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Prince.org project number 1: Translate the Bible into Princebonics Here is the assignment, class...
Let's pool our resources and translate the bible into Princebonics! I think that Prince would be pleased to see the bible translated into his native language. It must be difficult for him to read it... you know, it being in English and all. Let's see if we can get this done! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Ok, I suggest that everyone who is interested should sign up with Ice, and then he can distribute assignments and keep track. Yes?
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tackam said: Ok, I suggest that everyone who is interested should sign up with Ice, and then he can distribute assignments and keep track. Yes?
Doves, Mel!ssa A fine idea! Let's get this project underway... If we do a good job, Prince might bless us with some actual NEW music instead of bullshit live collections of songs that we already have. Who is with us?!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Isn't this like trying 2 build the Pyramids all over again?
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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Gsus Christ what an idea!
dont 4get its gotta b the Jehova-Version from the Witness people since the normal Bible stuff wont do the trick for P. 2 weird 4 me. ....................... | |
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OK, I'll start...
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The Princebonic Bible
Genesis Chapter One 1:1 In the bginning God created the heavens and the earth. 1:2 Now the earth was without shape and empty, and darkness was over the surface of the watery deep, but the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the water. 1:3 God said, “Let there b light.” And there was light! 1:4 God saw that the light was good, so God separated the light from the darkness. 1:5 God called the light “day” and the darkness “night.” There was evening, and there was morning, marking the first day. 1:6 God said, “Let there b an xpanse in the midst of the waters and let it separate water from water. 1:7 So God made the xpanse and separated the water under the xpanse from the water above it. It was so. 1:8 God called the xpanse “sky.” There was evening, and there was morning, a second day. 1:9 God said, “Let the water under the sky b gathered 2 one place and let dry ground appear.” It was so. 1:10 God called the dry ground “land” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” God saw that it was good. 1:11 God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: plants yielding cds according 2 their kinds, and fruit trees baring fruit with cd in it according 2 their kinds.” It was so. 1:12 The land produced vegetation—plants yielding cds according 2 their kinds, and trees baring fruit with cd in it according 2 their kinds. God saw that it was good. 1:13 There was evening, and there was morning, a third day. 1:14 God said, “Let there b lights in the xpanse of the sky 2 separate the day from the night, and let them b signs 2 indicate seasons and days and years, 1:15 and let them serve as lights in the xpanse of the sky 2 give light on the earth.” It was so. 1:16 God made two great lights—the greater light 2 rule over the day and the lesser light 2 rule over the night. He made the stars also. 1:17 God placed the lights in the xpanse of the sky 2 shine on the earth, 1:18 2 preside over the day and the night, and 2 separate the light from the darkness. God saw that it was good. 1:19 There was evening, and there was morning, a fourth day. 1:20 God said, “Let the water swarm with swarms of living creatures and let birds fly above the earth across the xpanse of the sky.” 1:21 God created the great sea creatures and every living and moving thing with which the water swarmed, according 2 their kinds, and every winged bird according 2 its kind. God saw that it was good. 1:22 God blessed them and said, “B fruitful and multiply and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds multiply on the earth.” 1:23 There was evening, and there was morning, a fifth day. 1:24 God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according 2 their kinds: cattle, creeping things, and wild animals, each according 2 its kind.” It was so. 1:25 God made the wild animals according 2 their kinds, the cattle according 2 their kinds, and all the creatures that creep along the ground according 2 their kinds. God saw that it was good. 1:26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, after our likeness, so they may rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move on the earth.” 1:27 God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them, male and female he created them. 1:28 God blessed 2 them, “B fruitful and multiply! Fill the earth and subdue it! Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and every creature that moves on the ground. 1:29 Then God said, “I now give you every seed-baring plant on the face of the entire earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will b yours 4 food. 1:30 And 2 all the animals of the earth, and 2 every bird of the air, and 2 all the creatures that move on the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant 4 food. It was so. 1:31 God saw all that he had made—and it was very good! There was evening, and there was morning, the sixth day. [This message was edited Sat Nov 16 9:15:47 PST 2002 by Aerogram] | |
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Genesis 2
