There were 3 Roaches that slept in the bathroom. One slept in the Bathtub, One slept in the Face bowel and one slept in the Toilet. The next morning they shared there experiences on how they slept...

Roach 1 who slept in the bathtub said he slept just fine
Roach 2 who slept in the face bowl said he slept just fine
Roach 3 who slept in the toilet said it went like this "first it got dark, then it started raining, then it started thundering, if it hadn’t been 4 that brown log I would have drown"

I can't, I spent all my joke-power for the evening.

I never remember jokes.....people who do are boring!

abierman said:

Pay up

Steadwood said:

If ya don't I'll post a picture of a Troll

Steadwood said:

I'm right!

abierman said:

Steadwood said:

Wait!... In some instances you might be right

time to go.....

I know it's not my birthday, but can someone buy me this t-shirt.

Please ?

on the first day of high school, the teacher noticed that several students wre not in class. the first missing student came in and was asked by the teacher, "why are you late for class?" the student replied "i was waiting for my turn on the train on cherry hill." several more males came in, and they all had the same response. lastly, a young girl came in and the teacher asked the new student what her name was, and she replied, "Cherry Hill"

pennylover said:

ah...that is the oldest joke
...still funny tho




A farmer was talking to his wife and he grabbed one of her breasts. he said, "honey if we could get milk out of this, we can get rid of the cow."

He grabbed her down below, then he said, "honey, if we could get eggs out of here, we could get rid of the chicken..."

The wife grabbed the farmer in the nads and said, "honey, if i could get this on hard, we can get rid of your brother....."

A man said to his wife:

I have come up with a new system of asking if you want to have sex. When we are in bed I will stroke your left breast to ask if you want to have sex. If the answer is yes then pull my dick once. If the answer is no, then pull my dick 100 times.

What did one cannibal say to the other as they were eating a clown?




"...Hey...does this taste funny to you...?"

Teacher: What is a cannibal?
Julia: Dunno, Miss!
Teacher: Now THINK Julia, what would you be if you ate your mum and dad?
Julia: An orphan, Miss!!

One day in a Convent, the Mother Superior orders all 100 nuns into the courtyard for a meeting.

Mother Superior: "Sisters, I have terrible news to relay to you. Last night the sanctity of our cherished grounds was violated by an intruder."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "Furthermore, it has come to my attention that this intruder was a male, with carnal intentions for you."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "However, the local police precinct called to say that a suspect was apprehended this morning, and he confesed to breaking in and commiting a lewd act with one of our own."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And furthermore, the chief of police felt it necessary to inform us that the perpetrator also stated that in the middle of his devious act, his condom broke."
99 sisters: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"
1 sister: "Ooooh noooo."

.....steal it...

PurpleJedi said:

Everyday a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore so she takes her complaint to the supervisor of the Personnel Department. She asks to file a sexual harassment complaint against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled and asks; "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies; "It's Keith. The midget."

What do you call a pregnant virgin????





























A fucking liar...

The groom told his bride if she wants sex just pull his weenie once & if she doesn't want sex pull it a couple hundred times.


"Daddy, what's a transvestite?"
"Shut up and unhook my bra!"


What's the difference between a slut & a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.


What the difference between your wife & taxes?
Your taxes suck.


How is your mother like bubble gum?
5 cents a blow.


How is your mother like a vacuum cleaner?
She loves to suck & blow & get laid in the closet.


What do soybeans & vibrators have in common?
Both are meat substitutes.


What's 12 inches long and white?
Nothing.