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Thread started 07/06/08 3:16pm

pennylover

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Share a Joke

There were 3 Roaches that slept in the bathroom. One slept in the Bathtub, One slept in the Face bowel and one slept in the Toilet. The next morning they shared there experiences on how they slept...

Roach 1 who slept in the bathtub said he slept just fine
Roach 2 who slept in the face bowl said he slept just fine
Roach 3 who slept in the toilet said it went like this "first it got dark, then it started raining, then it started thundering, if it hadn’t been 4 that brown log I would have drown" lol
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Reply #1 posted 07/06/08 3:57pm

superman

confused
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Reply #2 posted 07/06/08 4:03pm

BlueZebra

I can't, I spent all my joke-power for the evening.
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Reply #3 posted 07/06/08 4:05pm

abierman

I never remember jokes.....people who do are boring! nod
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Reply #4 posted 07/06/08 4:14pm

Steadwood

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abierman said:

I never remember jokes.....people who do are boring! nod




Pay up deal


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Reply #5 posted 07/06/08 4:17pm

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Steadwood said:

abierman said:

I never remember jokes.....people who do are boring! nod




Pay up deal


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If ya don't I'll post a picture of a Troll nod


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Reply #6 posted 07/06/08 4:17pm

abierman

Steadwood said:

abierman said:

I never remember jokes.....people who do are boring! nod




Pay up deal


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blahblah

I'm right! nod
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Reply #7 posted 07/06/08 4:20pm

Steadwood

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abierman said:

Steadwood said:





Pay up deal


smile



blahblah

I'm right! nod


hmph! troll


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Reply #8 posted 07/06/08 4:24pm

Steadwood

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Steadwood said:

abierman said:




blahblah

I'm right! nod


hmph! troll


smile


Wait!... In some instances you might be right confused




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Reply #9 posted 07/06/08 4:28pm

abierman

time to go.....yawn


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Reply #10 posted 07/06/08 4:56pm

BlueZebra

I know it's not my birthday, but can someone buy me this t-shirt.

Please ?

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Reply #11 posted 07/06/08 5:03pm

Fury

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on the first day of high school, the teacher noticed that several students wre not in class. the first missing student came in and was asked by the teacher, "why are you late for class?" the student replied "i was waiting for my turn on the train on cherry hill." several more males came in, and they all had the same response. lastly, a young girl came in and the teacher asked the new student what her name was, and she replied, "Cherry Hill" lol
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Reply #12 posted 07/06/08 5:18pm

KidaSaurusRx

pennylover said:

There were 3 Roaches that slept in the bathroom. One slept in the Bathtub, One slept in the Face bowel and one slept in the Toilet. The next morning they shared there experiences on how they slept...

Roach 1 who slept in the bathtub said he slept just fine
Roach 2 who slept in the face bowl said he slept just fine
Roach 3 who slept in the toilet said it went like this "first it got dark, then it started raining, then it started thundering, if it hadn’t been 4 that brown log I would have drown" lol



ah...that is the oldest joke rolleyes
...still funny tho lol




A farmer was talking to his wife and he grabbed one of her breasts. he said, "honey if we could get milk out of this, we can get rid of the cow."

He grabbed her down below, then he said, "honey, if we could get eggs out of here, we could get rid of the chicken..."

The wife grabbed the farmer in the nads and said, "honey, if i could get this on hard, we can get rid of your brother....." evillol
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Reply #13 posted 07/06/08 7:06pm

rave777

A man said to his wife:

I have come up with a new system of asking if you want to have sex. When we are in bed I will stroke your left breast to ask if you want to have sex. If the answer is yes then pull my dick once. If the answer is no, then pull my dick 100 times.


falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #14 posted 07/06/08 7:15pm

PurpleJedi

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What did one cannibal say to the other as they were eating a clown?




"...Hey...does this taste funny to you...?"
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #15 posted 07/06/08 7:18pm

ZombieKitten

Teacher: What is a cannibal?
Julia: Dunno, Miss!
Teacher: Now THINK Julia, what would you be if you ate your mum and dad?
Julia: hmmm An orphan, Miss!!
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Reply #16 posted 07/06/08 7:45pm

PurpleJedi

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One day in a Convent, the Mother Superior orders all 100 nuns into the courtyard for a meeting.

Mother Superior: "Sisters, I have terrible news to relay to you. Last night the sanctity of our cherished grounds was violated by an intruder."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "Furthermore, it has come to my attention that this intruder was a male, with carnal intentions for you."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "However, the local police precinct called to say that a suspect was apprehended this morning, and he confesed to breaking in and commiting a lewd act with one of our own."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And furthermore, the chief of police felt it necessary to inform us that the perpetrator also stated that in the middle of his devious act, his condom broke."
99 sisters: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"
1 sister: "Ooooh noooo."
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #17 posted 07/08/08 1:49pm

KidaSaurusRx



.....steal it...giggle
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Reply #18 posted 07/08/08 2:16pm

superman

PurpleJedi said:

One day in a Convent, the Mother Superior orders all 100 nuns into the courtyard for a meeting.

Mother Superior: "Sisters, I have terrible news to relay to you. Last night the sanctity of our cherished grounds was violated by an intruder."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "Furthermore, it has come to my attention that this intruder was a male, with carnal intentions for you."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "However, the local police precinct called to say that a suspect was apprehended this morning, and he confesed to breaking in and commiting a lewd act with one of our own."
99 sisters: "Ooooh noooo."
1 sister: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And furthermore, the chief of police felt it necessary to inform us that the perpetrator also stated that in the middle of his devious act, his condom broke."
99 sisters: "Hee! Hee! Hee!"
1 sister: "Ooooh noooo."



lol
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Reply #19 posted 07/12/08 10:01am

PurpleJedi

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Everyday a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore so she takes her complaint to the supervisor of the Personnel Department. She asks to file a sexual harassment complaint against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled and asks; "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies; "It's Keith. The midget."
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #20 posted 07/12/08 10:09am

roodboi

What do you call a pregnant virgin????





























A fucking liar...
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Reply #21 posted 07/12/08 11:26am

JuliePurplehea
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The groom told his bride if she wants sex just pull his weenie once & if she doesn't want sex pull it a couple hundred times.


"Daddy, what's a transvestite?"
"Shut up and unhook my bra!"


What's the difference between a slut & a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.


What the difference between your wife & taxes?
Your taxes suck.


How is your mother like bubble gum?
5 cents a blow.


How is your mother like a vacuum cleaner?
She loves to suck & blow & get laid in the closet.


What do soybeans & vibrators have in common?
Both are meat substitutes.


What's 12 inches long and white?
Nothing.
Shake it til ya make it dancing jig
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