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Have you ever sneezed and felt like you face would blow off? Man I hate sneezing... | |
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Is it anything like giving a man a foot massage?... | |
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Byron said: Is it anything like giving a man a foot massage?...
What you lookin at punchy? [Edited 9/1/08 12:38pm] | |
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Yes, everytime. If you listen closely my sneeze can be heard intercontinental. | |
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No but I have sneezed and a little bit of wee has come out!!! 
Thats what having kids does to ya water works!  Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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calldapplwondery83 said: Yes, everytime. If you listen closely my sneeze can be heard intercontinental.
I think I got you beat in the sneeze man... I got one of the psychotic sounding sneezes | |
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iceblue07 said: No but I have sneezed and a little bit of wee has come out!!!
Thats what having kids does to ya water works! I do that now and I don't have any kids yet. Am I going to have to start wearing Depends once I start having babies?
The worst sneeze is when a big fart comes out too...while you're at work. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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I really dislike sneezing 
So tramatic on the body man
Ness my bestest Org Brotha - your nose has erectile tissue in it just like a penis did you know that ? | |
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Yeah, I have allergies and sometimes when I can't stop sneezing, I get afraid I'm gonna burst a blood vessel or something. Poor baby. | |
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Mach said: I really dislike sneezing
So tramatic on the body man
Ness my bestest Org Brotha - your nose has erectile tissue in it just like a penis did you know that ? Holy shit you mean I have a cocknose? | |
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IAintTheOne said: Mach said: I really dislike sneezing
So tramatic on the body man
Ness my bestest Org Brotha - your nose has erectile tissue in it just like a penis did you know that ? Holy shit you mean I have a cocknose? 
wait 
that may not be such a bad thing  | |
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 everytime i sneeze Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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I've sneezed so hard that I instantly had a terrible headach. People have been known to sneez so hard that they fracture or break bones. No shit. | |
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Purple123 said: I've sneezed so hard that I instantly had a terrible headach. People have been known to sneez so hard that they fracture or break bones. No shit.
 Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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JuliePurplehead said: iceblue07 said: No but I have sneezed and a little bit of wee has come out!!!
Thats what having kids does to ya water works! I do that now and I don't have any kids yet. Am I going to have to start wearing Depends once I start having babies?
The worst sneeze is when a big fart comes out too...while you're at work. Hahahaha you're funny. As long as it is only a fart that comes out and nothing else!!! Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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IAintTheOne said: Man I hate sneezing...
I love your sneezes
I cant sneeze at the moment, well when I do I am in agony cos I got earache and it really hurts when I sneeze  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: IAintTheOne said: Man I hate sneezing...
I love your sneezes
I cant sneeze at the moment, well when I do I am in agony cos I got earache and it really hurts when I sneeze LOL..it hurrrrrts | |
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IAintTheOne said: REDFEATHERS said: I love your sneezes
I cant sneeze at the moment, well when I do I am in agony cos I got earache and it really hurts when I sneeze LOL..it hurrrrrts realllllyyyyy hurrrrrts  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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calldapplwondery83 said: Yes, everytime. If you listen closely my sneeze can be heard intercontinental.
If it can be heard intercontinental, why do you need to listen closely? That is kind of a contradiction, no? [Edited 9/2/08 5:39am] | |
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sometimes sneezing can be fun   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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I once sneezed and farted at the same time and thought my arsehole was gonna fly off if that counts | |
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Pochacco said: I once sneezed and farted at the same time and thought my arsehole was gonna fly off if that counts
dammmmI will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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IAintTheOne said: Man I hate sneezing...
No, but I have sneezed so hard, i peed  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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JuliePurplehead said: iceblue07 said: No but I have sneezed and a little bit of wee has come out!!!
Thats what having kids does to ya water works! I do that now and I don't have any kids yet. Am I going to have to start wearing Depends once I start having babies?
The worst sneeze is when a big fart comes out too...while you're at work. That happened in 5th grade.....while the class was silent. I was beyond embarrassed, because I used to be painfully shy. I still remember this girl named Robin snickering.  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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 you must have sneezed on me
i have a sinus cold starting now. She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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My grandma brings the house down when she sneezes, I'm so sick of rebuilding that damn house!
My aunt and I went to the circus once and she sneezed so hard her false teeth went flying down the stairs. Lawd... | |
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ArielB said: calldapplwondery83 said: Yes, everytime. If you listen closely my sneeze can be heard intercontinental.
If it can be heard intercontinental, why do you need to listen closely? That is kind of a contradiction, no? [Edited 9/2/08 5:39am] I did not want to exaggerate. It CAN be heard on the American east coast when i sneeze here in Germany, but of course you have to be quiet and listen. It's not THAT loud.  | |
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calldapplwondery83 said: Yes, everytime. If you listen closely my sneeze can be heard intercontinental.
mine tooTo Sir, with Love | |
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