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PrintableSteadwood said: mcmeekle said: What's the big deal? Who hasn't eaten 23,000 burgers?
 
Only 22,437 
oh... and one cricket burger 
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mcmeekle said: magnificentsynthesizer said: are you callin' me a cow?  We should ask Steadwood, he said it first.... He is a troll you know... sayin' there's such a thing as a troll burger? i dunno. sounds like that might be high in cholesterol, or treacle or something | |
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Cow said: I would prefer the next headline about this gentleman to be the following.
"Man gets 23,000 ass whuppins from angry cows...gored repeatedly in painful human parts by bulls" I'm not going to take this sitting down...the ghosts of 23,000 of my brothers and sisters demand vengence! yep.  true, Cows are remarkably tasty. but that is NO reason to single them out for buns and ketchup sauce. no reason at all.
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Cow said: I would prefer the next headline about this gentleman to be the following.
"Man gets 23,000 ass whuppins from angry cows...gored repeatedly in painful human parts by bulls" I'm not going to take this sitting down...the ghosts of 23,000 of my brothers and sisters demand vengence! One Big Mac's worth of beef is equal to a whole cow??? Sounds like you cows need some more exercise! Actually, a Big Mac has two pieces of 10:1 meat, so it has 0.2 pounds of meat altogether. Multiply that number by 23,000, and he's eaten 4,600 pounds of meat from those Big Macs. If you go by an average weight of a cow being 1,400 (varies), approximately 470 pounds of meat being on it, then we're looking at just under 10 cows worth of meat.   | |
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TMPletz said: Cow said: I would prefer the next headline about this gentleman to be the following.
"Man gets 23,000 ass whuppins from angry cows...gored repeatedly in painful human parts by bulls" I'm not going to take this sitting down...the ghosts of 23,000 of my brothers and sisters demand vengence! One Big Mac's worth of beef is equal to a whole cow??? Sounds like you cows need some more exercise! Actually, a Big Mac has two pieces of 10:1 meat, so it has 0.2 pounds of meat altogether. Multiply that number by 23,000, and he's eaten 4,600 pounds of meat from those Big Macs. If you go by an average weight of a cow being 1,400 (varies), approximately 470 pounds of meat being on it, then we're looking at just under 10 cows worth of meat. 10 COWS???!!  dude has eaten TEN ENTIRE COWS???!!!!   | |
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XxAxX said: TMPletz said: One Big Mac's worth of beef is equal to a whole cow??? Sounds like you cows need some more exercise! Actually, a Big Mac has two pieces of 10:1 meat, so it has 0.2 pounds of meat altogether. Multiply that number by 23,000, and he's eaten 4,600 pounds of meat from those Big Macs. If you go by an average weight of a cow being 1,400 (varies), approximately 470 pounds of meat being on it, then we're looking at just under 10 cows worth of meat. 10 COWS???!! dude has eaten TEN ENTIRE COWS???!!!! Yeah, but unfortunately, it wasn't all in one sitting...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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moderatorXxAxX said: TMPletz said: One Big Mac's worth of beef is equal to a whole cow??? Sounds like you cows need some more exercise! Actually, a Big Mac has two pieces of 10:1 meat, so it has 0.2 pounds of meat altogether. Multiply that number by 23,000, and he's eaten 4,600 pounds of meat from those Big Macs. If you go by an average weight of a cow being 1,400 (varies), approximately 470 pounds of meat being on it, then we're looking at just under 10 cows worth of meat. 10 COWS???!! dude has eaten TEN ENTIRE COWS???!!!! Over a span of 36 years, it doesn't really seem like all that much, actually. | |
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10 cows isn't really that many. I mean think of all the cows you all have eatten over your life span...unless you have been a vegetarian your whole life then you wouldn't have eatten one single bit of a cow Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antenna. Do you read me Lieutenant Bowie, I said do you read me...Lieutenant Bowie | |
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soon as that dude turns 52, i bet you anything his colon is gonna just fall right off, just like a rusty tail pipe on a junkyard le car.  | |
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RenHoek said: XxAxX said: 10 COWS???!! dude has eaten TEN ENTIRE COWS???!!!! Yeah, but unfortunately, it wasn't all in one sitting... i understand your perspective. usually when i eat creatures, i like to consume several of them all in one go!  i'll just sneak up and move in on a herd of sheep or a flock of geese and watchout! down the hatch! | |
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TMPletz said: XxAxX said: 10 COWS???!! dude has eaten TEN ENTIRE COWS???!!!! Over a span of 36 years, it doesn't really seem like all that much, actually. right. ten cows. just a wee snack | |
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kcwm said: 10 cows isn't really that many. I mean think of all the cows you all have eatten over your life span...unless you have been a vegetarian your whole life then you wouldn't have eatten one single bit of a cow
mmm hmm kinda like ordering a side dish at the burger joint.
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Anxiety said: soon as that dude turns 52, i bet you anything his colon is gonna just fall right off, just like a rusty tail pipe on a junkyard le car.
i am picturing him with a cow gut  | |
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