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2 And on the seventh day God finished his work which he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done. 3 So God blessed the seventh day and hallowed it, because on it God rested from all his work which he had done in creation. 4 These are the generations of the heavens and the earth when they were created. In the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens, 5 when no plant of the field was yet in the earth and no herb of the field had yet sprung up--4 the LORD God had not caused it 2 rain upon the earth, and there was no man 2 till the ground; 6 but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground-- 7 then the LORD God formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed in2 his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being. 8 And the LORD God planted a garden in Eden, in the east; and there he put the man whom he had formed. 9 And out of the ground the LORD God made 2 grow every tree that is pleasant 2 the sight and good 4 food, the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. 10 A river flowed out of Eden 2 water the garden, and there it divided and became four rivers. 11 The name of the first is Pishon; it is the one which flows around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; 12 and the gold of that land is good; bdellium and onyx stone are there. 13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it is the one which flows around the whole land of Cush. 14 And the name of the third river is Tigris, which flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. 15 The LORD God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden 2 till it and keep it. 16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "You may freely eat of every tree of the garden; 17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, 4 in the day that you eat of it you shall die." 18 Then the LORD God said, "It is not good that the man should b alone; EYE will make him a helper fit 4 him." 19 So out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them 2 the man 2 see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name. 20 The man gave names 2 all cattle, and 2 the birds of the air, and 2 every beast of the field; but 4 the man there was not found a helper fit 4 him. 21 So the LORD God caused a deep sleep 2 fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh; 22 and the rib which the LORD God had taken from the man he made in2 a woman and brought her 2 the man. 23 Then the man said, "This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall b called Woman, because she was taken out of Man." 24 Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves 2 his wife, and they become one flesh. 25 And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Genesis 3
1 Now the serpent was more subtle than any other wild creature that the LORD God had made. He said 2 the woman, "Did God say, 'U shall not eat of any tree of the garden'?" 2 And the woman said 2 the serpent, "We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden; 3 but God said, 'U shall not eat of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, neither shall u touch it, lest u die.'" 4 But the serpent said 2 the woman, "U will not die. 5 4 God knows that when u eat of it ur eyes will b opened, and u will b like God, knowing good and evil." 6 So when the woman saw that the tree was good 4 food, and that it was a delight 2 the eyes, and that the tree was 2 b desired 2 make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate; and she also gave some 2 her husband, and he ate. 7 Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons. 8 And they heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God among the trees of the garden. 9 But the LORD God called 2 the man, and said 2 him, "Where are you?" 10 And he said, "EYE heard the sound of thee in the garden, and EYE was afraid, because EYE was naked; and EYE hid myself." 11 He said, "Who told u that u were naked? Have u eaten of the tree of which EYE commanded u not 2 eat?" 12 The man said, "The woman whom thou gavest 2 b with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and EYE ate." 13 Then the LORD God said 2 the woman, "What is this that u have done?" The woman said, "The serpent beguiled me, and EYE ate." 14 The LORD God said 2 the serpent, "Because u have done this, cursed are u above all cattle, and above all wild animals; upon ur belly u shall go, and dust u shall eat all the days of ur life. 15 EYE will put enmity between u and the woman, and between ur seed and her seed; he shall bruise ur head, and u shall bruise his heel." 16 2 the woman he said, "EYE will greatly multiply ur pain in childbearing; in pain u shall bring forth children, yet ur desire shall b 4 ur husband, and he shall rule over you." 17 And 2 Adam he said, "Because u have listened 2 the voice of ur wife, and have eaten of the tree of which EYE commanded you, 'U shall not eat of it,' cursed is the ground because of you; in toil u shall eat of it all the days of ur life; 18 thorns and thistles it shall bring forth 2 you; and u shall eat the plants of the field. 19 In the sweat of ur face u shall eat bread till u return 2 the ground, 4 out of it u were taken; u are dust, and 2 dust u shall return." 20 The man called his wife's name Eve, because she was the mother of all living. 21 And the LORD God made 4 Adam and 4 his wife garments of skins, and clothed them. 22 Then the LORD God said, "Behold, the man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil; and now, lest he put forth his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live 4 ever" -- 23 therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, 2 till the ground from which he was taken. 24 He drove out the man; and at the east of the garden of Eden he placed the cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, 2 guard the way 2 the tree of life. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Genesis Chapter Two
