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SirPsycho said: 7.) "ok don't freak out, but i think i sh*tted on myself a little..."
*backs away slowly* [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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"Clarence Carter was right. Your stuff wasn't tight enough so I had stick it up your ....woo, I be stroking."
And ladies don't say that old Richard Pryor joke to the fellas: "If you had six inches more d*** you'd find some new p**** right here". "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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sammij said: SirPsycho said: 7.) "ok don't freak out, but i think i sh*tted on myself a little..."
*backs away slowly* come on...you know that one was good  | |
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SirPsycho said: sammij said:
*backs away slowly* come on...you know that one was good  for the purpose of the thread yeh
i hope to never hear that said to me, or to never have to say that to someone [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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MuthaFunka said: Flowerz said: wait.. im just realizing what you said.. 'she' was missing him, but was with you instead..  .. she was really missing him alright lol She really was missing him but I was puttin' it ON her, trying to get her to forget his ass WHILE I was salting his game! I was sayin' shit like "You know he's there with some other chick, don't you? Why else would he not invite you?" and that made my panty-raid on her that much easier LMAO! Steady macking & rappin while you're tappin. [Edited 5/15/08 21:44pm] | |
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MuthaFunka said: Flowerz said: yeah, why didnt he invite her?  see?  friggin men all'a yaz.. lol Hey, one man's "pimp move on his own chick" is another man's "1-night stand"!  True enough. A booty call/1 night stand is what it is Playa.The women gladly spread her legs and put herself in that comprising pleasurable position. Reminds me of that old Johnnie Taylor joint.  Ain't no sense in going home. Jody's got your girl and gone. | |
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Please not in the ass tonight, I just ate at Taco Bell. Fire in the hole!!!!! I wanna b ur fantasy and maybe u could be mine! | |
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MsLegs said: MuthaFunka said: She really was missing him but I was puttin' it ON her, trying to get her to forget his ass WHILE I was salting his game! I was sayin' shit like "You know he's there with some other chick, don't you? Why else would he not invite you?" and that made my panty-raid on her that much easier LMAO! Steady macking & rappin while you're tappin.
[Edited 5/15/08 21:44pm]  nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MsLegs said: MuthaFunka said: Hey, one man's "pimp move on his own chick" is another man's "1-night stand"! True enough. A booty call/1 night stand is what it is Playa.The women gladly spread her legs and put herself in that comprising pleasurable position. Reminds me of that old Johnnie Taylor joint. Ain't no sense in going home. Jody's got your girl and gone.nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: MsLegs said: True enough. A booty call/1 night stand is what it is Playa.The women gladly spread her legs and put herself in that comprising pleasurable position. Reminds me of that old Johnnie Taylor joint. Ain't no sense in going home. Jody's got your girl and gone. | |
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"Thank you." | |
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WHAT THE FU KK ARE YOU WATCHING ME FOR????? .....NAGGA!!!!! | |
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There's so much more warmth and motion with someone that's alive. Guess grandma goes back in the ground! | |
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After having been in a relationship for 3 months and after having LOADS of sex;
"NOW you are in my top 5..." | |
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