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A Guy Was Sitting Quietly Reading His Paper When his wife walked up behind him and
whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it, ' she replied. 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained. 'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.' Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?" 'Your horse called.' | |
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Ha ha ! lol Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die ......... ![]() | |
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!With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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lol | |
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Damn... surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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friday funnies! | |
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Thx FunkPill! | |
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neighhh!! happy friday funky wunky ![]() | |
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Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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How can a horse use the telephone?
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mcmeekle said: How can a horse use the telephone?
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mcmeekle said: How can a horse use the telephone?
![]() [Edited 9/5/08 10:31am] Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said:
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happy friday, funk! [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Coulda' been Mrs. Ed. I know....lame.... "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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superspaceboy said: mcmeekle said: How can a horse use the telephone?
[Edited 9/5/08 10:31am] That's a lovely picture of Prince | |
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Alej said: superspaceboy said:
[Edited 9/5/08 10:31am] That's a lovely picture of Prince | |
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funkpill said:
remedy for husband (the savage bear) - hit it over the head with an iron skillet and re-train it remedy for girlfriend (the lame horse) - put it down with a needle funny friday indeed | |
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NuPwr319 said: Alej said: That's a lovely picture of Prince | |
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One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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