MuthaFunka said:

see..that right there is why i'd have my money upfront lol

and also i think a bad thing to say after sex: 'that's it?'

"Did you do all that with the Icelandic guy?"

During sex:
"Can you pass me the baby wipes, my pussy is wet"




After sex:
"I had fun umm....errr....hmmm....what's your name again?"

"Ah, it's all vitamins and stuff. Maybe it'll help your glaucoma"

Flowerz said:

In high school, I remember telling this girl "Thank you" as we were getting dressed after we fucked the first night of meeting each other. I said "Thank you (meaning "Thank you for finally giving in to your urges after fighting them all damn night!")" because she had a boyfriend and he was at their homecoming without her and she was missing him.

I didn't realize how fucked up my "Thank you" sounded until she told it made her feel like a whore because it sounded like I was thanking her for "sex for the night" and that that was all I wanted. Oops. (She was right though!)

MuthaFunka said:

that's a shame lol

Flowerz said:

Yeah, I was quite a cad back then.

Flowerz said:

One thing about it, at least she knew her place on his proirity list.

Flowerz said:

It's better than hit and quit it. Since it a booty call with no ties the only thing left after a booty slam was thank you mame.

MuthaFunka said:

More or less , you treat a girl/women according to how she presents herself in the situation. Theres nothing wrong with that.

MsLegs said:

Actually, that is somewhat true .

MuthaFunka said:

.....

MuthaFunka said:

wait.. im just realizing what you said.. 'she' was missing him, but was with you instead.. .. she was really missing him alright lol

"you mean the panties your mother laid out for you"?

sosgemini said:

sosgemini said:

"Daddy, what's that white stuff?"

"It's not hard enough"

"It's stuck"

okay, you said 20 bucks right?

"hopefully the bumps and bleeding won't start for a few months"

Flowerz said:

She really was missing him but I was puttin' it ON her, trying to get her to forget his ass WHILE I was salting his game! I was sayin' shit like "You know he's there with some other chick, don't you? Why else would he not invite you?" and that made my panty-raid on her that much easier LMAO!

Oh wow, your eyes are green???? No they're not! Are they?

I said this recently after sex when the guy mentioned that his eyes were green. I hadn't noticed at all in the hours preceding, during or after sex.
[Edited 5/14/08 22:55pm]

MuthaFunka said:

yeah, why didnt he invite her? see? friggin men all'a yaz.. lol

Flowerz said:

Hey, one man's "pimp move on his own chick" is another man's "1-night stand"!

MsLegs said:

....sama sexa marriage?????

Let's watch Graffiti Bridge!!

So, did you vote for Hillary, or Obama?

Do you mind if I put this on Redtube.com?

muirdo said:

Yes, and nachos.

Heh, look at that, the condom split! Ah well.

sexyAuntyFuka said:

What's your name again?