each other...heh...But then we changed to a position that pretty much made kissing her impossible, and she grew even louder. So I increased the intensity of my performance (ahem) because 1) I couldn't believe I was with who I was with, and because of that I wanted to bring her to an incredible body-quivering orgasm...and 2) I wanted her to quiet down lol.

Anyway, I used everything at my disposal and pleasured her to a violently loud climax, and felt a bit of relief when she started to become quieter afterwards ...I remember seeing her grab a handful of grass in both hands right as she did too. I remained "where I was" (if you get my drift *wink nudge*) while watching her recover and catch her breath...

Then, my dream switched over to me sneaking into a neighbor's back yard to borrow a rake. ...I left a bag of money in their backyard with a note attached telling them I had to borrow their rake, and for them to buy another one with the money I left behind lol. Needless to say, this dream could have ended better ...

And no idea if Chad ever showed up.

Byron said:

FunkMistress said:

That's a pretty awesome fantasy....just sayin'....she's hot.... okay....nevermind....

FunkMistress said:

Ahhhhhahaaaaa! Skull fucking is aka deep throating then?


Jesus I am slow....

hokie said:

I saw "Ariel" in his post too for you Jill...

hokie said:

I thought we agreed I'd use the name "Chad"

Byron said:

Oh right....




Sorry.


I still have grass under my nails.

hokie said:

Byron said:

i love u too