.

1. "U were good but Ur dad was better"

2. U're nothing like ure sister are u?

3. Is it in yet?

"thats that finished then"

"that reminds me the oven needs cleaning"

"keep bustin"

Are we there yet?

this would be worse DURING

4.

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

I replied "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral."
Zombie didn't laugh at all.

PANDURITO said:

but you and I have never had sexual relations pandy!

It's true.

I always get you and that other girl mixed, what's her name? oh yes, ocean

PANDURITO said:

2-timer!!!!

I can't sink lower today
So I better leave

PANDURITO said:

suppose it's siesta time now

"My ex-boyfriend was right, it does feel better in the Vagina"

ZombieKitten said:

You know me so well darling!

PANDURITO said:

PANDURITO said:

Why didn't u wake me up

ZombieKitten said:

Jamie has herpes...
[Edited 5/14/08 5:29am]

roodboi said:

roodboi gave it to me
[Edited 5/14/08 5:32am]

jami0mckay said:

you're amongst friends...I'd give you a hug emoticon but ya know...I wanna be careful

roodboi said:

"Don't sweat it! I've definitely seen smaller"

"oh good I finally found my herpes meds!"

"If you're gonna stay, would you mind sleeping on the couch...I have to be up in a few hours"

"Finally! I thought you'd never finish! I need to take a dump so baddd"

"Oh, I'm allergic to latex, but don't worry! I didn't use that condom anyway"


[Edited 5/14/08 6:36am]

ZombieKitten said:

WHOA...!

That sorta happened with me once a few years back (it was soooo little!)

silence

"NOW can I go out and play, Daddy?"

FunkMistress said:

Ur not from Austria r u?

ZombieKitten said:

my gosh ..

@ this thread!!!!!

"have you been eating garlic"?