IceNine said:

At least you can be consistent: is it God or god ?

gotcha

RaneStarr said:

What the hell (pun intended) is it with all these numbers in front of the lines ?
Is it some sort of BASIC ?

10 Believe in me
20 IF NOT 10 THEN GOTO 40
30 IF NAME == Icenine GOTO HELL
40 Believe in me anyway ; GOTO 10
50 ON ERROR 30 : Since there is no hell, GOTO 70
60 END.
70 DEFINE believers==unsane (psychological point of view) and maybe happy
80 DEFINE unbelievers==sane and maybe happy
90 INPUT preferable state : sane AND happy

Hidden line
100 Windoze sucks
end hidden line

AlfofMelmak said:

Hahaha brilliant. Of course I won't spoil things by correcting your source code and making it proper BASIC

ian said:

is there such a thing as proper BASIC ? (i heard that any language wich allows a construct as : GOTO : is flawed)

AlfofMelmak said:

Damn it... you did get me... I consistently call it "god" and not "God" on purpose... I slipped... you got me!

:LOL:

SexLovely said:

Well... if it existed, it would think that I needed a letter or a pep talk, apparently.

where would a Satan Worshipping,Sado Masochist end up when he dies?

god couldn't punish him by sending to Hell.He'd love it.
[This message was edited Fri Nov 15 5:27:29 PST 2002 by Thecherryloon]

AlfofMelmak said:

No flavor of BASIC uses the == construct to test for equality, only the =.

So it should read:
IF NAME = IceNine THEN GOTO HELL

I think a GOTO should be allowed in this case.

The all loving God will punish you if you're not saved. God loves you so much that he will cast any disbeliever in the eternal lake of fire...this is our all loving God.

AbucahX said:

That certainly is some love and compassion... you got that right!

:LOL:

This is a very good thread... clever! A blank message!

AzureStar said:

:LOL:

It is classic, eh?

I thought that I would explain the concept of this message in that follow-up post for some of the ones who are slower on the uptake.

IceNine said:

You crazy little monster you...

A letter from God to Icenine:

Dear Icenine.

I have been reading your posts of late and I think you and I need to have a talk buddy!

Love

God.

Lleena said:

A letter from IceNine to god:

Dear god,

I have been a very, very, very good boy this year and I would like a pony, a sure-shot BB gun, a Buzz Lightyear action figure, an air hockey table, a giant Pez dispenser, an ET lamp, 10 videogames of your choosing, a Spongebob playset, an Operation game with the guy with the light-up nose, a puppy, another puppy, a canary, a new bicycle with streamers and a horn, a new American government built on intellect rather than ignorant, empty rhetoric.

Oh, please don't give me any underwear this time... it takes me long time to dye them brown and I have to start over each time I get new ones.

Your friend,
IceNine

Dear Icenine.



You don't ask for much do you? jesus!

anyway here is the operation game, If you continue to be a good boy I will see about sending you some brown underwear. (although this visual makes me quite faint, Humans certainly are dirty little blighters. )

Love and Hugs.


God.

P.S

If you don't believe in me, you cannot celebrate the birth of my son Jesus, so no Christmas presents for you!

Love God xxx

Lleena said:

Dear Santa... err... I mean god,

I will be sure to put out plenty of milk and cookies for you... omnipresence can be a draining thing, I would expect... it must take a lot of energy being everywhere at once.

Do you like chocolate chip or sugar cookies better?

Your friend,
IceNine

IceNine said:

Dear Icenine.

I am not santa, he is a mere foot servant, a deployer of my will, if you like. I am onmipresent as you have stated, thus my presence here at the Org. I would like to add that If you do not believe I exist, then why do you persist on addressing me in your posts? Can't we just agree to differ?
I will promise not to flame you if you stop reffering to my son as a pork eater. Agreed?

furthermore, If you dont stop sending me orgnotes I will report you to the moderators of this here message board, or I might even see to it that The Org goes down for a whole week.

kapiche?

Love god xxx

Lleena said:

Dear Mr. Easter Bunny,

I don't think that you get the respect that you deserve... what, with everyone always talking about that Santa Claus guy. Don't get me wrong, I think he is swell, but you are really NEATO!!!

I like chocolate eggs and colorful prizes... can you please hop by my house and give me lots of goodies? I have been a very nice boy and I love cute and fuzzy bunnies.

Your pal,
IceNine

Again...you just can't get this level of entertainment on usenet.

teller said:

You just can't get this level of entertainment anywhere!

AzureStar said:

Wait... you are getting this level of entertainment, therefore you CAN get this level of entertainment somewhere... e.g., here.

IceNine said:

You know... I thought some smartass would say something like that, so I was going to go back and edit it. Then, I thought nooo... who here would actually do that!?



Anywhere else!

Dear Ice,

Hope you liked the spider.

Much love,
God

teller said:

Dear Tooth Fairy,

My name is Tony and I have a loose tooth... will you leave me a quarter if I put it under my pillow?

Your buddy,
IceNine

In the words of Mulder:

"If you talk to God it's called prayer.

But when God answers back, that's schizophrenia."

Not that I agree with that. I just like the quote.

TRON said:

Not only is it a great X-Files quote... I agree with it too!