1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2 And on the seventh day God finished his work which he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done. 3 So God blessed the seventh day and hallowed it, bcause on it God rested from all his work which he had done in creation. 4 These are the generations of the heavens and the earth when they were created. N the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens, 5 when no plant of the field was yet in the earth and no herb of the field had yet sprung up--for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was no man 2 till the ground; 6 but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground-- 7 then the LORD God 4med man of dust from the ground, and breathed n2 his nostrils the breath of life; and man bcame a living being. 8 And the LORD God planted a garden in Eden, in the east; and there he put the man whom he had 4med. 9 And out of the ground the LORD God made 2 grow every tree that is pleasant 2 the sight and good 4 food, the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. 10 A river flowed out of Eden 2 water the garden, and there it divided and bcame 4 rivers. 11 The name of the first is Pishon; it is the one which flows around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; 12 and the gold of that land is good; bdellium and onyx stone are there. 13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it is the one which flows around the whole land of Cush. 14 And the name of the third river is Tigris, which flows east of Assyria. And the 4th river is the Euphrates. 15 The LORD God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden 2 till it and keep it. 16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "U may freely eat of every tree of the garden; 17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, 4 in the day that U eat of it you shall die." 18 Then the LORD God said, "It is not good that the man should B alone; Eye will make him a helper fit for him." 19 So out of the ground the LORD God 4med every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them 2 the man 2 see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name. 20 The man gave names 2 all cattle, and 2 the birds of the air, and 2 every beast of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper fit 4 him. 21 So the LORD God caused a deep sleep 2 fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh; 22 and the rib which the LORD God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her 2 the man. 23 Then the man said, "This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, bcause she was taken out of Man." 24 Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves 2 his wife, and they become one flesh. 25 And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed. | |
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Genesis 4
1 Now Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain, saying, "EYE have gotten a man with the help of the LORD." 2 And again, she bore his brother Abel. Now Abel was a keeper of sheep, and Cain a tiller of the ground. 3 In the course of time Cain brought 2 the LORD an offering of the fruit of the ground, 4 and Abel brought of the firstlings of his flock and of their fat portions. And the LORD had regard 4 Abel and his offering, 5 but 4 Cain and his offering he had no regard. So Cain was very angry, and his countenance fell. 6 The LORD said 2 Cain, "Why are u angry, and why has ur countenance fallen? 7 If u do well, will u not b accepted? And if u do not do well, sin is couching at the door; its desire is 4 you, but u must master it." 8 Cain said 2 Abel his brother, "Let us go out 2 the field." And when they were in the field, Cain rose up against his brother Abel, and killed him. 9 Then the LORD said 2 Cain, "Where is Abel ur brother?" He said, "EYE do not know; am EYE my brother's keeper?" 10 And the LORD said, "What have u done? The voice of ur brother's blood is crying 2 me from the ground. 11 And now u are cursed from the ground, which has opened its mouth 2 receive ur brother's blood from ur hand. 12 When u till the ground, it shall no longer yield 2 u its strength; u shall b a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth." 13 Cain said 2 the LORD, "My punishment is greater than EYE can bear. 14 Behold, thou hast driven me this day away from the ground; and from thy face EYE shall b hidden; and EYE shall b a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will slay me." 15 Then the LORD said 2 him, "Not so! If any one slays Cain, vengeance shall b taken on him sevenfold." And the LORD put a mark on Cain, lest any who came upon him should kill him. 16 Then Cain went away from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, east of Eden. 17 Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bore Enoch; and he built a city, and called the name of the city after the name of his son, Enoch. 18 2 Enoch was born Irad; and Irad was the father of Me-hu'ja-el, and Me-hu'ja-el the father of Me-thu'sha-el, and Me-thu'sha-el the father of Lamech. 19 And Lamech took two wives; the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah. 20 Adah bore Jabal; he was the father of those who dwell in tents and have cattle. 21 His brother's name was Jubal; he was the father of all those who play the lyre and pipe. 22 Zillah bore Tubal-cain; he was the forger of all instruments of bronze and iron. The sister of Tubal-cain was Na'amah. 23 Lamech said 2 his wives: "Adah and Zillah, hear my voice; u wives of Lamech, hearken 2 what EYE say: EYE have slain a man 4 wounding me, a young man 4 striking me. 24 If Cain is avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy-sevenfold." 25 And Adam knew his wife again, and she bore a son and called his name Seth, 4 she said, "God has appointed 4 me another child instead of Abel, 4 Cain slew him." 26 2 Seth also a son was born, and he called his name Enosh. At that time men began 2 call upon the name of the LORD. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Genesis Chapter 3
Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said un2 the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? 3:2 And the woman said un2 the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: 3:3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. 3:4 And the serpent said un2 the woman, Ye shall not surely die: 3:5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then ur shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. 3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good 4 food, and that it was pleasant to the , and a tree 2 b desired 2 make 1 wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also un2 her husband with her; and he did eat. 3:7 And the of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. 3:8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden. 3:9 And the LORD God called un2 Adam, and said un2 him, Where art thou? 3:10 And he said, heard thy voice in the garden, and was afraid, because was naked; and hid myself. 3:11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat? 3:12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest 2 be with me, she gave me of the tree, and did eat. 3:13 And the LORD God said un2 the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and did eat. 3:14 And the LORD God said un2 the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: 3:15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. 3:16 Un2 the woman he said, will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be 2 thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. 3:17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened un2 the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; 3:18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth 2 thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; 3:19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: 4 dust thou art, and un2 dust shalt thou return. 3:20 And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living. 3:21 Un2 Adam also and 2 his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them. 3:22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as 1 of us, 2 know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: 3:23 There4 the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, 2 till the ground from whence he was taken. 3:24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, 2 keep the way of the tree of life. -------
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Revelation 1
1 The revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him 2 show 2 his servants what must soon take place; and he made it known by sending his angel 2 his servant John, 2 who bore witness 2 the word of God and 2 the testimony of Jesus Christ, even 2 all that he saw. 3 Blessed is he who reads aloud the words of the prophecy, and blessed r those who hear, and who keep what is written therein; 4 the time is near. 4 John 2 the seven churches that r in Asia: Grace 2 u and peace from him who is and who was and who is 2 come, and from the seven spirits who r b4 his throne, 5 and from Jesus Christ the faithful witness, the first-born of the dead, and the ruler of kings on earth. 2 him who loves us and has freed us from our sins by his blood 6 and made us a kingdom, priests 2 his God and Father, 2 him be glory and dominion 4 ever and ever. Amen. 7 Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, every one who pierced him; and all tribes of the earth will wail on account of him. Even so. Amen. 8 "EYE am the Alpha and the Omega," says the Lord God, who is and who was and who is 2 come, the Almighty. 9 EYE John, ur brother, who share with u in Jesus the tribulation and the kingdom and the patient endurance, was on the island called Patmos on account of the word of God and the testimony of Jesus. 10 EYE was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and EYE heard behind me a loud voice like a trumpet 11 saying, "Write what u see in a book and send it 2 the seven churches, 2 Ephesus and 2 Smyrna and 2 Per'gamum and 2 Thyati'ra and 2 Sardis and 2 Philadelphia and 2 La-odice'a." 12 Then EYE turned 2 see the voice that was speaking 2 me, and on turning EYE saw seven golden lampstands, 13 and in the midst of the lampstands one like a son of man, clothed with a long robe and with a golden girdle round his breast; 14 his head and his hair were white as white wool, white as snow; his eyes were like a flame of fire, 15 his feet were like burnished bronze, refined asin a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of many waters; 16in his right hand he held seven stars, from his mouth issued a sharp two-edged sword, and his face was like the sun shining in full strength. 17 When EYE saw him, EYE fell at his feet as though dead. But he laid his right hand upon me, saying, "Fear not, EYE am the first and the last, 18 and the living one; EYE died, and behold EYE am alive 4 evermore, and EYE have the keys of Death and Hades. 19 Now write what u see, what is and what is 2 take place hereafter. 20 As 4 the mystery of the seven stars which u saw in my right hand, and the seven golden lampstands, the seven stars r the angels of the seven churches and the seven lampstands r the seven churches. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Genesis Chapter 5
5:1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 5:2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. 5:3 And Adam lived 130 yrs, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth: 5:4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were 930 yrs: and he died. 5:6 And Seth lived 105 yrs, and begat Enos: 5:7 And Seth lived after he begat Enos 807 yrs, and begat sons and daughters: 5:8 And all the days of Seth were 912 yrs: and he died. 5:9 And Enos lived 90 yrs, and begat Cainan: 5:10 And Enos lived after he begat Cainan 815 yrs, and begat sons and daughters: 5:11 And all the days of Enos were 905 yrs: and he died. 5:12 And Cainan lived 70 yrs and begat Mahalaleel: 5:13 And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel 840 yrs, and begat sons and daughters: 5:14 And all the days of Cainan 910 yrs: and he died. 5:15 And Mahalaleel lived 65 yrs, and begat Jared: 5:16 And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight 830 yrs, and begat sons and daughters: 5:17 And all the days of Mahalaleel were e895 yrs: and he died. 5:18 And Jared lived an 162 yrs, and he begat Enoch: 5:19 And Jared lived after he begat Enoch 800 yrs, and begat sons and daughters: 5:20 And all the days of Jared were 962 yrs: and he died. 5:21 And Enoch lived 65 yrs, and begat Methuselah: 5:22 And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah 300 yrs, and begat sons and daughters: 5:23 And all the days of Enoch were 365 yrs 5:24 And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; 4 God took him. 5:25 And Methuselah lived 187 yrs, and begat Lamech. 5:26 And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech 782 yrs, and begat sons and daughters: 5:27 And all the days of Methuselah were 969 yrs: and he died. 5:28 And Lamech lived 182 yrs, and begat a son: 5:29 And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall com4t us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed. 5:30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah 505, and begat sons and daughters: 5:31 And all the days of Lamech were 777 yrs: and he died. 5:32 And Noah was 500 yrs old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth. -------
