Write some stupid rhymes for orgers (yeah--I'm bored. )



RYME# 1)

Jess Jess Jess,
Your posts are a mess!
But I must confess,
Just like the rest,
Who are only paying attention to your breasts!
You're monigram like a motherfucker with
that stellar chest!


RYME# 2)
Rushing07,
My little slice of heaven,
If you go docking with eleven,
take a picutre or maybe seven,
my lovely rushing07 ,

RYME# 3)
Carrie Carrie,
My balls are hairy,
But I don't care,
Trust Me Trust me,
You've place a mark on me,
Like the streaks in my underwear.


RYME# 4)
Heybaby, heybaby, hey,
Brownsugar makes a man want to say,
marry me marry me, hey hey baby,
I hope you like Asian men
found lounging in salons all fucking day


RYME# 5)
Onenitealone,
cuts me to my bone,
always with kindness and class,
I hope to prove to him,
With words to woo him,
only slightly muffled with my
face down in his ass.

RYME# 6)
Oh Muse, my Muse,
You light my Fuse,
your soul is like a diamond
surrounded in a sea of turds,
We fit like a hand in glove,
and you always show me love,
even with your abusive words.




Your turn.



spelling edit, though I still think Jess is just fuckin' with me
[Edited 5/22/08 11:26am]

What the fuck are "Rymes"?

JessieJ said:

Did I mispell it?

Imago said:

Yeah, boo. It's rhymes.

When ever I think of Ocean,
I reach for some lotion,

JessieJ said:

damn.

this thread is gonna really suck.

Rhondab said:

I agree.

We're shit outta luck.

Rhondab said:

RhondaB, RhondaB,
So so fine you see,
She makes an Asian want some more!
On my hands and knees,
I'm begging you please!!!!
Tell me, were the spiders metaphor???!!!?





[Edited 5/22/08 11:13am]

2the9s said:

Of Dan's shit threads,

I could give a fuck!

2the9s said:

Say it to my face, you prissy little, pampered Petunia!

JessieJ said:

HA HA!

Imago said:

I just love how you still use "monigram" to describe hot boobs!
[Edited 5/22/08 11:16am]

magnificentsynthesizer said:

i think he meant "limes"

Anxiety said:

Do you mean lemons that aren't quite ripe yet?

MoniGram said:

This thread is NOT going well.

Imago said:

you should ask 2the9s if he would mind you merging this thread with his wiki thread that could help

Imago said:

Imago
Imago
Women or men
which do you choose
your penis is gonna fall off
with nasty oozeeeee.

XxAxX said:

I'd have better luck with a Rymes for Music & More orgers in the 'other' forum.

XxAxX said:

No!!

Mine is a slow burner. This one is slow torture...

Imago said:

Rhondab said:

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This thread is NOT going well.

imago, you're in love
I'll bet you coo like a dove
down the phone
dont ya.
you hippy lovin hippy thingy.

Imago said:

I think Dan's needle is stuck!

2the9s
thinks he's damn fine
starting secret organizations
all the time



and that's all i got.

LleeLlee said:

LleeLlee, LleeLlee,
You're words have no power over me!
Cause this ain't OWB!!!!






This is getting exhausting.

You're a G. I. T.
At least to me.
Come let me show you, my LleeLlee.

Imago said:

and.....

Imago said:

You ass It is rhyme!