YEA, a high concept thread sure to fail. It is my effort to help JustErin feel better about her terrible thread.

I'll start.


JustErin

Sensitive and luxurious, with a great body. I would enjoy it in my mouth for a long time.

good jeezus

Anxiety is like a yummy burrito. Full of flavor and variety. It goes down well and is very satisfying. But the next day it comes back to haunt you.

Mars23 said:

It sounds like ur talking about a bottle of wine

Anxiety said:

FUCK THIS SHIT

Jess is like salsa. Hot, spicy, fiery, and full of flavor.


Moni is like a piece of cake. Sugary sweet.

JustErin's like four pieces of cake.


No wait. JustErin likes four pieces of cake.

Hokie is like chocolate ice cream. Fun to lick, especially when a bit melted.

hokie said:

but seriously:

Fauxie said:

She is so going to kick your ass.

Anxiety said:

You don't like my culinary description of you?

Ivy:

The heat is intimidating, but after the initial pain, a very satisfying experience.

Stymie is like a bull's testicles. You want to eat it, but you're scared.


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Stymie is like chili...if you aren't careful it will KICK YOUR ASS.

Stymie said:

Stymie's like pies.

I like to have my fingers in as many pies as possible.

hokie said:

Hokie is like a great big bag of Ruffles - you can't eat just one!








Oh, wait - I meant Ruffles with Olestra. You eat a bunch of em, then suddenly your colon is a flume ride.

Anxiety said:

You're a nut!

oh my fucking god.

Kevin: tastes great, less filling.

Ariel: Eat him now, hungry in half an hour.

Jill: i gain ten pounds just looking at her.

Fauxie said:

i can't breathe.

Stymie said:

I apologize for this thread. I didn't understand the power I was unleashing.

In other news me and the dog were playing and butted heads. His mouth was wide open so essentially he chomped on my entire forehead.

Do with that what you will.

Mars23 said:

are you okay?

I'm listening to a tribute to george right now and they just played the section in your signature.

Ariel is like my favorite dessert. I can eat him over and over and over again and I never get sick of him.

Anx is like lemon sorbet. Ice cold and dairy-free, a little bitter, and gay.

Fauxie said:

Well, if Anx is lemon sorbet then Dan is rainbow sherbet.
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Stymie said:

I'm great. I am DVRing the whole tribute, but watched up until Iron Chef came on. Since I was watching Carlin, I'm 1/2 way through a bottle of Grey Goose and just popped some wine. I feel great!

Hokie is like chocolate cake. I don't feel guilty for stuffing my face in it, because it's sooo good