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Reply #60 posted 05/22/08 11:59am

XxAxX

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Steadwood said:

There once was a man on the org.... a day ago confused

Who was incredibly bored ... eo neutral

So to break up his day

He had his way

With a poet orger by the name of Im ago neutral



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hah!
With a poet orger by the name of Im ago
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Reply #61 posted 05/22/08 12:01pm

sweet

zombiekitten zombiekitten
with ur photos i am smitten
by the picture bug i am bitten
i have a nice flick of my mitten
due to the content i suggest you like this...
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Reply #62 posted 05/22/08 12:01pm

Mars23

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy
Nothing rhymes with SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #63 posted 05/22/08 12:09pm

JasmineFire

Imago said:

JasmineFire said:

Imago thinks that he's the one
To joke and laugh and always have fun
He's on the Org all the time
But still does not know how to spell 'rhyme'

omfg

brick




JasmineFire, lights my fire!
Like the embers of a cooling earth bathed in red,
JasmineFire, oh how I desire,
for you to run your fingers through the mullet on my head! mushy





uh huh!! I think you're starting to undertand I'm a bottomless pit of creativity honey!

shake not the mullet! NOT THE MULLET!! shake
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Reply #64 posted 05/22/08 12:12pm

magnificentsyn
thesizer

Upper Case Lower Case X

A

Lower Case Upper Case X

An orger who i find quite complex

One day i would like to chat with you about physics

Over a cup of tea

and a plate of cheese whiz
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Reply #65 posted 05/22/08 12:14pm

Imago

magnificentsynthesizer said:

Upper Case Lower Case X

A

Lower Case Upper Case X

An orger who i find quite complex

One day i would like to chat with you about physics

Over a cup of tea

and a plate of cheese whiz


Absolutely brilliant. falloff
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Reply #66 posted 05/22/08 12:15pm

XxAxX

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magnificentsynthesizer said:

Upper Case Lower Case X

A

Lower Case Upper Case X

An orger who i find quite complex

One day i would like to chat with you about physics

Over a cup of tea

and a plate of cheese whiz


magnificentsythesizer
you know he ain't no miser
when it comes to posting
he isn't into coasting
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Reply #67 posted 05/22/08 12:36pm

Steadwood

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy

Is a Hell off a long name to mess wi omfg

So I won't even try

To shuffle and jive

With those letters inside

It's like making a Rhymne with Pwllheli confused



(I'm sticking to the day job neutral )


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guitar I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality biggrin troll guitar


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Reply #68 posted 05/22/08 1:01pm

roodboi

Imago said:

RYME# 1


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Reply #69 posted 05/22/08 1:08pm

JasmineFire

roodboi said:

Imago said:

RYME# 1



are you serious! lol
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Reply #70 posted 05/22/08 1:13pm

Christopher

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JessieJ said:

What the fuck are "Rymes"? biggrin



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Reply #71 posted 05/22/08 1:26pm

Ocean

Imago said:

When ever I think of Ocean,
I reach for some lotion,

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Reply #72 posted 05/22/08 1:27pm

JasmineFire

Ocean said:

Imago said:

When ever I think of Ocean,
I reach for some lotion,

neutral

falloff
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Reply #73 posted 05/22/08 1:42pm

JerseyKRS

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once upon a time I wrote a song for Dan. falloff


It's been a long time since I've rolled my eyes at you
It's been a long time since I've been mad.
It's been a while since I've Yahoo! voice chatted with you
Wish I could take back the times that I had.
The only thing that you ever really did for me
Was make the GD oh so miserable.
And the hope that I never see your posts again
Is anything but questionable.

I hope this is goodbye.
I hope this is goodbye.

There was a time when your avatars were funny to me
I think those times I was probably just drunk.
And if they offered a test about being a real man
I'd put money down that you'd surely flunk.
The only thing that you ever really took from me
Were my punch lines, making me a dope.
Now all I have left is this hair on my chest
And my testosterone helping me cope

I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye

It's been a long time since I've seen a thread by you.
It's been a long time since I just gagged.
It's been a while since I've really had to deal with you.
Wish I could forget the thread about your nads.
The only thing that you ever really did on the org
Was blush like a little girl
I bet you use toner on your skin
in your bathroom while you dance and you twirl.
There was a time that I thought you were a straight man like me
I think those times I was probably just high.
And if they offered a test on your female conquests
I'd put money down that it was a lie.
The only thing that you ever really made me see
Was just how bad your threads truly were
Now all I have left is this chin with a cleft,
Your disappearance helping me cope.

I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye

Go sleep with a GUY!!!


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Reply #74 posted 05/22/08 2:00pm

shanti0608

I am not much for rhyming
but gotta give a shout out to Stymie
She is beautiful and outspoken
If she ever left the org
I would be heartbroken


rose
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Reply #75 posted 05/22/08 2:37pm

PANDURITO

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sweet said:

muthu funka
who woulda thunka
they banned u again
do they think ur a punka?

boxed

giggle
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Reply #76 posted 05/22/08 2:46pm

PANDURITO

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someone said:

JasmineFire
You never tire
Of making paella.

razz

hmm

[pä-ˈel-ya] geek
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Reply #77 posted 05/22/08 5:15pm

Imago

JerseyKRS said:

once upon a time I wrote a song for Dan. falloff


It's been a long time since I've rolled my eyes at you
It's been a long time since I've been mad.
It's been a while since I've Yahoo! voice chatted with you
Wish I could take back the times that I had.
The only thing that you ever really did for me
Was make the GD oh so miserable.
And the hope that I never see your posts again
Is anything but questionable.

