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Thread started 09/05/08 7:13am

funkpill

A Guy Was Sitting Quietly Reading His Paper

When his wife walked up behind him and
whacked him on the head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket
with the name Laura Lou written on it, ' she replied.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races,
Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him
in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?"







'Your horse called.' confused
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Reply #1 posted 09/05/08 7:15am

funkpill

hammer disbelief boo
rolleyes



disbelief what a disgrace
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Reply #2 posted 09/05/08 7:19am

redpumps

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Ha ha ! lol
Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die .........yes
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Reply #3 posted 09/05/08 8:10am

Serious

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lol Happy Friday to you wave!
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #4 posted 09/05/08 8:21am

Flowers2

lol
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Reply #5 posted 09/05/08 8:51am

KidaDynamite

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Damn...falloff
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #6 posted 09/05/08 10:13am

paintedlady

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lol lol

yay! friday funnies!
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Reply #7 posted 09/05/08 1:55pm

Slave2daGroove

Thx FunkPill!
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Reply #8 posted 09/05/08 4:46pm

emm

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neighhh!! biggrin


happy friday funky wunky kiss
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #9 posted 09/05/08 5:07pm

Lammastide

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lol
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #10 posted 09/05/08 5:16pm

mcmeekle

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How can a horse use the telephone?

confuse
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Reply #11 posted 09/05/08 5:19pm

AndGodCreatedM
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mcmeekle said:

How can a horse use the telephone?

confuse

lol
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Reply #12 posted 09/05/08 5:29pm

superspaceboy

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mcmeekle said:

How can a horse use the telephone?

confuse


[Edited 9/5/08 10:31am]

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #13 posted 09/05/08 5:32pm

PricelessHo

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falloff
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Reply #14 posted 09/05/08 6:51pm

Cinnie

lol
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Reply #15 posted 09/05/08 8:10pm

morningsong

lol lol
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Reply #16 posted 09/05/08 8:11pm

morningsong

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spit
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Reply #17 posted 09/05/08 8:13pm

CarrieMpls

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lol
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Reply #18 posted 09/05/08 9:20pm

sammij

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falloff

happy friday, funk! hug
...the little artist that could...
[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...]
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Reply #19 posted 09/06/08 12:44am

noimageatall

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lol lol

Coulda' been Mrs. Ed.












I know....lame.... boxed razz
"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #20 posted 09/06/08 1:16am

Alej

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superspaceboy said:

mcmeekle said:

How can a horse use the telephone?

confuse


[Edited 9/5/08 10:31am]


That's a lovely picture of Prince smile
The orger formerly known as theodore
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Reply #21 posted 09/06/08 1:17am

Ocean

falloff
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Reply #22 posted 09/06/08 2:29am

NuPwr319

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Alej said:

superspaceboy said:



[Edited 9/5/08 10:31am]


That's a lovely picture of Prince smile


falloff
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Reply #23 posted 09/06/08 2:37am

kimrachell

lol lol lol
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Reply #24 posted 09/06/08 2:51am

union119

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disbelief what a disgrace


yes

remedy for husband (the savage bear)
- hit it over the head with an iron skillet and re-train it


remedy for girlfriend (the lame horse)
- put it down with a needle

funny friday indeed cool
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Reply #25 posted 09/06/08 5:30pm

Alej

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NuPwr319 said:

Alej said:



That's a lovely picture of Prince smile


falloff


lol
The orger formerly known as theodore
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Reply #26 posted 09/11/08 2:09pm

nakedpianoplay
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lol
One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111


love is a gift heart

an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby....
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