...

By the way, the message is blank, as there is no god and he couldn't write a letter due to his non-existence.

IceNine said:

i kinda got that... but it helps to explain things around here

IceNine said:

Don't worry about it, your going to hell anyway

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

chickengrease said:

If poor spelling and punctuation are hell-worthy transgressions, I will see you there.

:LOL:

Ranestarr, wherefore thou art you?

I don't think God could be bothered with something as archaic as letter writing.
I would expect telepathy or at least email.

Don't make me post the entire bible.



Ice, you know I would.

Ian, it would be a vaild argument as to the bible representing the "letter" from God.

TRON said:

:LOL:

Yeah... he has been known to project his thoughts directly into the minds of mentally ill people!

:LOL:

yamomma said:

I know, for a fact, that you would!

IceNine said:

I'm sorry. Pardon my erroneous ways, sir. But YOU ARE still going to hell.

Sincerely yours,

Chicken Grease

chickengrease said:

:LOL:

Going to hell is like going to Oz... both are fictious places in fairy tales!!!

IceNine said:

chickengrease said:

First: Learn to reply and quote properly.

Second: I enjoy a good fairy tale as much as the next guy.

Third:

IceNine,

First: Kiss the blackest part of my ass
Second: Go to hell and stay there.
Third:

chickengrease said:

First:
Second: :LOL:
Third: Come on... I'm just playing with you...
Fourth:

Imagine after you die and you find yourself burning in hell...in eternity, day after day, forever and forever...and you look up at Hell's monitor screen and you see the Jehovah Witness folks that knocked on your door and tried to witness to you, enjoying heaven..they are sitting underneath palm trees sipping on Holy Water... And you also see all of the bible thumpers you came across on earth enjoying heaven, sitting on the beach and telling jokes with Jesus and Moses. And suddenly hell's monitor screen burst into flames and everything goes dark, for enternity. You're all alone, burning by yourself, night after night...thats TORMENT.

AbucahX said:

I would prefer that to hanging around with a bunch of zealots all the time...

IceNine said:

Jokes are jokes. But playing around with God is NO JOKE.

You're lucky the spirit of the Lord is keeping me from wanting to put my foot knee-deep in your ass.

Peace to you and whoever your creator was.

chickengrease said:

That sounds very much like something that Jesus would say!

:LOL:

Come on now... think about what Jesus would do... would he put his foot knee-deep in someone's ass? I don't think so...

Maybe you should re-think your position.

:LOL:

Good point Ice!

vgallo6 said:

Thanks!

You always understand and make the best posts on religion... much respect to you.

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

IceNine said:

and sorry for breaking the rules of replying once again...

chickengrease said:

Note: I fixed the quote...

I feel the presence of electricity... could it be a lightning bolt? Could it be god???

Oh, nope... it is just electric potential of the human body.

Damn! I thought that I had a religious experience there for a moment.

chickengrease said:

:LOL:

I fixed it in my reply!

Being dumb isn't breaking the rules, chickengrease...

Funny how so many people think they know the emotions and will of God and pretend to care about the non-believing souls--when all they really want is to be "right" and the others to be "wrong"...

AbucahX said:

Imagine, AbucahX, that after you die God enlightens you to the fact that there is NO Hell. Imagine that you suddenly understand that Heaven and Hell are right here on Earth and are what you make of this life. Imagine that you comprehend that God is, and always has been, found inside of each and every one of us--no matter the religion or creed. Try to think of how it would feel to know that the only life lesson we humans were ever here to learn and act upon, is to love and be loved. That it's not about "saving" anyone, or recruiting, or judging who is worthy and who isn't--we are all equally as loveable, no matter what we say or do, or what religion we are (or are not).

Imagine all of that, AbucahX...