I hope this is goodbye.
I hope this is goodbye.

There was a time when your avatars were funny to me
I think those times I was probably just drunk.
And if they offered a test about being a real man
I'd put money down that you'd surely flunk.
The only thing that you ever really took from me
Were my punch lines, making me a dope.
Now all I have left is this hair on my chest
And my testosterone helping me cope

I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye

It's been a long time since I've seen a thread by you.
It's been a long time since I just gagged.
It's been a while since I've really had to deal with you.
Wish I could forget the thread about your nads.
The only thing that you ever really did on the org
Was blush like a little girl
I bet you use toner on your skin
in your bathroom while you dance and you twirl.
There was a time that I thought you were a straight man like me
I think those times I was probably just high.
And if they offered a test on your female conquests
I'd put money down that it was a lie.
The only thing that you ever really made me see
Was just how bad your threads truly were
Now all I have left is this chin with a cleft,
Your disappearance helping me cope.

I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye

Go sleep with a GUY!!!

lol neutral
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Reply #78 posted 05/22/08 5:45pm

ZombieKitten

sweet said:

zombiekitten zombiekitten
with ur photos i am smitten
by the picture bug i am bitten
i have a nice flick of my mitten

batting eyes
that sounds very saucy!
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Reply #79 posted 05/22/08 6:07pm

JerseyKRS

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Imago said:

JerseyKRS said:

once upon a time I wrote a song for Dan. falloff


It's been a long time since I've rolled my eyes at you
It's been a long time since I've been mad.
It's been a while since I've Yahoo! voice chatted with you
Wish I could take back the times that I had.
The only thing that you ever really did for me
Was make the GD oh so miserable.
And the hope that I never see your posts again
Is anything but questionable.

I hope this is goodbye.
I hope this is goodbye.

There was a time when your avatars were funny to me
I think those times I was probably just drunk.
And if they offered a test about being a real man
I'd put money down that you'd surely flunk.
The only thing that you ever really took from me
Were my punch lines, making me a dope.
Now all I have left is this hair on my chest
And my testosterone helping me cope

I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye

It's been a long time since I've seen a thread by you.
It's been a long time since I just gagged.
It's been a while since I've really had to deal with you.
Wish I could forget the thread about your nads.
The only thing that you ever really did on the org
Was blush like a little girl
I bet you use toner on your skin
in your bathroom while you dance and you twirl.
There was a time that I thought you were a straight man like me
I think those times I was probably just high.
And if they offered a test on your female conquests
I'd put money down that it was a lie.
The only thing that you ever really made me see
Was just how bad your threads truly were
Now all I have left is this chin with a cleft,
Your disappearance helping me cope.

I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye
I hope this is goodbye

Go sleep with a GUY!!!

lol neutral



it was all in fun. hug hug hug


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Reply #80 posted 05/22/08 9:35pm

ThreadBare

Shausler makes it seem so easy, doesn't he?


woot! Shaus!
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Reply #81 posted 05/22/08 9:39pm

ThreadBare

sweet said:

although ur name is threadbare
i know ur cupboards are NOT bare
u can cook in ur sleep
will u let me peep?
on u making some food to prepare


Sweet, yo.
Sweet, no.
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Reply #82 posted 05/22/08 9:40pm

ThreadBare

lol
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Reply #83 posted 05/22/08 9:41pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Mr. Bliss Mr. Bliss

It is you I truly miss

Come back here and give me a kiss.

Hurry hurry, Mr. Bliss

hug

rose

I'm stickin' to my day job to...but this is fun so there may be more....sorry in advance.

rose
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #84 posted 05/22/08 9:42pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Miss Kitty, Miss Kitty

Your absence is shitty

I miss you in chat

Please hurry back Katt


rose hug
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #85 posted 05/22/08 9:47pm

Nothinbutjoy

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I confess my love of CalhounSq

Her posts here are beyond compare

A wit like her's is very rare

I love how she loves Prince's derrere

Beauty and humor....a beautiful pair.

rose
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #86 posted 05/22/08 9:48pm

ThreadBare

Flame and flower,
flower and flame,
voice of gilded lilt.

When rains did shower,
nestled thee there
all swaddled in your quilt.

Flame and flower,
flower and flame,
with beauty were you smote.

Lift gilded voice,
I beg thee true,
and utter the word "goat."
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Reply #87 posted 05/22/08 11:46pm

Fauxie

You sent me a t-shirt,
And I was your boo.
If you send me another
My wife will probably cut you.

smile
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Reply #88 posted 05/23/08 12:08am

FuNkeNsteiN

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smile
It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.

- Lammastide
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Reply #89 posted 05/23/08 12:41am

Fauxie

A song for Imago, to the tune of whatever!

Verse:

If twice as yella,
And not a fella,
If grew hair long,
And had no schlong,
If lights were low,
And wife no show,
If vision blurred,
And voice not heard...

Chorus:

But you a man. You a man.
Yeah you're, like, from Japan
Where they're girly, you understand
But even so you still a man.

Verse:

If bought tom yum
And Sang Som rum
If made somtam,
For no Welsh man,
Would not mail order,
But jump the border,
If not for Junta,
I'd plow your... field

Chorus:

But you a man. You a man.
Yeah you're, like, from Japan
Where they're girly, you understand
But even so you still a man.

Coda:

Your lips around his penis.
Your lips around his penis.
Your lips around his penis.
Your lips around his penis.

(Repeat)

(Spoken as music fades): "I've got a TEFL muthafucka, you need me!.... Ah hell, you can do a little dimsum dimsum in me bum..."

neutral
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