shanti0608 said:

i am so tapping that ass in September.

Moonstar319 said:

omg and u kno the bread cant be all dry hate that shit

Pandy, such a dandy
in white cords
you never saw such a thing
on other message boards!

PANDURITO said:

Christopher said:

See, I be speaking the truth! When in doubt, there's always Selena cake.

Moonstar319 said:

I hate that pan dulce my mother in law drizzled masala all over it and put some cream on the outside to moisten it up and I STILL hated it

ZombieKitten said:

Awww... I like the horns and the round ones w/ all the colored sugar. Hmmm...Cream on the outside? I never heard of that one. I would just dunk it in coffee when it was drying out.

ThreadBare said:

Fauxie said:

Awwwww Fauxieone I LOVE IT!!!

Fauxieone, Fauxieone

Together we'd have so much fun

Romping naked in the sun

Are you glad to see me, or is that a gun?

For a hug from you I would run.

We'll stop and eat food on a bun

I bet you wish this rhyme was done.

Love you sweetest Fauxieone.

ZombieKitten said:

You idealize me,
think I'm top notch
But as I told you it was not my crotch

Nothinbutjoy said:

I love it and I love you!

inspired by fauxies avatar

kitty kat, kitty cat
so cute
running thru the grass

kicking up the flowers
oh no- bee
watch ur arse

fauxie fauxie
i want 2 put u in a boxie
and treat u like goldilocks-y
and show u that i have moxie
and become ur dear
and bring u a beer
and wash all of ur windows
'til theyre crstal clear

i love u fauxie

prb said:

prb
means to me
more than she
could ever see
it's not that we
speak much, you see
but I value her positivity
sent all the way across the sea.

Fauxie said:

that was so sweet

sweet said:

I like it!

sweety sweet
take a seat
upon your throne
because you own
the sweetest smile
as from a child
the kindest words
that man has heard
and all that cross
your path have lost
the will to frown
because your crown
sits on your head
unseen, unsaid,
but felt inside,
a queen, have pride.

this 'bout a girl named JustErin
the coochie, you thought she was sharin'
she is really a prude
so fuck all you dudes
about you, that bitch aint carin'
now we gonna talk about Imago
yeah, you know that crazy ho
if the buttsex is right
he'll fuck you all nite
only to prove that he's not a pro
moving on to that Zombiekitten
with her alot of guys are really smitten
she takes great pics
to get her kicks
that bootie, I wish I was hittin'
now for that cat named Fauxie
what the hell rhymes with Fauxie?
he lives in Thailand
that surely seems grand
well, shit, nothing rhymes with Fauxie
and last but not least is Evenstar
I heard she works at Paisley Park
on Princes payroll
her pockets are swole
wonder if shes ever heard Prince fart?
[Edited 5/24/08 6:51am]

sweet said:

Sweet, I meant no harm before.
In that post, tact I foresook.
I think I'm a little scarred, you see.
For me, women rarely cook.

Stymie said:

my, my, my
I'm about to cry
cuz on this online dump
there'll never be
an orger that means more to me
than the one I dance with
the one that is and always be
a girl as sweet as candy
hot like fire and funny to boot
yeah, put ya hands up, shout with me
for the one and only Stephanie
Dance, Dance, Dance
with meeeee

BlueZebra said:

Oh my



i got u!

ThreadyBare, you have no hair
Nor Roman nose to speak of
But ThreadyBare, do not dispair
And do not feel defeated
Because if you made me a bowl of grits
I would surely eat it.

PANDURITO said:

you think it's all about the size
but it's all about the style
If you REALLY did wear white cords
I'd surely run a mile

THE ORG'S COLDEST RHYME EVAR:

roodboi said:

[Edited 5/25/08 18:03pm]

most of these are fuckin hilarious!
Good job you guys!

Cinnie said:

well at least he wrote nice things about me

JasmineFire said:

1) She hates grits.


2) ThreadyBare.


3)

That's quite clever

ZombieKitten said:

That poor thing.