I got this in a email,and thought the married,and maybe the singles like myself would get a laugh from it.

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kid s to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leath er bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'


[Edited 9/7/08 15:07pm]

I so wish my ex had done that for me .. we might still be together ... On second thoughts

Steadwood said:

I love her really

you can finish each others sentences.

you are thinking the same thing for meals(this includes WHERE to go for eating out)

It's Batgirl To You

Ms Batgirl If You're Nasty

racial, degrading, and just plain ignorant epithets go straight over your head.

when he says cook, you say..... are you insane! ! ! ! !

myfavorite said:

Huh?

...you actually start answering them sap sukkas.....

FunkMistress said:

I can;'t really understand that....although did't favorite have those kids in black face avatar that caused an Org Scandal?

...you don't even see each other naked anymore.....