JessieJ said:

SHENANIGANS!!!!!

There are so many good looking folks here that it would be tough to single out just one.

But, probably pardonme4livin.

pardonme4livin said:

You know Dude, Where's My Car is one of my favorites stupid movies?

pardonme4livin said:

You ass

pardonme4livin said:

You know Dude, Where's My Car is one of my favorites stupid movies?

I would have to say pardonme4livin

Stymie said:

Imago said:

broken record.....

abierman said:

Most of the orgers logged in at this hour are American. If you keep repeating things, they eventually believe it. I mean, that strategy worked for George Bush.

abierman said:

Most of the orgers logged in at this hour are American. If you keep repeating things, they eventually believe it. I mean, that strategy worked for George Bush.

No one.


I already am banging someone I happen to like quite a lot.

I would have to say pardonme4livin

I dunno if I wanna bang them but I would be willing to find out if I really wanted to with:

violator
ufoclub
mars23

and if I knew what a few others looked like, I would probably have a longer list. by at least forty.

JustErin said:

hokie said:

SHENANIGANS!!!!!

we've already discussed this a little, but here's how it would work:

if it were the end of the world, and the only survivors left were fauxie, kirstie alley and myself, i would without hesitation bang fauxie before kirstie alley.

HOWEVER.

this would be after:

a) an obligatory and non-negotiable period of sex-free mourning, which could take at least a year (and you can't forget that i'd have access to all the liquor stores in the world, so i could really stretch the mourning process out);

b) a post-mourning trip to a Real Doll factory, where i'd scour the warehouses in search of a sufjan stevens lookalike model. Oh, keep your minds out of the gutter, it would be like that Lars movie. I'd get him pretty outfits and sit him at my kitchen table and we'd play UNO and listen to Tammy Wynette records together;

c) when I've banged Real-Sufjan to a rubbery nub, I would then head for Madame Tussaud's wax museum, powerdrill in hand, in search of suitable wax loving. At this point I'd probably be so demented I'd go a week with a wax Joan Rivers, or until her leg snapped off or something.

d) another year of mortified celibacy, which would occur upon reflection of my post-apocalyptic sex life.

After that point, I'd be all "hey, sure, time to figure out how to get to Thailand and bang Fauxie."

Of course, at this point Kirstie Alley would have caught wind of my existence and she would have surely kidnapped me in a burlap potato sack and trapped me in her own personal Thunderdome. I don't even want to speculate what would happen to me then.

So I'm just saying that in an end-of-the-world scenario, if it were just me and Fauxie and a deranged has-been actress, well...I'd hit that somewhere within a decade.

And I mean that in kind of a tender way.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I've been told by an fellow-orger that you were freaked out by me before you met me.....you thought I was some porn-crazed fool with a loud mouth..... ....I guess he was right about me being porn-crazed!

abierman said:

Uhhhhh I recall asking of you as I knew virtually nothing of you prior to meeting you however, that has been grandly exaggerated in a style only the Dutch do best.

and you were hot and sweet and fantastic. What a fab friend I have in you!

I dunno if I wanna bang them but I would be willing to find out if I really wanted to with:

violator
ufoclub
mars23

and if I knew what a few others looked like, I would probably have a longer list.