JerseyKRS said: mdiver said: I remember the days when you posted pics of black eyes after fighting What happened to you bro? I used to drink a lot back then too. look at this! Oh fuck.....what has she done to you? | |
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JerseyKRS said: mdiver said: I remember the days when you posted pics of black eyes after fighting What happened to you bro? I used to drink a lot back then too. look at this! jersey is a stepford wife... | |
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Well, time to take a break from this place. | |
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I'm totally kidding, my gay dog isn't gonna live in that thing, but he is gonna live in this one!!! | |
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JerseyKRS said: i can see it now. the mailman delivers the paper and the poor dog gets all squished to pieces and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Imago said: Well, time to take a break from this place.
don't be mad because you have a jankity haired cat. | |
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JerseyKRS said: Imago said: Well, time to take a break from this place.
don't be mad because you have a jankity haired cat. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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I found Dan a dog...
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mdiver said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I still want a 3 legged dog. AND no, I want him to come that way, I'm not going to cut the leg off.
woof! Roar! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JerseyKRS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I love the Ewok looking one. me too. everyone email FunkMistress and tell her it is in her best interest to fly to California to get a Kyi-Leo puppy. When I got home yesterday, I was told very solemnly that the children had something to tell me. I steeled myself for a broken window, an "F," something bad. The news, carefully prepared before my arrival home? "We want a puppy!" The Normal Whores Club | |
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@ all the cute pix. Hard choice to make, because they're all so cute. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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JerseyKRS said: I am on the verge of convincing my loverly wife that we need a puppy.
The hard part is picking the breed. We are equally drawn to all of the following: Lhasa Apso Shih Tzu Maltese or Kyi-Leo (a maltese/shih tzu cross, they are not an AKC recognized breed yet, but who gives a shit, the crossbreeding has not caused any health problems not already associated with the original breeds) what do you say org? What should the JerseyMistress household adopt into our already huge family??? awww... one of each | |
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CarrieLee said: JerseyKRS said: cats are stupid!!! I don't want dog hair everywhere!! and piss off, they're cute as all hell. :nanan: I guess if you like little yippers In any case, make sure you get them one of these: OMG!!!! WHERE!!!???? my westie has a frog and it has had it, it has no more eyes, various patches that have been torn out an sewn a hundred times each. | |
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JerseyKRS said: I'm totally kidding, my gay dog isn't gonna live in that thing, but he is gonna live in this one!!! oh god that is cool where did you find that at??? | |
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btw, I would get a westie
or a french bull dog | |
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I've got a mini Shnauzer. She's a cutie. She's a good little dog. | |
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hokie said: I've got a mini Shnauzer. She's a cutie. She's a good little dog.
IMO small/medium terriers are theee best! | |
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horatio said: hokie said: I've got a mini Shnauzer. She's a cutie. She's a good little dog.
IMO small/medium terriers are theee best! Careful..I was corrected here before for calling my mini Schnauzer a terrier. | |
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shanti0608 said: horatio said: IMO small/medium terriers are theee best! Careful..I was corrected here before for calling my mini Schnauzer a terrier. Just don't put it in a crate, goddammmit! The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: shanti0608 said: Careful..I was corrected here before for calling my mini Schnauzer a terrier. Just don't put it in a crate, goddammmit! Dogs are safer in crates. | |
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shanti0608 said: FunkMistress said: Just don't put it in a crate, goddammmit! Dogs are safer in crates. YOU'RE INHUMANE!!!!! The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: shanti0608 said: Dogs are safer in crates. YOU'RE INHUMANE!!!!! Well I have been around dogs all of my life. I have seen ppl that thought it was wrong to keep a dog in a crate until the dog is home alone and destroys the house. Electrocution and hanging from the blind strings is in humane. | |
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shanti0608 said: FunkMistress said: YOU'RE INHUMANE!!!!! Well I have been around dogs all of my life. I have seen ppl that thought it was wrong to keep a dog in a crate until the dog is home alone and destroys the house. Electrocution and hanging from the blind strings is in humane. Haven't you ever seen There's Something About Mary? Electrocution brings them back to life. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: shanti0608 said: Well I have been around dogs all of my life. I have seen ppl that thought it was wrong to keep a dog in a crate until the dog is home alone and destroys the house. Electrocution and hanging from the blind strings is in humane. Haven't you ever seen There's Something About Mary? Electrocution brings them back to life. To each their own in the end. I cannot tell ppl how to raise their children. | |
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horatio said: JerseyKRS said: I'm totally kidding, my gay dog isn't gonna live in that thing, but he is gonna live in this one!!! oh god that is cool where did you find that at??? gopetdesign.com!!! [Edited 5/14/08 9:00am] | |
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Everybody knows I'll say this, but: Don't get the cross. It's like breaking a piƱata open, you never know what's inside and by that I mean you don't know what quality dogs they used to breed your puppy. A purebred puppy should have a pedigree and you should demand to look at it well beforehand, a serious breeder plans their litters a long time and the pedigree will tell you what degree of inbreeding there is (despite the fact that there are so very many dogs available of every possible breed there is almost always inbreeding to some extent), personally for me only 0% is acceptable but many "dog people" feel that 4,25% or less is ok.
Jersey, what you REALLY should do before getting a dog is settle on a breed (Lhasa!!!!!) and then ask a breeder for some hair and skin scrapings from a dog. Then you take medical tape and tape it to your inner arm, and your daughter's, and leave it there for a couple days. It's a bit gross and not very scientific but it is the best chance you have of knowing beforehand whether your allergies will react to the breed. Shampoo and grooming also play parts, get the mutt to a groomer regularly and have them trim the dog down cos if you're not into dog shows (and we all know you aren't) then a shorter trim is much more manageable. Good luck and get the mofo Lhasa! I agree with FunkMistress Erin on the look of the others. They're horrible, absolutely horrible. | |
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