But I'm poemless!

I'm not too bad at writing ditties
but when you think of me you think of…

Pook.
Book.
Rook.

ZombieKitten said:

TITTIES! I got one....

dear pook
sometimes u a kook
but i like u pook
ur like the milk with a cookie
a udder to a cow
a poem to a poet
this is the end wow

2the9s said:

Last I checked you where doing music threads these days!

There once was a Pook from Nantucket...?

Horsefeathers said:

fuck ittttt I got another!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

ZombieKitten said:

To my shame i did think sity... which isnt even, you know! Then P diddy.... and then EUREKA!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I got two.






[Edited 5/27/08 2:35am]

wildgoldenhoney said:

It was rainy in July
but it didn't matter much
cuz you dried my heart and soul
with your sweet and gentle touch
And now that solemn night
Forever it's gone
No word to be said
Nothing to be done

roses are red
violets are blue
when you are away
I sure miss you

Musings for the Pharaoh
I wrote a thousand pages
He didn't read a single one
then I sat around for ages
All while that stupid git
was sleeping around, fucking young hoes
in his cold and dark pyramid
But then I saw her
I knew who to choose
I kicked him in the groin
and ran off with his Muse

I look at myself
I am a perfect ten
I turn around, amazing
I have to say it again
I'm wonderful, I'm dope
I'm chiseled out of gold
For others there's no hope
They're out there in the cold
Mirror, Mirror on the wall
with $400 on the bank
I'm so unbelievable
and that's not even frank
WORD

Just the two of us
our toes dug in the sand
Yeah, your robe was longer
but at least you held my hand
now take me to wherever
and forever be together
it's wonderful, I'm blessed
and shoot, who would've guessed
that I would put my dibs
on a greasy stinking plate
of smelly fish and chips

Clever

I like this saying
I think it’s clever
It’s better to copulate
Than ever

Imago, go go go
Imago, go go go
I for I'm messed up
M for maybe male
A for any ass will do
G I'm not for sale
O cuz I am so
to a lot of peeps
I seem like a curse
not for who I am
but for my fluffy pink purse

Avec toi
petit chat
tous est possible
toi et moi
sur le toit
sous un soleil rouge
et le monde arrête
il n'y a rien qui bouge
bien sur, ils sont tous là
desormais
toi et moi
il n'y a rien mieux que ca

BlueZebra said:

Je suis desolè
Not understand a parolè

PANDURITO said:

It's probably me ... my French sucks ... she really does

Congrats

any topic?

Please fight the laws of love and gravity
Smash some rabbits against the wall
and offer them to me like a bleeding flower

Tear Bambi away from his anxious mother
Burn the woods he lived in and let him sleep
in my arms. Take these hungry children

and bring a blizzard to my garden.
I’ll take care of it. No one will suffer.
No one will read what was written down.

(It was not written today, but whatever, I'm not a native speaker)

MarieLouise said:

I lay down my head in the shadow of greatness

hickery dickery tick tock

tell me now whats up dock?

tell me bout how u all rock

are you shoe shoe or shoe sock

when you leave your home do you lock

do you like to drink a frosty amber bock

do you have a door bell or just nock

either way im glad to be part a this flock



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[Edited 5/27/08 6:46am]