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PrintableSirPsycho said: FunkMistress said: 
Just fuck a goat, cowboy. is it really that much fun? No clue. I'm not the Super Sexual Adventurer bent on "breaking every sexual taboo." You're cute though, because all these things that you see as so "taboo" are probably major  to half the gay people in here.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: SirPsycho said: is it really that much fun? No clue. I'm not the Super Sexual Adventurer bent on "breaking every sexual taboo." You're cute though, because all these things that you see as so "taboo" are probably major to half the gay people in here. And straight people too! | |
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JustErin said: FunkMistress said: No clue. I'm not the Super Sexual Adventurer bent on "breaking every sexual taboo." You're cute though, because all these things that you see as so "taboo" are probably major to half the gay people in here. And straight people too! Okay?? I know he means well and isn't hurting anybody, but the whole "I am so SEXAY and sexually ADVENTUROUS and sexually SEXAY" act just makes him look so...young. Nothing wrong with that I suppose, but unless you are willing to, like, suck your uncle's cock while a Cher impersonator plucks each hair off your balls with chopsticks, you probably shouldn't go around claiming you're the Freak of the Century.
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said: And straight people too! Okay?? I know he means well and isn't hurting anybody, but the whole "I am so SEXAY and sexually ADVENTUROUS and sexually SEXAY" act just makes him look so...young. Nothing wrong with that I suppose, but unless you are willing to, like, suck your uncle's cock while a Cher impersonator plucks each hair off your balls with chopsticks, you probably shouldn't go around claiming you're the Freak of the Century.
my dear ladies, i never claimed to be the freak of the century ... and i know DAMN well, i shock NONE of ya'll...
i just like to talk about sex cuz i like sex and everybody can relate to it (not to mention responds to it)....besides, i dont mind being a clown as long i think its funny too
so free handjobs for everybody!  on me. | |
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truth be told, if i met you guys in person you'd probably be suprised by my demeanor. not that i wouldnt still speak freely about sex (warrented the listing party is cool wit it) but numerous other things would and do take precedence in my mind | |
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FunkMistress said: ..but unless you are willing to, like, suck your uncle's cock while a Cher impersonator plucks each hair off your balls with chopsticks, you probably shouldn't go around claiming you're the Freak of the Century.
 WHO TOLD Y.....
Oh...heh...that was just hypothetical, wasn't it?... | |
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Byron said: FunkMistress said: ..but unless you are willing to, like, suck your uncle's cock while a Cher impersonator plucks each hair off your balls with chopsticks, you probably shouldn't go around claiming you're the Freak of the Century.
WHO TOLD Y.....
Oh...heh...that was just hypothetical, wasn't it?... No. 
No, it wasn't. Please don't talk to me. You scare me.  The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: Byron said: WHO TOLD Y.....
Oh...heh...that was just hypothetical, wasn't it?... No.
No, it wasn't. Please don't talk to me. You scare me.
I can't tell you how many times I want to say this exact sentence to Dex. Actually, I think I may have said it to him. | |
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TheMistress said: Byron said: WHO TOLD Y.....
Oh...heh...that was just hypothetical, wasn't it?... No.
No, it wasn't. Please don't talk to me. You scare me. If Cher wasn't bothered, why should you be?  | |
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shanti0608 said: pardonme4livin said: Amaxx is right on... (I can't believe I am saying that...
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I spent a lot of my twenties and "early" thirties basically begging and being rejected... it made for some serious problems...lots of resentment on both parts...me for being turned away by my spouse..and her for me getting pissed off for not getting any... I'm over it now... Hate to say it but both you and your wife deserve more than that. It is no way to live.  How does my wife deserve more? Was I being unreasonable? | |
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pardonme4livin said: shanti0608 said: Hate to say it but both you and your wife deserve more than that. It is no way to live. How does my wife deserve more? Was I being unreasonable?No.. that is not what I am saying. Do you think she is happy living the way that she has been living? have you been living unhappily so she can be happy? Does she enjoy living without sex? Just throwing it out there.  | |
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are we even on topic anymore?
i couldn't bare read the rest of the thread 
anyway to answer the initial question (4 pages back) ..it's a long kiss and then this really hot 'come hither' look... he gets this fire in his eyes... and then the next thing i know, my clothes are off.
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Oh she just tells me she wants me.
Or she gives me that look. Or she just grabs what she wants. Usually we are already doing it.  | |
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Tremolina said: Oh she just tells me she wants me.
Or she gives me that look. Or she just grabs what she wants. Usually we are already doing it.  | |
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