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Sara Recently Lost Her Husband She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. 'Eugene, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!' She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, 'Eugene, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!' Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, 'Eugene, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!' Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, 'Eugene, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes!'  | |
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 With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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HAPPY FRIDAY funkpill! | |
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| Happy Friday I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09  | |
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happy 4th my dear funky wunky!   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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I thought this was going to be about an orger's husband.  | |
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wildgoldenhoney said:
I thought this was going to be about an orger's husband. I was thinking the same.
Cute joke Funkpill! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Good one, fuhpeezymuhneezy!  Happy 4th!! And no...we didn't go to the Taste today for the cookout, after 7 people got shot last night down there. I swear, you can't have fun in Chi anymore.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Good one, fuhpeezymuhneezy! Happy 4th!! And no...we didn't go to the Taste today for the cookout, after 7 people got shot last night down there. I swear, you can't have fun in Chi anymore. you are lucky pill that Noim has to go or else this would be a threadjack. [Edited 7/4/08 20:31pm] | |
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noimageatall said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Good one, fuhpeezymuhneezy! Happy 4th!! And no...we didn't go to the Taste today for the cookout, after 7 people got shot last night down there. I swear, you can't have fun in Chi anymore.   With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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at joke
at Noimageatall post
 seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Good one, fuhpeezymuhneezy! Happy 4th!! And no...we didn't go to the Taste today for the cookout, after 7 people got shot last night down there. I swear, you can't have fun in Chi anymore. you are lucky pill that Noim has to go or else this would be a threadjack. [Edited 7/4/08 20:31pm] Sorry....jacked. 
http://www.chicagotribune...9614.story First "Taste" I missed in years. I'm getting sick of the guns and violence. I need funk's jokes just to keep me sane.
Facing the third shooting near Taste in five years, in a summer that already has seen an uptick in homicides, Chicago police officials moved quickly Friday to assure residents that the event was still a safe place to eat and celebrate the 4th of July.  uh-huh
Courtney Thomas, 19, of the 500 block of South Wood Street died of gunshot wounds to the arm and chest, authorities said.
Three other people nearby were injured. A 17-year-old boy suffered a gunshot wound to the arm; a 15-year-old boy suffered a graze wound to the head, possibly from a bullet; and another 15-year-old was shot in the buttocks. Robinson said he and his fiance took safety precautions, avoiding big crowds of teens while they ate. They noticed the increased police presence, and lamented the need. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said:[quote] paintedlady said: Robinson said he and his fiance took safety precautions, avoiding big crowds of teens while they ate. They noticed the increased police presence, and lamented the need.
Sad when the ones doing the shootings are just kids themselves.  | |
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funkpill said: She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. 'Eugene, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!' She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, 'Eugene, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!' Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, 'Eugene, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!' Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, 'Eugene, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes!'
I missed this on Friday. | |
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So she started sucking on the ashes??...Gross! | |
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 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Byron said: So she started sucking on the ashes??...Gross!
I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: Byron said: So she started sucking on the ashes??...Gross!
Co-sign!! Leave it to Byron to not miss that detail.
I missed you Byron... glad you're back! | |
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paintedlady said: PurpleRighteous1 said: Co-sign!! Leave it to Byron to not miss that detail.
I missed you Byron... glad you're back! I was missed!!  | |
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Byron said: paintedlady said: Co-sign!! Leave it to Byron to not miss that detail.
I missed you Byron... glad you're back! I was missed!! Yes sir you and your sexay waffles  | |
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paintedlady said: Byron said: I was missed!! Yes sir you and your sexay waffles Oh yeah...waffles...  | |
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