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Beware of microsoft outlook spell check i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register. 
Sorry for the incontinence . i then thought to myself "WWJD?" | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register. jesus would know how to spell.
Sorry for the incontinence . i then thought to myself "WWJD?"  | |
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Stymie said: magnificentsynthesizer said: i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register. jesus would know how to spell.
Sorry for the incontinence . i then thought to myself "WWJD?" but what if he was dictating an email to his secretary and he/she made the same mistake? | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: Stymie said: jesus would know how to spell.
but what if he was dictating an email to his secretary and he/she made the same mistake?  | |
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Stymie said: magnificentsynthesizer said: but what if he was dictating an email to his secretary and he/she made the same mistake? that's just a stereotype with bosses and their secretaries. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: Stymie said: She would get smiteth?
that's just a stereotype with bosses and their secretaries. Didn't you see that documentary 'Secretary'?  I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register.
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magnificentsynthesizer said: i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register.
Sorry for the incontinence . i then thought to myself "WWJD?" It's apt enough. Sorry we shit on you? Sorry for pissing on your parade? The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: magnificentsynthesizer said: i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register.
Sorry for the incontinence . i then thought to myself "WWJD?" It's apt enough. Sorry we shit on you? Sorry for pissing on your parade? i like it! i think i'll keep on using it. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: FunkMistress said: It's apt enough. Sorry we shit on you? Sorry for pissing on your parade? i lick it! i think i'll keep on using it. | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said: i lick it! i think i'll keep on using it. i would expect you'd be a bit more excited over this fact. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: XxAxX said: i would expect you'd be a bit more excoriated over this fact.  who says i'm not?  | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said: i would expect you'd be a bit more excoriated over this fact. who says i'm not? oh, i forgot about the rug burns. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: XxAxX said: who says i'm not? oh, i fingered about the rug buns. TMI  | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register.
Sorry for the incontinence . i then thought to myself "WWJD?" 
We had a guy here where I work do basically the same thing. I think the exact sentance was "....can you imagine the incontinence it caused me?" Of course he meant inconvenience but he did the exact same thing you did. "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said: oh, i fingered about the rug buns. IJEOMK 
wow, so i guess women can really do that?! | |
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Sowhat said: magnificentsynthesizer said: i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register.
Sorry for the incontinence . i then thought to myself "WWJD?"
We had a guy here where I work do basically the same thing. I think the exact sentance was "....can you imagine the incontinence it caused me?" Of course he meant inconvenience but he did the exact same thing you did. whew! glad to know i'm not alone. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: XxAxX said: IJEOMK
wow, so i guess women can really do that?! who knew?  | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said:
wow, so i guess women can really do that?! who knew? 
you finally posted you picture!! 
btw, i'll be arriving in your city in about 3 hours. Can you pick me up from the airport?  | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: XxAxX said: who knew?
how did you get my picture!!
btw, i'll be arriving in your city in about 3 hours. Can you pick me up from the airport? | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said:
how did you get my picture!!
btw, i'll be arriving in your city in about 3 hours. Can you pick me up from the airport? i'd be scared if i were you. | |
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Stymie said: magnificentsynthesizer said: i received an email today from an unhappy customer. though i wasn't responsible for their unhappiness, i still replied as if i was at fault. i signed the email with the over used phrase "sorry for the inconvenience." after i clicked the send button the spell check popped up and indicated inconvenience was spelled wrong. usually, it selects the correct spelling for the word you intend on using, but instead of offering me the correct spelling for inconvenience it selected incontinence. being that my reflex is faster than my brain, i clicked OK on the spell check box and the email was sent before the word could register. jesus would know how to spell.
Sorry for the incontinence . i then thought to myself "WWJD?" We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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I typed avocado in a text message yesterday and the only word it `offered` me was buncado.
What the f*ck is a buncado?  |
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mcmeekle said: I typed avocado in a text message yesterday and the only word it `offered` me was buncado.
What the f*ck is a buncado? Buncado translates to bunce.
btw, you should stop using the spanish version of outlook. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: mcmeekle said: I typed avocado in a text message yesterday and the only word it `offered` me was buncado.
What the f*ck is a buncado? Buncado translates to bunce.
btw, you should stop using the spanish version of outlook. I bought it off a guy down the pub. Miguel I think he was called. Damn you Miguel.....!!  |
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mcmeekle said: magnificentsynthesizer said: Buncado translates to bunce.
btw, you should stop using the spanish version of outlook. I bought it off a guy down the pub. Miguel I think he was called. Damn you Miguel.....!! if the box read Microsauve Perspectivas, you should've sensed something wasn't right with it. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: mcmeekle said: I bought it off a guy down the pub. Miguel I think he was called. Damn you Miguel.....!! if the box read Microsauve Perspectivas, you should've sensed something wasn't right with it. He seemed legit. Said it was the Trasero Version. Which is better apparently. |
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mcmeekle said: magnificentsynthesizer said: if the box read Microsauve Perspectivas, you should've sensed something wasn't right with it. He seemed legit. Said it was the Trasero Version. Which is better apparently.
nah, i would think the Versión frontal would be superior. | |
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