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oh my GOD, where has this been all my life??? (NSFW - Innocent yet bared bootay within) | |
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All those bootays and not one dimple  | |
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paintedlady said: All those bootays and not one dimple
i was too stunned by all that ass to notice!  | |
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| what will they think of next Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antenna. Do you read me Lieutenant Bowie, I said do you read me...Lieutenant Bowie | |
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WOW! I loved seeing the faces behind the asses!
That thing is amazing. The heated seat and remote control are worth it alone. | |
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I want one! But the website is only for the US. | |
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applekisses said: WOW! I loved seeing the faces behind the asses!
That thing is amazing. The heated seat and remote control are worth it alone. The butts and faces do not match... the black woman has short hair and the black butt has a long haired woman.  | |
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paintedlady said: applekisses said: WOW! I loved seeing the faces behind the asses!
That thing is amazing. The heated seat and remote control are worth it alone. The butts and faces do not match... the black woman has short hair and the black butt has a long haired woman. 
OMG...at first I thought you were just being funny, but it's true! That's false ass-vertising! [Edited 7/8/08 21:41pm] | |
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applekisses said: paintedlady said: The butts and faces do not match... the black woman has short hair and the black butt has a long haired woman.
OMG...at first I thought you were just being funny, but it's true! That's false ass-vertising! [Edited 7/8/08 21:41pm] IMA saying?!  LMAO @ false ass-vertising. | |
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applekisses said: WOW! I loved seeing the faces behind the asses!
That thing is amazing. The heated seat and remote control are worth it alone. Especially during the cold winter months, that heated seat would be nice  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Anxiety said:  You want the org to draw a happy face on your ass? Its a hell of a lot cheaper! | |
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Pussies!! 
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Anxiety said: You want the org to draw a happy face on your ass? Its a hell of a lot cheaper!so is that all it does? puts a smilie on your hinie? | |
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I'm a little confused and afraid to turn on the volume. Anx, a NSFW would have been nice.
So, it sprays warm water all over your goodies and gives you a blow dry wand to dry all up afterward? AND makes your booty smile? | |
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starkitty said: I'm a little confused and afraid to turn on the volume. Anx, a NSFW would have been nice.
So, it sprays warm water all over your goodies and gives you a blow dry wand to dry all up afterward? AND makes your booty smile? it spray paints a face on your ass | |
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Put me down for 3. | |
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starkitty said: Put me down for 3.
I can do it for you, it's cheaper bend over. do you like glitter paint? | |
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yes, but can it bring me to joy too ?? | |
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XxAxX said: yes, but can it bring me to joy too ??
if you TOUCH IT, you'll EXPLODE. | |
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applekisses said: paintedlady said: The butts and faces do not match... the black woman has short hair and the black butt has a long haired woman.
OMG...at first I thought you were just being funny, but it's true! That's false ass-vertising! [Edited 7/8/08 21:41pm] why is there only ONE man ass in that line-up? men want happy ass too. trust me on this. | |
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Anxiety said: XxAxX said: yes, but can it bring me to joy too ??
if you TOUCH IT, you'll EXPLODE. sold!!!!  | |
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thought naked man's ass was not allowed on this site. because i really would like you to see this:
 yes SIR! | |
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Anxiety said: XxAxX said: yes, but can it bring me to joy too ??
if you TOUCH IT, you'll EXPLODE.  x 1000  | |
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Butt who's got a power outlet right beside their toilet? My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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NDRU said: Butt who's got a power outlet right beside their toilet?
so i'll buy extension cords.  | |
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Anxiety said: NDRU said: Butt who's got a power outlet right beside their toilet?
so i'll buy extension cords. I suppose a long extension cord & some careful stapling could do the trick My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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I could not keep from laughing, even though I am at work, pretending to be reading the notes from yesterdays staff meeting.  | |
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 I am already quite clean. Is there a cheaper model that'd just help me out on the happy?
On second thought, I'm good. I don't think I'd be into the special wand thingy administering... er... "happiness" to me. [Edited 7/9/08 13:21pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Jimmy Kimmel said he got something like this for Adam Carolla, because Adam had complained that wiping was "like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet". | |
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Anxiety said: applekisses said:
OMG...at first I thought you were just being funny, but it's true! That's false ass-vertising! [Edited 7/8/08 21:41pm] why is there only ONE man ass in that line-up? men want happy ass too. trust me on this. Exactly!!! More man asses please! | |
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