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nope. st. patrick is god. or, he should be for saving the people of ireland from SNAKES by beating them into the sea with a stick. all by himself he did! gone for good! so i say, that just about qualifies him for godhood. or at least, he could be next up or something.
heyyy. i know hey IcNine, you wanna start a church? we could sell horrific images over the internet, go frightening heathens in their houses with stories of invading snakes a MILE long. we'll describe in detail how many snakes are lurking, just out of sight, ready to pop out and bite them on the ankles!! then, once the heathens' minds are weakened by self-doubt and fear, we'll tell them to repent their sins, follow our ways, and generally be a whole lot more like us. we'll sell 'em a bit of absolution from their fear of snakes and do a 'snake spell' on their house, thereby saving them from a fate worse than death. heck, our religion could even sell snake insurance. a little 'after life' special, throw in a heaven free of snakes too and here we comecaymanislands | |
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Heaven and Hell is: our subconcious.
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Dear IceNine,
High. We have no in4m8tion about that. Peace, God I'm sorry. That joke is tired as a mutherfucker, but it makes me laugh every time. 
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tackam said: Dear IceNine,
High. We have no in4m8tion about that. Peace, God I'm sorry. That joke is tired as a mutherfucker, but it makes me laugh every time.
Doves, Mel!ssa :LOL: You made me think of something... What would the bible look like if it was written by Prince? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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teller said: Dear Ice,
Hope you liked the spider. 
Much love, God 
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IceNine said: tackam said: Dear IceNine,
High. We have no in4m8tion about that. Peace, God I'm sorry. That joke is tired as a mutherfucker, but it makes me laugh every time.
Doves, Mel!ssa :LOL: You made me think of something... What would the bible look like if it was written by Prince? Truly horrible thought. Can you imagine reading it? Man, if I had copious amounts of free time and no life at all, I would really consider typing up a Princebonics Translation. . .maybe I'll do a chapter or two sometime. . .Revelation would be hilarious. Doves, Mel!ssa | |
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tackam said: IceNine said: tackam said: Dear IceNine,
High. We have no in4m8tion about that. Peace, God I'm sorry. That joke is tired as a mutherfucker, but it makes me laugh every time.
Doves, Mel!ssa :LOL: You made me think of something... What would the bible look like if it was written by Prince? Truly horrible thought. Can you imagine reading it? Man, if I had copious amounts of free time and no life at all, I would really consider typing up a Princebonics Translation. . .maybe I'll do a chapter or two sometime. . .Revelation would be hilarious. Doves, Mel!ssa It would be classic! You would have to be even MORE rambling and confusing though. It could be great fun... Hmmm... maybe... yes... I think I am having an idea... yes... YES, I'VE GOT IT! Look for a new topic! Prince.org project number 1: Translate the Bible into Princebonics http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=28110 ... [This message was edited Sat Nov 16 7:28:55 PST 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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