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Revelation 2
1 "2 the angel of the church in Ephesus write: 'The words of him who holds the seven stars in his right hand, who walks among the seven golden lampstands. 2 "'EYE know ur works, ur toil and ur patient endurance, and how u cannot bear evil men but have tested those who call themselves apostles but are not, and found them 2 b false; 3 EYE know u are enduring patiently and bearing up 4 my name's sake, and u have not grown weary. 4 But EYE have this against you, that u have abandoned the love u had at first. 5 Remember then from what u have fallen, repent and do the works u did at first. If not, EYE will come 2 u and remove ur lampstand from its place, unless u repent. 6 Yet this u have, u hate the works of the Nicola'itans, which EYE also hate. 7 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says 2 the churches. 2 him who conquers EYE will grant 2 eat of the tree of life, which is in the paradise of God.' 8 "And 2 the angel of the church in Smyrna write: 'The words of the first and the last, who died and came 2 life. 9 "'EYE know ur tribulation and ur poverty (but u are rich) and the slander of those who say that they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan. 10 Do not fear what u are about 2 suffer. Behold, the devil is about 2 throw some of u in2 prison, that u may b tested, and 4 ten days u will have tribulation. B faithful un2 death, and EYE will give u the crown of life. 11 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says 2 the churches. He who conquers shall not b hurt by the second death.' 12 "And 2 the angel of the church in Per'gamum write: 'The words of him who has the sharp two-edged sword. 13 "'EYE know where u dwell, where Satan's throne is; u hold fast my name and u did not deny my faith even in the days of An'tipas my witness, my faithful one, who was killed among you, where Satan dwells. 14 But EYE have a few things against you: u have some there who hold the teaching of Balaam, who taught Balak 2 put a stumbling block b4 the sons of Israel, that they might eat food sacrificed 2 idols and practice immorality. 15 So u also have some who hold the teaching of the Nicola'itans. 16 Repent then. If not, EYE will come 2 u soon and war against them with the sword of my mouth. 17 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says 2 the churches. 2 him who conquers EYE will give some of the hidden manna, and EYE will give him a white stone, with a new name written on the stone which no one knows except him who receives it.' 18 "And 2 the angel of the church in Thyati'ra write: 'The words of the Son of God, who has eyes like a flame of fire, and whose feet are like burnished bronze. 19 "'EYE know ur works, ur love and faith and service and patient endurance, and that ur latter works exceed the first. 20 But EYE have this against you, that u tolerate the woman Jez'ebel, who calls herself a prophetess and is teaching and beguiling my servants 2 practice immorality and 2 eat food sacrificed 2 idols. 21 EYE gave her time 2 repent, but she refuses 2 repent of her immorality. 22 Behold, EYE will throw her on a sickbed, and those who commit adultery with her EYE will throw in2 great tribulation, unless they repent of her doings; 23 and EYE will strike her children dead. And all the churches shall know that EYE am he who searches mind and heart, and EYE will give 2 each of u as ur works deserve. 24 But 2 the rest of u in Thyati'ra, who do not hold this teaching, who have not learned what some call the deep things of Satan, 2 u EYE say, EYE do not lay upon u any other burden; 25 only hold fast what u have, until EYE come. 26 He who conquers and who keeps my works until the end, EYE will give him power over the nations, 27 and he shall rule them with a rod of iron, as when earthen pots are broken in pieces, even as EYE myself have received power from my Father; 28 and EYE will give him the morning star. 29 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says 2 the churches.' SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Revelation 3
1 "And 2 the angel of the church in Sardis write: 'The words of him who has the seven spirits of God and the seven stars. "'EYE know ur works; u have the name of being alive, and u r dead. 2 Awake, and strengthen what remains and is on the point of death, 4 EYE have not found ur works perfect in the sight of my God. 3 Remember then what u received and heard; keep that, and repent. If u will not awake, EYE will come like a thief, and u will not know at what hour EYE will come upon you. 4 Yet u have still a few names in Sardis, people who have not soiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white, 4 they r worthy. 5 He who conquers shall be clad thus in white garments, and EYE will not blot his name out of the book of life; EYE will confess his name b4 my Father and b4 his angels. 6 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says 2 the churches.' 7 "And 2 the angel of the church in Philadelphia write: 'The words of the holy one, the true one, who has the key of David, who opens and no one shall shut, who shuts and no one opens. 