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20 worse things to say in a wedding speech .
1. ..the bride has finally found mr right after bedding over 200 mr wrongs.. (honest, last week a dude said this at a Nigerian wedding in East London, I was like..  , then I went and tried 2 get some from the slut bride when no1 was lookin'  )Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted?  ...was it u?  | |
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FUCK YOU PRINCE | |
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2. She has some nerve wearing a white wedding gown. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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In the wedding tape for my friends' parents' wedding, you can see the Grooms' mama saying "She's a bitch" in reference to the bride.  | |
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3. "Here's to hoping you have a real solid prenup!" | |
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JuliePurplehead said: 2. She has some nerve wearing a white wedding gown.
lol!! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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I would never ever in my life imagine that someone would marry her... | |
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wildgoldenhoney said: I would never ever in my life imagine that someone would marry her...
lol! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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"Here's to his new victim, I mean, wife." | |
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4. So does this mean you're keeping the baby this time? | |
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I was at a wedding two years ago were the older (unmarried) sister to the bride stood up and gave a speech at the reception.....it went something like, " I am so glad to be a part of this since you always do things before I do. You learned to drive before me, you got a good job before me, and now you have a man that would want to have in my life. He is a good man, and I am happy you have him, and I am so glad to just witness that."
I was like WTH? Did she just confess to wanting the groom?
Geesh, of all things to say at your little sisters wedding.  | |
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wildgoldenhoney said: I would never ever in my life imagine that someone would marry her...
I've heard that one, but before the wedding happened. "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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" I hope the two of you are happier then we were." | |
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"i wish you luck because her vagina is HUUUGGE!" |
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InsatiableCream said: "i wish you luck because her vagina is HUUUGGE!"
 HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Protege said: InsatiableCream said: "i wish you luck because her vagina is HUUUGGE!"
yeah it looks something like that  |
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InsatiableCream said: Protege said: yeah it looks something like that Does it have sand in it? | |
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theodore said: InsatiableCream said: yeah it looks something like that Does it have sand in it? |
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InsatiableCream said: theodore said: Does it have sand in it? | |
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Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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The other girl he was with was much more bitchier
(at a friends wedding his mom said this)
When's the divorce? Do you still want your "Girls To Do" book? [Edited 6/10/08 5:53am] Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser  | |
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You: “Congratulations to Frank and June…”
Groom: “Sandra, her names Sandra”… You: “Then who was that girl you introduced me to last week?”  | |
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sexyAuntyFuka said: .
1. ..the bride has finally found mr right after bedding over 200 mr wrongs.. (honest, last week a dude said this at a Nigerian wedding in East London, I was like.. , then I went and tried 2 get some from the slut bride when no1 was lookin' )Class act. | |
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theodore said: FUCK YOU PRINCE
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Anxiety said: 4. So does this mean you're keeping the baby this time?
Awful! | |
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