Paris9748430 said:

Big Co-sign on Wesley, he's got to have the most porno quotes of all time, he never shuts up. Here's some of his quotes that always make me laugh:

"Turn That Head On It"- He says this almost everytime he's getting a BJ, he even guides some of the ladies heads for that turn LOL!!!

"Make It Nasty" - He says this at least ten times during every scene of his I've peeped.

"Can I Call You Nigga Booty?" - LMAO!! He says this to almost any Big Butt Chic he's fucking. One time he was fucking this BAAAD!!! Spanish chic and he asked that question, she says no and then he says "I Don't Know Why Not, Only Guys That Wanna Hit This Ass Is Niggas" The girl even had to laugh at that one.

"Slow And Nasty" - He says this alot while getting Head and when the chic is in cowgirl.

"fuck"

I forget which movie it was in.

Sweeny79 said:

"yeah girl, I know you want these balls in yo ass"

he then proceeds to indeed put his balls in her ass as she stands on her head

Another funny Wesley Pipes quote happens when the girl he's working with is giving him "Dry" head, he'll say: "I Like Spit On My Dick"

Mars23 said:

k lets twist a bit,

lame as storyline, which has been brought up before.







beware of the bed mattress.

evenstar3 said:

it was quite amusing

Tommy: 'Fuck, baby.....I love you!'

Pam (before deepthroating Tommy's tool in the car): 'Mommy's a happy camper!'

A football player is sitting alone in the locker room.A sexy cheerleader walks in and asks him "Have you seen my pom poms?" He says "No" and she replies "Would you like to?"

I can't recall if this is from a real porno that I saw,or if was some kind of parody,but it's funny.

Cannot believe I forgot this. For DiminutiveRocker, Shorty, Shausler, et al.:


"Oh, yeah...droppin' fuckin' loads!"

He's just a peasant. He doesn't even know who Venus is

I don't watch porn...and I had no idea much talking goes on besides the essential moans and groans.

JuliePurplehead said:

The quote or having your ass eaten out?

Should we adjourn to the drawing room..... and fuck?

ThirdandFinal said:

Oh, CHRISTOPHER! Oh, baby! Oh, SHIT!!!

FunkMistress said:

damn it, don't air our business on this site!!!!!

JerseyKRS said:

I was about to ask her if she was quoting herself or Under The Cherry Moon.

sextonseven said:

"I'm a bad man in a bad place. Do you know where I am? I'M IN YOUR ASS!!"

NDRU said:

People say such crazy shit to each other when they're fucking.

NDRU said:

For some reason I imagine the guy calling the woman on her phone and telling her this.

I remember a Ron Jeremy porn from when I was in high school. It was the "Madams Family" and he was banging "Cousin Tit" and kept saying:


"I'm getting some pussy and it feels good!"


That shit still makes me

JerseyKRS said:

I saw that movie! But it was the edited cable version so I missed all the good parts.

sextonseven said:

We used to break that one out when there were chicks at the party.

JerseyKRS said:

Ace said:

He played "Uncle Pester" of course.

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

And then she hangs up and says, "I was wondering who was me in the ass. It's you!"

I should write porn.

sextonseven said: