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PrintableThreadBare said: sweet said: although ur name is threadbare
i know ur cupboards are NOT bare u can cook in ur sleep will u let me peep? on u making some food to prepare Sweet, yo. Sweet, no.  due to the content i suggest you like this... | |
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ThreadBare said: sweet said: although ur name is threadbare
i know ur cupboards are NOT bare u can cook in ur sleep will u let me peep? on u making some food to prepare Sweet, yo. Sweet, no. due to the content i suggest you like this... | |
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No one made a rhyme for me? 
That's OK for I can see pandurito's hard to rhyme. But for Pandy you could find words like candy come to mind. Threads like these just prove to me what is popularity | |
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rhymes | |
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Fauxie said: You sent me a t-shirt,
And I was your boo. If you send me another My wife will probably cut you.  
I love you Fauxie  | |
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Fauxie said: A song for Imago, to the tune of whatever!
Verse: If twice as yella, And not a fella, If grew hair long, And had no schlong, If lights were low, And wife no show, If vision blurred, And voice not heard... Chorus: But you a man. You a man. Yeah you're, like, from Japan Where they're girly, you understand But even so you still a man. Verse: If bought tom yum And Sang Som rum If made somtam, For no Welsh man, Would not mail order, But jump the border, If not for Junta, I'd plow your... field Chorus: But you a man. You a man. Yeah you're, like, from Japan Where they're girly, you understand But even so you still a man. Coda: Your lips around his penis. Your lips around his penis. Your lips around his penis. Your lips around his penis. (Repeat) sooooo stupid
(Spoken as music fades): "I've got a TEFL muthafucka, you need me!.... Ah hell, you can do a little dimsum dimsum in me bum..." | |
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ThreadBare said: Flame and flower,
flower and flame, voice of gilded lilt. When rains did shower, nestled thee there all swaddled in your quilt. Flame and flower, flower and flame, with beauty were you smote. Lift gilded voice, I beg thee true, and utter the word "goat."  that was wonderful...  i'm smitten. | |
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There was a witty saint,
by the name of threadbare. all he ever wanted was, to smell like his jasmine fair. so instead he took a bite, of his favorite feather. and while he ate the candy, it made him feel better.  | |
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There was a little kid
by the name of dynamite wanted her picture and she said it would be a'ight so my camera I did pull out instantly she began to pout so then I put the camera away and so it remains to this very day. ok...I suck  [Edited 5/23/08 9:19am] | |
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paintedlady said: There was a little kid
by the name of dynamite wanted her picture and she said it would be a'ight so my camera I did pull out instantly she began to pout so then I put the camera away and so it remains to this very day.  
I told my girl painted it would be okay a picture she would get..... if any.... someday but until then how 'bout a big ole hug no need to make a fuss over this unique mug surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: There was a little kid
by the name of dynamite wanted her picture and she said it would be a'ight so my camera I did pull out instantly she began to pout so then I put the camera away and so it remains to this very day.
I told my girl painted it would be okay a picture she would get..... if any.... someday but until then how 'bout a big ole hug no need to make a fuss over this unique mug  | |
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said:
I told my girl painted it would be okay a picture she would get..... if any.... someday but until then how 'bout a big ole hug no need to make a fuss over this unique mug :really BIG hig: Your's was better! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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paintedlady said: There was a witty saint,
by the name of threadbare. all he ever wanted was, to smell like his jasmine fair. so instead he took a bite, of his favorite feather. and while he ate the candy, it made him feel better. i have no idea what to make of this. | |
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JasmineFire said: paintedlady said: There was a witty saint,
by the name of threadbare. all he ever wanted was, to smell like his jasmine fair. so instead he took a bite, of his favorite feather. and while he ate the candy, it made him feel better. i have no idea what to make of this. Let's just say that he likes the smell of Jasmine  | |
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Imago said: Fauxie said: A song for Imago, to the tune of whatever!
Verse: If twice as yella, And not a fella, If grew hair long, And had no schlong, If lights were low, And wife no show, If vision blurred, And voice not heard... Chorus: But you a man. You a man. Yeah you're, like, from Japan Where they're girly, you understand But even so you still a man. Verse: If bought tom yum And Sang Som rum If made somtam, For no Welsh man, Would not mail order, But jump the border, If not for Junta, I'd plow your... field Chorus: But you a man. You a man. Yeah you're, like, from Japan Where they're girly, you understand But even so you still a man. Coda: Your lips around his penis. Your lips around his penis. Your lips around his penis. Your lips around his penis. (Repeat) sooooo stupid
(Spoken as music fades): "I've got a TEFL muthafucka, you need me!.... Ah hell, you can do a little dimsum dimsum in me bum..." There's a lot of pain captured in that song. | |
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not one rhyme for me. you guys suck ass.  | |
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evenstar3 said: not one rhyme for me. you guys suck ass.
What sucks ass is not only did I not get a rhyme...but no one even commented on my three pathetic rhymes....they were writen w/ love.
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evenstar3 said: not one rhyme for me. you guys suck ass.
Evenstar, Evenstar The best by far, You used to be DOOM, But then you got a room, With a boy called Ben, Who was what, like, ten? But I'll still get your heart, From that little Eton fart, If I change to be emo, Move out to Reno, Commute by bus, To your campus, And wearing tight jeans, Just picture the scene, Your eyes fall on me, Cloudy sexuality, I'm just your kind, A warped British mind, Bringing you a kitten, Suffocated in a mitten, And we'll go to the room, And make the real DOOM, In the way it was meant, And I'll even call you 'Trent' 'Cause you like it like that You like it like that You like it like that So forget that little prat, He may be really smart And he may have won your heart, But he's stuck in Britain, While I'm bringing you a kitten, So forget about that boy, 'Cause I'm unemployed I can move to So-Cal Or any other locale, And we can make babies, Without the fear of rabies, That boy does canines And he doesn't wash their behinds. | |
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paintedlady said: There was a witty saint,
by the name of threadbare. all he ever wanted was, to smell like his jasmine fair. so instead he took a bite, of his favorite feather. and while he ate the candy, it made him feel better.
"Word!" | |
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paintedlady said: JasmineFire said: i have no idea what to make of this. Let's just say that he likes the smell of Jasmine And, the taste of Godiva Chocolatier's coffee feather. | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: evenstar3 said: not one rhyme for me. you guys suck ass.
What sucks ass is not only did I not get a rhyme...but no one even commented on my three pathetic rhymes....they were writen w/ love.
Nubbajoy, Nubbajoy I can be your private toy, I can open doors, Or beg on all fours, Take you out to eat, Or massage your feet, With style and class, Or fuck you in the ass, I can be all things, That an Englishman brings, Be polite to your mother And then do you like no other, Nubbajoy, Nubbajoy, I can be your private toy. | |
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Fauxie said: evenstar3 said: not one rhyme for me. you guys suck ass.
Evenstar, Evenstar The best by far, You used to be DOOM, But then you got a room, With a boy called Ben, Who was what, like, ten? But I'll still get your heart, From that little Eton fart, If I change to be emo, Move out to Reno, Commute by bus, To your campus, And wearing tight jeans, Just picture the scene, Your eyes fall on me, Cloudy sexuality, I'm just your kind, A warped British mind, Bringing you a kitten, Suffocated in a mitten, And we'll go to the room, And make the real DOOM, In the way it was meant, And I'll even call you 'Trent' 'Cause you like it like that You like it like that You like it like that So forget that little prat, He may be really smart And he may have won your heart, But he's stuck in Britain, While I'm bringing you a kitten, So forget about that boy, 'Cause I'm unemployed I can move to So-Cal Or any other locale, And we can make babies, Without the fear of rabies, That boy does canines And he doesn't wash their behinds.
i love you.
(bring mon with you. she's hot.) | |
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Fauxie said: evenstar3 said: not one rhyme for me. you guys suck ass.
Evenstar, Evenstar The best by far, You used to be DOOM, But then you got a room, With a boy called Ben, Who was what, like, ten? But I'll still get your heart, From that little Eton fart, If I change to be emo, Move out to Reno, Commute by bus, To your campus, And wearing tight jeans, Just picture the scene, Your eyes fall on me, Cloudy sexuality, I'm just your kind, A warped British mind, Bringing you a kitten, Suffocated in a mitten, And we'll go to the room, And make the real DOOM, In the way it was meant, And I'll even call you 'Trent' 'Cause you like it like that You like it like that You like it like that So forget that little prat, He may be really smart And he may have won your heart, But he's stuck in Britain, While I'm bringing you a kitten, So forget about that boy, 'Cause I'm unemployed I can move to So-Cal Or any other locale, And we can make babies, Without the fear of rabies, That boy does canines And he doesn't wash their behinds.
I WANT A FUCKING RHYME FUCK YOU ALL EYOUCUNT.S | |
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evenstar3 said: Fauxie said: Evenstar, Evenstar The best by far, You used to be DOOM, But then you got a room, With a boy called Ben, Who was what, like, ten? But I'll still get your heart, From that little Eton fart, If I change to be emo, Move out to Reno, Commute by bus, To your campus, And wearing tight jeans, Just picture the scene, Your eyes fall on me, Cloudy sexuality, I'm just your kind, A warped British mind, Bringing you a kitten, Suffocated in a mitten, And we'll go to the room, And make the real DOOM, In the way it was meant, And I'll even call you 'Trent' 'Cause you like it like that You like it like that You like it like that So forget that little prat, He may be really smart And he may have won your heart, But he's stuck in Britain, While I'm bringing you a kitten, So forget about that boy, 'Cause I'm unemployed I can move to So-Cal Or any other locale, And we can make babies, Without the fear of rabies, That boy does canines And he doesn't wash their behinds.
i love you.
(bring mon with you. she's hot.)
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ThreadBare said: paintedlady said: There was a witty saint,
by the name of threadbare. all he ever wanted was, to smell like his jasmine fair. so instead he took a bite, of his favorite feather. and while he ate the candy, it made him feel better.
"Word!" please don't tell me that you have a hat like that.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Fauxie said: Evenstar, Evenstar The best by far, You used to be DOOM, But then you got a room, With a boy called Ben, Who was what, like, ten? But I'll still get your heart, From that little Eton fart, If I change to be emo, Move out to Reno, Commute by bus, To your campus, And wearing tight jeans, Just picture the scene, Your eyes fall on me, Cloudy sexuality, I'm just your kind, A warped British mind, Bringing you a kitten, Suffocated in a mitten, And we'll go to the room, And make the real DOOM, In the way it was meant, And I'll even call you 'Trent' 'Cause you like it like that You like it like that You like it like that So forget that little prat, He may be really smart And he may have won your heart, But he's stuck in Britain, While I'm bringing you a kitten, So forget about that boy, 'Cause I'm unemployed I can move to So-Cal Or any other locale, And we can make babies, Without the fear of rabies, That boy does canines And he doesn't wash their behinds.
I WANT A FUCKING RHYME FUCK YOU ALL EYOUCUNT.S 
I'm sorry Spookymuffin, I ain't got nothin' While thinking of a rhyme, You were slipping from my mind, 'Cause I'm all about the ladies, And making Fauxie babies, Tho' I know you've a vagina, I don't think it's the kinda That will catch my batch, And make an egg hatch, And bear a child, Still your ass could be defiled, 'Cause you like it that way, You like it that way, You went to Eton, And you got a lot of A's.
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JasmineFire said: ThreadBare said:
"Word!" please don't tell me that you have a hat like that. 
No, ma'am. But, if you swap golden straw for that bone version and add a deep blue around the rim of that hat, you'll be close to my latest fedora. | |
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ThreadBare said: JasmineFire said: please don't tell me that you have a hat like that.
No, ma'am. But, if you swap golden straw for that bone version and add a deep blue around the rim of that hat, you'll be close to my latest fedora. quite nice! | |
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Fauxie said: Spookymuffin said:
I WANT A FUCKING RHYME FUCK YOU ALL EYOUCUNT.S
I'm sorry Spookymuffin, I ain't got nothin' While thinking of a rhyme, You were slipping from my mind, 'Cause I'm all about the ladies, And making Fauxie babies, Tho' I know you've a vagina, I don't think it's the kinda That will catch my batch, And make an egg hatch, And bear a child, Still your ass could be defiled, 'Cause you like it that way, You like it that way, You went to Eton, And you got a lot of A's.
. [Edited 5/23/08 16:59pm] If by A's you mean Arses I hate you. | |
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Christopher, you know that guy...
Rockin the do's cuz he's so fly. Has a thing for MJ, I don't know why
He doesn't like his pan dulce dry. "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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