I like the name Jana actually. But it's not so much ghetto as it is porn star fodder.

Anxiety said:

Imago said:

"im not doing thiisss todaayyyyy"

Christopher said:

One of my classmates in Chemistry was named Tatatani. TA TA TANI. She was having people call her 'Tata' until someone kindly pointed out that's code for tits. So it's TT, now.






oh, and

INSATIABLE said:

oh lawd have the mercy.i want to call her tata.was she polynesian?
TT is more ghetto fab anyways fits better on tee-shirts and hats.






















oh and ps

Anxiety said:

Of all the people I know, you're the one most likely to have a picture of an angry ham.

CarrieMpls said:

it's spider-ham!

Anxiety said:

oh

my


god.

CarrieMpls said:

at least its name isn't skylar.

Imago said:

TaTaLalicious

CarrieMpls said:

I was just trying to figure out what in thee world this was ~ I thought it was a really ugly wolf disguised as red~riding hood. It's been over thirty years since I've eaten ham so it has apparently disappeared from my memory bank.

Anxiety said:

ok, on with the topic of the thread. a friend of mine worked with a girl who named her child foshawn. because she had the baby fo' shawn.

CarrieMpls said:

dang

I've heard a lot of crazy ass names but " Sex Fruit" sure as hell took the cake!!

http://prince.org/msg/100/277185

Anxiety said:

ok, on with the topic of the thread. a friend of mine worked with a girl who named her child foshawn. because she had the baby fo' shawn.

CarrieMpls said:

you told us that already. if you had a baby named pete, would you name your second son re-pete? sheesh!

I know a woman that named her daughter Saiqua. It's pronouced say-kwah. And I used to work with a girl named Shamekela. (Sha-meek-a-la) I loved saying her name. But my favorite ghetto name is Daishiki. (die-she-kee)

I met this dude out here and he named his kid get this now.....













































































ALCATRAZ!!!!!

IAintTheOne said:

whyyyyy

My sister told me once while doing her clinicals in nursing school that a 15 yr old girl that was about to have a baby was naming her child..

Chlamydia. My sister asked her why she was going to name her that. The girl said she thought it sounded pretty. My sister told her it was an STD...She didn't name the child Chlamydia. Maybe Ghonorrhea?

Stymie said:

Or Joni!

j/k


My niece's name is Shayleigh. Awful. I told my sister-in-law I thought she should consider a name that wouldn't be constantly be misspelled (like mine and my brother's) and her response was, "Well my name is misspelled all the time, too." Her name is Stephanie.

That's not nice! Do you even know why my name is eaglebear? If not, ya better ask somebody.

horatio said:

How about Orangina, too?

ArielB said:

Christopher said:

My sister and I was saying this to eachother a few days ago.

Kashankashay!

It's not my favorite but when I hear "Ghetto Names" I automatically think of this.
[Edited 7/30/08 22:50pm]

KidaDynamite said:

Stop it!

Alizee!

paintedlady said:

I'm naming my child Champale, her middle name is going to be Pink.