8 "'EYE know ur works. Behold, EYE have set b4 u an open door, which no one is able 2 shut; EYE know that u have but little power, and yet u have kept my word and have not denied my name. 9 Behold, EYE will make those of the synagogue of Satan who say that they r Jews and r not, but lie--behold, EYE will make them come and bow down b4 ur feet, and learn that EYE have loved you. 10 Because u have kept my word of patient endurance, EYE will keep u from the hour of trial which is coming on the whole world, 2 try those who dwell upon the earth. 11 EYE am coming soon; hold fast what u have, so that no one may seize ur crown. 12 He who conquers, EYE will make him a pillar in the temple of my God; never shall he go out of it, and EYE will write on him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, the new Jerusalem which comes down from my God out of heaven, and my own new name. 13 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says 2 the churches.' 14 "And 2 the angel of the church in La-odice'a write: 'The words of the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of God's creation. 15 "'EYE know ur works: u r neither cold nor hot. Would that u were cold or hot! 16 So, because u r lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, EYE will spew u out of my mouth. 17 4 u say, EYE am rich, EYE have prospered, and EYE need nothing; not knowing that u r wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked. 18 Therefore EYE counsel u 2 buy from me gold refined by fire, that u may be rich, and white garments 2 clothe u and 2 keep the shame of ur nakedness from being seen, and salve 2 anoint ur eyes, that u may see. 19 Those whom EYE love, EYE reprove and chasten; so be zealous and repent. 20 Behold, EYE stand at the door and knock; if any one hears my voice and opens the door, EYE will come in 2 him and eat with him, and he with me. 21 He who conquers, EYE will grant him 2 sit with me on my throne, as EYE myself conquered and sat down with my Father on his throne. 22 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says 2 the churches.'" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Revelation 4
1 After this EYE looked, and lo, in heaven an open door! And the first voice, which EYE had heard speaking 2 me like a trumpet, said, "Come up hither, and EYE will show u what must take place after this." 2 At once EYE was in the Spirit, and lo, a throne stood in heaven, with one seated on the throne! 3 And he who sat there appeared like jasper and carnelian, and round the throne was a rainbow that looked like an emerald. 4 Round the throne were twenty-four thrones, and seated on the thrones were twenty-four elders, clad in white garments, with golden crowns upon their heads. 5 From the throne issue flashes of lightning, and voices and peals of thunder, and b4 the throne burn seven torches of fire, which r the seven spirits of God; 6 and b4 the throne there is as it were a sea of glass, like crystal. And round the throne, on each side of the throne, r four living creatures, full of eyes in front and behind: 7 the first living creature like a lion, the second living creature like an ox, the third living creature with the face of a man, and the fourth living creature like a flying eagle. 8 And the four living creatures, each of them with six wings, r full of eyes all round and within, and day and night they never cease 2 sing, "Holy, holy, holy, is the Lord God Almighty, who was and is and is 2 come!" 9 And whenever the living creatures give glory and honor and thanks 2 him who is seated on the throne, who lives 4 ever and ever, 10 the twenty-four elders fall down b4 him who is seated on the throne and worship him who lives 4 ever and ever; they cast their crowns b4 the throne, singing, 11 "Worthy art thou, our Lord and God, 2 receive glory and honor and power, 4 thou didst create all things, and by thy will they existed and were created." SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Genesis Chapter 6
6:1 And it came 2 pass, when men began 2 multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born un2 them, 6:2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. 6:3 And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, 4 that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be 120 yrs. 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in un2 the daughters of men, and they bare children 2 them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. 6:5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. 6:6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. 6:7 And the LORD said, will destroy man whom have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; 4 it repenteth me that have made them. 6:8 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD. 6:9 These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God. 6:10 And Noah begat 3 sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. 6:11 The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence. 6:12 And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; 4 all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth. 6:13 And God said un2 Noah, The end of all flesh is come b4 me; 4 the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, will destroy them with the earth. 6:14 Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. 6:15 And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be 300 cubits, the breadth of it 50 cubits, and the height of it 30 cubits. 6:16 A window shalt thou make 2 the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, 2nd, and 3rd stories shalt thou make it. 6:17 And, behold, , even , do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, 2 destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die. 6:18 But with thee will establish my covenant; and thou shalt come in2 the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee. 6:19 And of every living thing of all flesh, 2 of every sort shalt thou bring in2 the ark, 2 keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. 6:20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, 2 of every sort shall come un2 thee, 2 keep them alive. 6:21 And take thou un2 thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it 2 thee; and it shall be 4 food 4 thee, and 4 them. 6:22 Thus did Noah; according 2 all that God commanded him, so did he. -------
