Was it boring?

Was it offensive?


What made it the worse book you ever read?




The worse book I ever read, I don't even remember the tittle to.
I just saw it at the book store back in 1992 or so.


It was a sci-fi story about these folks who lived on a completely aquatic planet, on these floating island thingies.

There was a preacher who came from earth, and some eccentric characters. They all were sailing on a boat to the north pole of this planet or some weird shit like that.

Basically they get attacked by all manner of things and in the very end it's determined that the planet is alive (like Gia), and in order for them to stop being attacked by the planet they have to surrender to it's hive mind--or some weird shit like that. It was stupid.
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ZombieKitten said:

Hey, that's fun to do.

Yes, Byron is definitely online.

psychodelicide said:

you have to make Byron

and then be afraid at how hard this is with someone you've seen lots of times, imagine how inaccurate for those who caught a fleeting glimpse of someone only

ZombieKitten said:

Was online

Ocean said:

You're not making him leave like you made althom leave are you?

Imago said:

I'll get him back ..hang on...(not althom ..it's peaceful)

Ocean said:

you need to put Coca-Cola in the title and fill the thread with spider photos

ZombieKitten said:

Is Muse, coke, an Byron Pepsi?



wait, nevermind. I don't want to go there. I misstep in the coke/pepsi wars can get a motherfucker in trouble.

He's back

Ocean said:

Yeah, she did (and it was peaceful lol)...she didn't tell me about this thread, though, until you changed the title lol ...

ZombieKitten said:

No he doesn't ...(the spiders, I mean. Not the Coke. Post away with the Coke )

ZombieKitten said:

Ok, this thing doesn't have my hair ...

Byron said:

Ocean said:

Did you forget the "not Althom...it's peaceful" part of your post? lol

And here's me, with some weird hair plopped on my head ...

Byron said:

I thought u were saying it was peacefull until I told u to get back to the org

Slightly more realistic hair ...

Byron said:

I tried to make my husband with the same beard and eyes

ZombieKitten said:

Hopefully he turned out better than I did ...

Byron said:

actually no

Byron said:

oooh well done...I wouldn't know where to begin

Apparently the worst book anyone has read features a lot of shitty pictures of me lol ...

Ocean said:

david blaine!

i read a whole bunch of bad books and enjoyed them all. i refer, of course, to the immortal Doc Savage books by Kenneth Robeson.

The Bible was the worst book I ever read. Cuz even age 12 I realised this book caused so many deaths and it is total drivel. Amazing people still use this to base their lives on.

The prose of Dan Brown's 'The Da Vinci Code' is amongst the worst I've ever read.

Bonfire of the Vanities. People kept raving about how great it was and I just couldn't get into it.