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Reply #30 posted 05/14/08 8:56am

roodboi

wait....

20 worse than what??
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Reply #31 posted 05/14/08 9:01am

jbchavez

What about that 100 bucks you owe me.
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Reply #32 posted 05/14/08 9:07am

mcmeekle

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"Thanks Mum, now what's for tea?"
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Reply #33 posted 05/14/08 9:30am

FunkMistress

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"It was tighter when you were five." rolleyes
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
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Reply #34 posted 05/14/08 9:33am

DanceWme

FunkMistress said:

"It was tighter when you were five." rolleyes

spit
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Reply #35 posted 05/14/08 10:13am

MuthaFunka

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"Wow, that was great. Do you take credit cards?"
nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher

MuthaFunka - Black...by popular demand
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Reply #36 posted 05/14/08 11:14am

superspaceboy

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"Sorry about the pukeing...."

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #37 posted 05/14/08 11:27am

sexyAuntyFuka

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"Are you done cos there's other people waiting" smile
Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? whofarted ...was it u? disbelief
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Reply #38 posted 05/14/08 11:38am

NDRU

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"WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY???!!!!"
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Reply #39 posted 05/14/08 11:50am

SirPsycho

i knew you were all talk
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Reply #40 posted 05/14/08 11:54am

LittleSmedley

that was great!.., but next time, can you wear a ginger wig and hum "candle in the wind"?
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Reply #41 posted 05/14/08 12:06pm

paintedlady

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"Better call my wife before she begins to worry"
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Reply #42 posted 05/14/08 12:10pm

SirPsycho

LittleSmedley said:

that was great!.., but next time, can you wear a ginger wig and hum "candle in the wind"?


oh god yes
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Reply #43 posted 05/14/08 12:11pm

NDRU

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To a woman: "God, I almost couldn't tell you'd once been a man!"

To a man: "The illusion is near complete, but when do you plan to have your vagina inverted?"
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Reply #44 posted 05/14/08 12:11pm

SirPsycho

well that settles it...i'm gay
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Reply #45 posted 05/14/08 12:14pm

LittleSmedley

SirPsycho said:

well that settles it...i'm gay


bow genius, Sir
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Reply #46 posted 05/14/08 12:19pm

SirPsycho

LittleSmedley said:

SirPsycho said:

well that settles it...i'm gay


bow genius, Sir


touched thank you
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Reply #47 posted 05/14/08 12:22pm

blueblossom

"NEXT!!"

Amazing what you can do with a millimetre murderer!!

You can take the lifebelt off now dumb ass!

Well thanks, I smell like a tuna salad now!!

Well for a moment there I felt like I was in a Stephen King novel!

Next time put a feather on ya dick so you can at least tickle the sides!

Past ya dick I need to clean me teeth!

and the worse one is.....

lets go again,and again and again and again.....
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...
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Reply #48 posted 05/14/08 12:45pm

NDRU

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"Well, that's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back!"

"Sex is soooo overrated, dontcha think?"

"That was cool, but I've got a cup, and you're a girl, let's make a video!"
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Reply #49 posted 05/14/08 12:47pm

LittleSmedley

blueblossom said:

"NEXT!!"

Amazing what you can do with a millimetre murderer!!

You can take the lifebelt off now dumb ass!

Well thanks, I smell like a tuna salad now!!

Well for a moment there I felt like I was in a Stephen King novel!

Next time put a feather on ya dick so you can at least tickle the sides!

Past ya dick I need to clean me teeth!

and the worse one is.....

lets go again,and again and again and again.....
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol



lol Bloob!
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Reply #50 posted 05/14/08 12:50pm

blueblossom

LittleSmedley said:

blueblossom said:

"NEXT!!"

Amazing what you can do with a millimetre murderer!!

You can take the lifebelt off now dumb ass!

Well thanks, I smell like a tuna salad now!!

Well for a moment there I felt like I was in a Stephen King novel!

Next time put a feather on ya dick so you can at least tickle the sides!

Past ya dick I need to clean me teeth!

and the worse one is.....

lets go again,and again and again and again.....
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol



lol Bloob!


I lurve you smeddies!!!
"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...
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Reply #51 posted 05/14/08 1:37pm

carlcranshaw

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Don't say: "F*** you. Pay me!"

And you probably shouldn't leave one of these behind either:




You might not start singing "You Are Not Alone" and have your buddies jump out of the closet/enter from other room/under the bed etc.

And PLEASE don't say: "I've got that good lemonade."

[Edited 5/14/08 13:41pm]
‎"The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page
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Reply #52 posted 05/14/08 1:58pm

Paris9748430

See you at the next family reunion.
JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!!
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Reply #53 posted 05/14/08 2:02pm

kimrachell

ill
feeling ill
eyepop
omfg
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Reply #54 posted 05/14/08 2:23pm

Nikademus

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Next!
Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969

Yer booteh maeks meh moodeh

Differing opinions do not equal "hate"
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Reply #55 posted 05/14/08 2:24pm

LittleSmedley

ok, ok, that's good! Now do it to my anus, with feeling
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Reply #56 posted 05/14/08 2:26pm

littlemissG

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That was just like that scene in Star Wars when they feed Hans Solo to the big sandy clit monster.
No More Haters on the Internet.
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Reply #57 posted 05/14/08 2:27pm

hokie

LittleSmedley said:

ok, ok, that's good! Now do it to my anus, with feeling




ill
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Reply #58 posted 05/14/08 2:35pm

littlemissG

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littlemissG said:

That was just like that scene in Star Wars when they fed Hans Solo to the big sandy scary clit monster.
No More Haters on the Internet.
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Reply #59 posted 05/14/08 4:15pm

ZombieKitten

Ottensen said:

ZombieKitten said:

3. Is it in yet? neutral


WHOA...!

That sorta happened with me once a few years back (it was soooo little!) boxed


eek it never happened to me, it's just a joke I have with my husband, it cracks us up all over the shop falloff
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