do you have a "side of the bed", or it doesn't matter?


are you still friendly with the guys from high school?


did FunkMistress give you daily chores?


are you using the good dishes, or paper plates?

do you guys swing?

1 - My side of the bed is on top of FunkMistress.

2 - My best friend is about the only guy from high school that I still talk to regularly. I recently joined a website for my HS, it's nice to see all the people that turned into losers.

3 - Just laying on top of her.

4 - Paper plates would cost too much, we have a family of 6!





5 - Hell no, but we watch the occasional orgy!

You still use the lamp? And does the Mistress like it?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

It resides on my desk.

The Mistress hits me with it when she wants my attention.

JerseyKRS said:

I got you a present that is actually worth while

What's the BEST thing you can do for your Mistress?

What's the BEST thing your Mistress does to you?

(aside from making PB&J's)

Do you ever miss me?

JustErin said:

that's sweet

abierman said:

Do you ever miss talking to me???

RenHoek said:

I think making her laugh rates way up there.

Making me food. (including PB&J's)

JustErin said:

I miss you like a prostitute misses cold sores.

JerseyKRS said:

That was COLD!

JerseyKRS said:

Okay, that answer was waaaayyy too wholesome...




but really sweet too...

JerseyKRS said:

1) Obviously, at one time in your life you were a Prince fan. Also, admittedly, you were homophobic (though I would assume your level of homophobia went no further than the 'ick' factor).

What was it like becoming a fan of an artist who clearly is, at least on some level, pretty damned gay? What album peeked your interest? How did you look past the women's clothing and very very gay facial expressions?


2) We've had many talks in the past, some hilarious as fuck, and some pretty serious. I consider you a brother of sorts. A fine ass brother, mind you, but a brother none the less. When you met me, was it pretty much what you were expecting? Or off the mark a bit?


3) When was the instant you KNEW you were madly in love with Erin? I've met her, and I can figure it would be instant. I seldom say this, but I just picture it as being instant. Am I off the mark?


4) What advice would YOU give ME with regards to my relationship? Be brutal if you need to be.

5) Are you happy?

JustErin said:

actually I do.....wonder why we don't.....

abierman said:

You're too busy with Ocean.

JustErin said:

but I always have an eye on you!

abierman said:

You better!

Name three Orgers who crack you up on a consistent basis. (You don't have to mention me, it's a given that I'm hilarious.)

What should I bake this weekend?

Would you rather watch a magic show, or a country music concert?

Why have so many Orgers sent gifts to you, knowing enough about your personality to know that you will probably never respond in kind?

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

Imago said:

1 - true, it was more of a foreign concept to me, not full on phobia. Honestly, I always thought his antics were a little "flamboyant". lol. But his music was always what I cared about. I think the first album I loved was Purple Rain. I'm a kid of the eighties. It was great. I accepted the shit that came with it, and I took plenty shit for it. One of my friends used to call me "Princtopher"

2 - it was off the mark.

I thought you would be quiet and reserved as you said you would be, but we all ended up having a great night, laughing, talking serious and nonsense, dancing and drinking. Yeah, I wasn't anticipating all that, but it was a welcome surprise!

3 - The moment I was MADLY in love? I probably took a little longer than my wife, but after I left her in the morning, driving home, I knew I was done.

4 - never deny your partner sex.

5 - like a fat kid eating cake yo.

FunkMistress said:

nines, stephlova, and sextonseven says some shit that makes me lol irl.

I want something so sweet it will give me diabetes.

I'd rather jab my face with a blunt stick than do either one of those things.

I think it's to thank me for all the naked photos.

I don't know, but I hope that dingdong chick is hot with a stupid name like that.

1. Did your pops finally leave? Did Erin learn anything new about him from that experience?

2. Do U lurk?


3. What is the most embarrassing album in your music collection?
What's the story behind that .

4. Did you buy LoveSexy when it first came out? How did you pull that one off?


5. Are bathroom sink easy to replace?


6. What's your new job like?

Which Orger do you hate the most?

Would you let Dan and Alun sleep on our couches, knowing they've already been sullied by another Org couple (besides us)?

Are you uncomfortable about how the last question makes us sound like serious Internet geeks?

Why does Fauxie sound Australian?

what do the Yankees need to do in the offseason to win their 27th world championship next year?


Springsteen or Bon Jovi?


bvds or boxers?

How much do tits in a briefcase cost?

HamsterHuey said:

Didn't he get them out the bin

FunkMistress said:

Fauxie sounds Aussie?

Imago said:

GOD YES. She know's he's unbearable.
nope
God, in MY collection? Some Eli "Paperboy" Reed my Mom wanted. It's shite.
Hell no, I caught the cassette used, at a shop no one frequented.
they're very easy to replace, you just call a repairman and pay him.
My new job is great, I don't have a boss!

FunkMistress said:

I don't hate any of them, I just hate their POSTS
Absolutely, I'll even leave a Phil Collins CD out for them.
embrace your faults
dur, because he's Austral.

BlackAdder7 said:

They have no chance at that.
Bruce, but only "Born in the USA" bruce, none of this Philadelphia Springsteen shit.
tiger striped g strings of course. It helps me feel like a man.

HamsterHuey said:

you never know until you're too far into the relationship.