Obviously not me

mdiver said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/276498

This was quite funny.

ON BEING A WOMAN (may 30, 2006)

Cavalier Prologue:

On this day I had my friend Kathy Light pick me up for paying bills and such...
OK where first? she asked convincingly concerned for the outcome, of course she had a twinkle in her eye.
The grocery store where i can buy some diapers
What? You don't need any diapers!
Yes I do! TODAY i need some diapers!
So we DID go to the grocery store and went towards the diaper isle...
Oh YEAH! I need some tampons too!
She grabbed my arm, Seven, what are the t...?
Well women are always waa waaing that a guy wont buy any tampons, so I'm gonna save them today! We stopped in the aisle, ...which one's the best? Do you know?
Kathy Light put her sunglasses on her nose and looked over them at me and grinned, Oh... I suppose these one's with Power Glide are supposed to be good.
Then that's what I want to buy!
I picked up the box and peered closer at the box while she waved in the air or something and howled, I don't want to have anything to do with this SEVEN, you're crazy!
I put on the mock serious face, Better crazy than stupid!
Oh, God! Let's get out of here... brouhaha
Right then a man of about sixty or so wandered into the aisle, so of course i whirled around from my leaving direction and said really loud while shoving the box of tampons into the man's hand... Hey! Are these any good? They come HIGHLY recommended!
The man stood stunned as he focused on the box then laughed I'm not really qualified to give a definitive answer on th....aha
I pointed on the box... I heard ELECTROGLIDE is the best!
He laughed and I whirled around.. Hey! Didn't you...?
Kathy Light, an aisle over was heard chuckling, Shit Seven! I'm not in this, I'm not even gonna stand near you if this is what you're going to do all day!
After I purchased the package of diapers and tampons I related a story to Kathy Light in the car...

The other day I had embarked on this long walk through the city.... as usual, to be prepared for any eventuality that I might have to suddenly go swimming...
She laughed and injected, Of course
Anyways! I was wearing my swim shorts under some very nice bone white Haggar slacks. After an hour or so i realized that i was becoming uncomfortable in the slacks. The swim shorts have an elastic band around each leg and if they catch a certain way, the rubbers will start to chafe the inside of your legs... it was uncomfortable but doable. After the second hour though, i went to the bathroom and found that when i had looked in the bathroom for damage, there was a light red color in the swim shorts basket it seems the rubbers had broke the skin) so i decided to take a nap beside the library i was working in. No longer than fifteen minutes later a woman came out and asked me if i was ok... i said sure... and she walked away. So i trudged for another seven or so miles and realized i felt my thighs had swollen from the chaffing! So I went to a gas station restroom and decided to look further and to wash up.... my swim shorts were swimming in blood! My skin was raw and to my HORROR... my white slacks were stained with about six inches of blood! Kathy! I had been SPOTTING and didn't even know iiii... suddenly i had become quiet...
Kathy Light was laughing! Seven... is there ANYTHING that happens with you that's NORMAL?

Right then I told her I needed to go to the bank... after the transaction through the drive-thru tube was completed, i told her to please retrieve the tube for one other thing i wanted to send through I just realized I'm possibly the first man to really experience the embarrassment of spotting. I was walking throughout the city with those pants like that! I then placed a brand new pamper in the tube and sent it to the cashier. We can go now.

cheers!
s=v=n s+v~n(sq2) 7.

other blogs can be read at http://www.myspace.com/7e7e7

by the way... this story... is absolutely and completely TRUE

G0d said:

Not my best work, i am a little rusty

Wait....are u trying to tell me orgers actually have a sense of humor???






Surley u jest?


It's not possible

FUCK YOU!!!!!

abierman said:

chillichocaholic said:

abierman said:

I'll orgnote him Abierman. He's not right now.

abierman said:

G0d said:

dude, he's sitting on his knees underneath my desk right now.....ofcourse he's not online!
[Edited 7/17/08 2:40am]

abierman said:

Well he's "on" something alright

abierman said:

Enjoy your Hamster-Experience!

Gerbils do it better

Damn!

I posted again in a G0d's thread

PANDURITO said:

Richard Gere??

chillichocaholic said:

That copycat

PANDURITO said:

U shouldnt have shown him in the first place

7e7e7 said:

I didn't read it.

pandy!

no lemmings for you

I think that Christopher and Anxiety are hilarious.

In no particular order....

Christopher
Me (of course)
2the9s
littlemissg
Anxeity
DanceWme
The Witches of Orgwick (InsatiableCream, Alej, protoge)
roodboi
Deja
Haystack
Calounsq



...actually I'll stop there cause there are quite a few others that will make me laugh.

G0d said:

Funny in the head?

Cuz that would be you.

Someone said on Non-Prince Music that Nirvana was better than Night Ranger.

Funniest thing I've heard all year!

Imago said:

Fuck you Dan

FunkMistress said:

There's no way I'm going to read all that. Does this look like ShortNovel.Org?

mdiver said:

OMG, that was the WORM, not the GATOR. Dan is obviously stricken with a huge case of Unfunky White Man's Disease.

The gator is this:



The gator is at 2:41. I am a frat boy, so you can trust me on this.