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Thread started 07/18/08 12:42am

funkpill

A Drunken Man Walks Into A Biker Bar

Sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table,
leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says.....
















'Grandpa, Go home! You're drunk. confused
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Reply #1 posted 07/18/08 12:43am

AndGodCreatedM
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lol
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Reply #2 posted 07/18/08 12:43am

shanti0608

giggle


Happy Friday Funkpill!
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Reply #3 posted 07/18/08 12:48am

paintedlady

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lol
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Reply #4 posted 07/18/08 12:51am

FuNkeNsteiN

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lol
It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.

- Lammastide
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Reply #5 posted 07/18/08 12:54am

InsatiableCrea
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falloff falloff falloff
cream.
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Reply #6 posted 07/18/08 2:45am

Serious

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lol
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #7 posted 07/18/08 4:11am

wildgoldenhone
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I thought it was gonna be his grandpa. giggle

Cute joke!
lol
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Reply #8 posted 07/18/08 10:18am

superspaceboy

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I was figuring that was the punchline! lol

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #9 posted 07/18/08 10:58am

PurpleJedi

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lol
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #10 posted 07/18/08 1:50pm

morningsong

lol
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Reply #11 posted 07/18/08 4:39pm

Cinnie

lol
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