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Revelation 5
1 And EYE saw in the right hand of him who was seated on the throne a scroll written within and on the back, sealed with seven seals; 2 and EYE saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, "Who is worthy 2 open the scroll and break its seals?" 3 And no one in heaven or on earth or under the earth was able 2 open the scroll or 2 look in2 it, 4 and EYE wept much that no one was found worthy 2 open the scroll or 2 look in2 it. 5 Then one of the elders said 2 me, "Weep not; lo, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, has conquered, so that he can open the scroll and its seven seals." 6 And between the throne and the 4 living creatures and among the elders, EYE saw a Lamb standing, as though it had been slain, with seven horns and with seven eyes, which r the seven spirits of God sent out in2 all the earth; 7 and he went and took the scroll from the right hand of him who was seated on the throne. 8 And when he had taken the scroll, the 4 living creatures and the twenty-4 elders fell down before the Lamb, each holding a harp, and with golden bowls full of incense, which r the prayers of the saints; 9 and they sang a new song, saying, "Worthy art thou 2 take the scroll and 2 open its seals, 4 thou wast slain and by thy blood didst ransom men 4 God from every tribe and tongue and people and nation, 10 and hast made them a kingdom and priests 2 r God, and they shall reign on earth." 11 Then EYE looked, and EYE heard around the throne and the living creatures and the elders the voice of many angels, numbering myriads of myriads and thousands of thousands, 12 saying with a loud voice, "Worthy is the Lamb who was slain, 2 receive power and wealth and wisdom and might and honor and glory and blessing!" 13 And EYE heard every creature in heaven and on earth and under the earth and in the sea, and all therein, saying, "2 him who sits upon the throne and 2 the Lamb be blessing and honor and glory and might 4 ever and ever!" 14 And the 4 living creatures said, "Amen!" and the elders fell down and worshiped. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Revelation 6
1 Now EYE saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and EYE heard one of the 4 living creatures say, as with a voice of thunder, "Come!" 2 And EYE saw, and behold, a white horse, and its rider had a bow; and a crown was given 2 him, and he went out conquering and 2 conquer. 3 When he opened the second seal, EYE heard the second living creature say, "Come!" 4 And out came another horse, bright red; its rider was permitted 2 take peace from the earth, so that men should slay one another; and he was given a great sword. 5 When he opened the third seal, EYE heard the third living creature say, "Come!" And EYE saw, and behold, a black horse, and its rider had a balance in his hand; 6 and EYE heard what seemed 2 be a voice in the midst of the 4 living creatures saying, "A quart of wheat 4 a denarius, and three quarts of barley 4 a denarius; but do not harm oil and wine!" 7 When he opened the fourth seal, EYE heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" 8 And EYE saw, and behold, a pale horse, and its rider's name was Death, and Hades followed him; and they were given power over a fourth of the earth, 2 kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth. 9 When he opened the fifth seal, EYE saw under the altar the souls of those who had been slain 4 the word of God and 4 the witness they had borne; 10 they cried out with a loud voice, "O Sovereign Lord, holy and true, how long b4 thou wilt judge and avenge our blood on those who dwell upon the earth?" 11 Then they were each given a white robe and told 2 rest a little longer, until the number of their fellow servants and their brethren should be complete, who were 2 be killed as they themselves had been. 12 When he opened the sixth seal, EYE looked, and behold, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood, 13 and the stars of the sky fell 2 the earth as the fig tree sheds its winter fruit when shaken by a gale; 14 the sky vanished like a scroll that is rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place. 15 Then the kings of the earth and the great men and the generals and the rich and the strong, and every one, slave and free, hid in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains, 16 calling 2 the mountains and rocks, "Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who is seated on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb; 17 4 the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand b4 it?" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Genesis Chapter 7
7:1 And the LORD said un2 Noah, Come u and all ur house in2 the ark; 4 thee have :eye: seen righteous b4 me in this generation. 7:2 Of every clean beast u shalt take 2 u by 7s, the male and his female: and of beasts that r not clean by 2, the male and his female. 7:3 Of fowls also of the air by 7s, the male and the female; 2 keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth. 7:4 For yet 7 days, and will cause it 2 rain upon the earth 40 days and 40 nights; and every living substance that have made will destroy from off the face of the earth. 7:5 And Noah did according un2 all that the LORD commanded him. 7:6 And Noah was 600 yrs old when the flood of waters was upon the earth. 7:7 And Noah went in, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him, in2 the ark, because of the waters of the flood. 7:8 Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth, 7:9 There went in 2 and 2 un2 Noah in2 the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah. 7:10 And it came 2 pass after 7 days, that the waters of the flood were upon the earth. 7:11 In the 600th year of Noah's life, in the 2nd month, the 17th day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened. 7:12 And the rain was upon the earth 40 days and 40 nights. 7:13 In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah's wife, and the 3 wives of his sons with them, in2 the ark; 7:14 They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort. 7:15 And they went in un2 Noah in2 the ark, 2 and 2 of all flesh, wherein is the breath of life. 7:16 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in. 7:17 And the flood was 40 days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth. 7:18 And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters. 7:19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. 7:20 15 cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. 7:21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man: 7:22 All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died. 7:23 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark. 7:24 And the waters prevailed upon the earth an 150 days. -------
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Exodus Chapter One
These are the names of the sons of Israel who came 2 Egypt with Jacob, each with his household: 2 Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, 3 Is'sachar, Zeb'ulun, and Benjamin, 4 Dan and Naph'tali, Gad and Asher. 5 All the offspring of Jacob were seventy persons; Joseph was already in Egypt. 6 Then Joseph died, and all his brothers, and all that generation. 7 But the descendants of Israel were fruitful and Ncreased greatly; they multiplied and grew Xceedingly strong; so that the land was filled with them. 8 Now there arose a new king over Egypt, who did not know Joseph. 9 And he said 2 his people, "Behold, the people of Israel are 2 many and 2 mighty 4 us. 10 Come, let us deal shrewdly with them, lest they multiply, and, if war befall us, they join R Nemies and fight against us and escape 4rom the land." 11 There4 they set taskmasters over them 2 afflict them with heavy burdens; and they built 4 Pharaoh store-cities, Pithom and Ra-am'ses. 12 But the more they were oppressed, the more they multiplied and the more they spread abroad. And the Egyptians were in dread of the people of Israel. 13 So they made the people of Israel serve with rigor, 14 and made their lives bitter with hard service, in mortar and brick, and in all kinds of work in the field; in all their work they made them serve with rigor. 15 Then the king of Egypt said 2 the Hebrew midwives, one of whom was named Shiph'rah and the other Pu'ah, 16 "When U serve as midwife 2 the Hebrew women, and see them upon the birthstool, if it is a son, U shall kill him; but if it is a daughter, she shall live." 17 But the midwives feared God, and did not do as the king of Egypt commanded them, but let the male children live. 18 So the king of Egypt called the midwives, and said 2 them, "Why have U done this, and let the male children live?" 19 The midwives said 2 Pharaoh, "Bcause the Hebrew women R not like the Egyptian women; 4 they are vigorous and R delivered bfore the midwife comes 2 them." 20 So God dealt well with the midwives; and the people multiplied and grew very strong. 21 And bcause the midwives feared God he gave them families. 22 Then Pharaoh commanded all his people, "Every son that is born 2 the Hebrews U shall cast Nto the Nile, but U shall let every daughter live." | |
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Revelation 7
1 After this EYE saw 4 angels standing at the 4 corners of the earth, holding back the 4 winds of the earth, that no wind might blow on earth or sea or against any tree. 2 Then EYE saw another angel ascend from the rising of the sun, with the seal of the living God, and he called with a loud voice 2 the 4 angels who had been given power 2 harm earth and sea, 3 saying, "Do not harm the earth or the sea or the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God upon their foreheads." 4 And EYE heard the number of the sealed, a hundred and forty-4 thousand sealed, out of every tribe of the sons of Israel, 5 twelve thousand sealed out of the tribe of Judah, twelve thousand of the tribe of Reuben, twelve thousand of the tribe of Gad, 6 twelve thousand of the tribe of Asher, twelve thousand of the tribe of Naph'tali, twelve thousand of the tribe of Manas'seh, 7 twelve thousand of the tribe of Simeon, twelve thousand of the tribe of Levi, twelve thousand of the tribe of Is'sachar, 8 twelve thousand of the tribe of Zeb'ulun, twelve thousand of the tribe of Joseph, twelve thousand sealed out of the tribe of Benjamin. 9 After this EYE looked, and behold, a great multitude which no man could number, from every nation, from all tribes and peoples and tongues, standing b4 the throne and b4 the Lamb, clothed in white robes, with palm branches in their hands, 10 and crying out with a loud voice, "Salvation belongs 2 our God who sits upon the throne, and 2 the Lamb!" 11 And all the angels stood round the throne and round the elders and the 4 living creatures, and they fell on their faces b4 the throne and worshiped God, 12 saying, "Amen! Blessing and glory and wisdom and thanksgiving and honor and power and might be 2 our God 4 ever and ever! Amen." 13 Then one of the elders addressed me, saying, "Who r these, clothed in white robes, and whence have they come?" 14 EYE said 2 him, "Sir, u know." And he said 2 me, "These r they who have come out of the great tribulation; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. 15 Therefore r they b4 the throne of God, and serve him day and night within his temple; and he who sits upon the throne will shelter them with his presence. 16 They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; the sun shall not strike them, nor any scorching heat. 17 4 the Lamb in the midst of the throne will be their shepherd, and he will guide them 2 springs of living water; and God will wipe away every tear from their eyes." SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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